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BlairW_4 · 02-05-2001, 10:21 PM

Episode One (The Pilot) - Hello Eastland!

Blair's Daughter...Sarah
Jo's Daughter...Jessie
Tootie's Daugter...Kimberly
Natalie's Daughter...Ashley

((Eastland School for Young Women))
(Blair, the headministress of Eastland is standing next to her daughter Sarah.)
S: Mother, when are the other girls suppose to be here?
B: They should be here in a few minutes, hunny.
S: (Sighs just like Blair used too) Well I am waiting.
(All of the sudden a tough looking brown haired girl comes in.)
B: Well here is one of the girls now, Sarah! Jessie!!
S: THAT's Jessie?! I thought she would look a LITTLE more..more...sophisticated looking...
J: Watch it!
B: Now, girls don't get into an arguement right away!
J: Well she should watch what comes outta that mouth of hers!
S: (Rolls eyes)
J: Anyways..this is Eastland?
B: Yes, it is!
(Another girl comes in. She is black and also has black hair.)
B: Kimberly!
J: Who's Kimberly?
S: Yeah..
B: She is another girl who is a daughter of one of my old friends. She is Tootie's daughter.
K: Hi everyone.
J: Uh..Hi, I'm Jessie. But you can call me Jess.
S: Heaven forbid someone calls her by name in a formal matter!
J: (Ignores her)
S: Well I am Sarah.
K: Hi Sarah. How old are you guys?
J: 16.
S: 16.
K: Oh..I'm 14.
S: Well...I guess that's old enough for us.
(Another brown haired girl walks in)
B: Ashley! Welcome to Eastland!!
A: Hi Ms. Warner. (Sees the 3 girls)
J: Oh..I'm Jessie.
A: I'm Ashley. Nice to meet ya.
K: I am Kimberly. (Shakes her hand)
S: And I am Sarah. (Shakes her hand as well)
B: Well girls looks like we are all here!!
J: You mean theres only 4 girls in the school?!
B: Noooo, all four of you are here! Now I can give you your dorm rooms.
S: Oh, great! I want someone who has proper manners and are near first class.
K: I want someone who can put up with my gossip! (Smiles)
J: I want anyone into bikes.
A: And I want anyone who likes the 3 Stooges!!
B: Um...girls, I am afraid that won't be able to happen.
S: And why not, mother?
B: Because you are all going to be in the same dorm.
J: What?!
S: Is there a reasonable explanation for this matter??
B: Yes, Sarah there is. Well when your mothers and I were in Eastland we were in..well..trouble. We had to sleep upstairs above the cafeteria. We spent lots of years there...so I feel you all should sleep there like we did!!!
J: Great...
S: Perfect..
K: Oh...
A: Anyone likes 3 Stooges?
B: This is the same way we acted. But we got used to it. (Smiles and leaves)

Sorry guys but I gotta go! How do you like it?

BlairW_4 · 02-06-2001, 08:58 AM

Guys..how come you didn't post on this? Don't you like it?

Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 · 02-06-2001, 10:42 AM

i like it post more!!

DinahTheDiningCar · 02-06-2001, 05:48 PM

I seriously really like this!!!

BlairW_4 · 02-06-2001, 08:31 PM

((The girl's room))
S: Oh my gosh..talk about old!!
J: There is still a Albert Einstein Picture!!
N: So? What's wrong with that?
J: When my mom showed me pictures of her with all your moms this same poster was in this same place.
N: Ok maybe there is someone wrong with that...
K: Where are we all gonna sleep?
N: I will sleep on the bottom bunk where my mom used to sleep.
K: I will sleep on the top.
J: I guess I will sleep on the left bed where my mom used to sleep.
S: And I will sleep in my mother's bed.
J: How come you always used mother instead of ma or mom?
S: Because! It's Warner fashion!
J: You can say thar again...
K: I remember my mom telling stories about their first day in here. All your moms and her went to the Chugulug Bar down the street..but that place went out of buisness years ago.
S: Well it was for men, they probably couldn't resist!
J: Ya know..we outta do something like that!
A: What do you mean Jess?
J: Well ya know, get into some trouble?
S: That is not what Warners do.
J: Well from what I understand your mom didn't follow that rule when she was at Eastland. (Grins)
S: (Rolls eyes) Well what do you wanna actually do?
A: Hehehhe if we were CRAZY then we would go for a ride in the school van!
J: Well let's go crazy!! (Gets jacket on and starts to leave)
S: (Stops her) Jessie! You can't do that crazy thing!
J: Oh I know. Don't worry! I won't leave without you guys! C'mon! (Leaves)
S: (Looks at Ashley and Kimberly and sighs)
((Inside the school van))
J: (Drving)
S: (Sitting next to Jo)
K: (In the back)
A: (Also in the back)
S: I cannot belive we are doing this!!
A: I can't belive we got away with it!
K: Do you guys think we will get into trouble?
J: If we don't get caught..nahhhhhhh
K: Well what if we do get caught?
J: Then..yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
S: (Groans)
J: Sar if you didn't wanna go you shouldn't of gone!!
S: Don't you dare call me Sar again! The name is Sarah!!! Sar-AH, Sar-AH!!
J: Alright Princess Sarah.
A: Jess you better slow down we might get pulled over.
J: For what? A little speeding?
(All the girls): YES!!!!!!!!
J: Geeeezzzzz......don't worry! I'm the one at the wheel!
S: (Under her breath) That's what I'm afraid of.
(All of the sudden a police car comes speeding towards them)
A: (Yelling) Jo I told you!!!!!
(The school van zig zags across the highway while the police car is chasing them and all the girls are screaming inside the van)
S: I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANT BLOOD ON THIS DRESS!!!!
K: I DON'T WANNA DIE PERIOD!
A: SHE JESSIE?!?!? BUT NOOOOOOO NO POLICE CAR WILL PULL US OVER! IN FACT, THEY AREN'T! WE ARE INVOLVED IN A POLICE CHASE! WE BETTER BE LUCKY IF THIS ISN'T ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED!
J: GUYS BE QUIET I AM TRYING TO DRIVE!
(The school van comes close the smacking into a road slipter but doesn't, inside it keeps driving fast down the freeway)
(Suddenly 3 police cars skid in front of them causing them to stop)
S: (Sighs) Is everyone alright?
K: Yeah..
A: I think..but we aren't gonna be when we get home! That's for sure!
J: Guys just stay calm...don't panic...
(A police man comes towards them)
J: Alright, now ya can panic.

Sorry guys..I gotta go..how do you like it?

iluvfacts14 · 02-06-2001, 09:08 PM

Don't leave me in suspense like this!

BlairW_4 · 02-06-2001, 10:15 PM

The police man knocks on the girl's window and they roll it down)
PM: What do you think you girls are doin?
J: Uhh..uh..uh...
S: Don't mind her, she has a serious case of mental retardation.
PM: This ain't funny.
K: Officer don't mind us..we are just kids!
A: Yeah! Just kids going on a ride on the first day of school...
PM: Yeah your kids alright! JAILkids!!
((The Peekskill Jail))
S: I cannot belive we are here on the first day of school!!! Jessie this is all your idea!! ALL of it!
J: Oh shut up.
K: I dunno what Ms. Warner is gonna do to us!
S: She is my mom! She won't do anything stupid like that!! The most she would do is tell us we should never do this again!
(Blair shows up behind the bars)
B: You girls don't know what's waiting for you at home.
S: Alrighty maybe I was wrong!
A: Ms. Warner does my mom know about this?
B: Yes she does. All your moms know.
K: Oh boy..there's gonna be troubleeeeee...
S: Mom can you please bail us out?? I can't stand being in this cage of metal!
B: That's what I am here for.
J: Finally Sarah uses MOM!!!!!
B: Oh come on.
(All for girls leave the jail cell)
((At Eastland))
(All four of the girls are sitting at the kitchen table)
B: I decided not to go as hard as I was planning because your moms and I weren't as good ourselves. But you will have to have severe punishments. You will all clean the dishes in the cafeteria for one week.
S: ONE WEEK??????
B: Young lady your lucky it wasn't as long as we had it. When the week of cleaning the dishes is over, you will all each be assigned one room to scrub the floors of.
J: Is that it?
B: Yes it is. Now I want you to get to bed.You have a long day tomarrow. And belive me girls, your lucky I was easy on you. Hopefully this teaches you a lesson. And I should have gone harder. Not everyday 4 girls from Eastland and chased by cops. (Leaves)
((The girl's bedroom))
K: (In her bunk bed) I still can't belive that on the first day of school we did this.
J: I can! (Grins)
S: Well I guess we will unpack our stuff tomarrow..I do need my beauty sleep.
J: Oh of course you do!
A: Well I am just lucky we didn't all get killed! We nearly crashed into that road divider!
S: Well luckily we didn't.
J: Guys..I dunno why I'm saying this, but I think we have alot in store for us.
(They all smile and the crowd claps and the camera freezes)

The End

How did you guys like the ending? Episode Two should be coming soon!!

Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 · 02-07-2001, 04:53 PM

that was awesome!

02-05-2001, 10:21 PM	#1
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	A New Series: 'More of the Facts' (Episode One: The Pilot) 'Hello Eastland!' Episode One (The Pilot) - Hello Eastland! Blair's Daughter...Sarah Jo's Daughter...Jessie Tootie's Daugter...Kimberly Natalie's Daughter...Ashley ((Eastland School for Young Women)) (Blair, the headministress of Eastland is standing next to her daughter Sarah.) S: Mother, when are the other girls suppose to be here? B: They should be here in a few minutes, hunny. S: (Sighs just like Blair used too) Well I am waiting. (All of the sudden a tough looking brown haired girl comes in.) B: Well here is one of the girls now, Sarah! Jessie!! S: THAT's Jessie?! I thought she would look a LITTLE more..more...sophisticated looking... J: Watch it! B: Now, girls don't get into an arguement right away! J: Well she should watch what comes outta that mouth of hers! S: (Rolls eyes) J: Anyways..this is Eastland? B: Yes, it is! (Another girl comes in. She is black and also has black hair.) B: Kimberly! J: Who's Kimberly? S: Yeah.. B: She is another girl who is a daughter of one of my old friends. She is Tootie's daughter. K: Hi everyone. J: Uh..Hi, I'm Jessie. But you can call me Jess. S: Heaven forbid someone calls her by name in a formal matter! J: (Ignores her) S: Well I am Sarah. K: Hi Sarah. How old are you guys? J: 16. S: 16. K: Oh..I'm 14. S: Well...I guess that's old enough for us. (Another brown haired girl walks in) B: Ashley! Welcome to Eastland!! A: Hi Ms. Warner. (Sees the 3 girls) J: Oh..I'm Jessie. A: I'm Ashley. Nice to meet ya. K: I am Kimberly. (Shakes her hand) S: And I am Sarah. (Shakes her hand as well) B: Well girls looks like we are all here!! J: You mean theres only 4 girls in the school?! B: Noooo, all four of you are here! Now I can give you your dorm rooms. S: Oh, great! I want someone who has proper manners and are near first class. K: I want someone who can put up with my gossip! (Smiles) J: I want anyone into bikes. A: And I want anyone who likes the 3 Stooges!! B: Um...girls, I am afraid that won't be able to happen. S: And why not, mother? B: Because you are all going to be in the same dorm. J: What?! S: Is there a reasonable explanation for this matter?? B: Yes, Sarah there is. Well when your mothers and I were in Eastland we were in..well..trouble. We had to sleep upstairs above the cafeteria. We spent lots of years there...so I feel you all should sleep there like we did!!! J: Great... S: Perfect.. K: Oh... A: Anyone likes 3 Stooges? B: This is the same way we acted. But we got used to it. (Smiles and leaves) Sorry guys but I gotta go! How do you like it?

02-06-2001, 08:58 AM	#2
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	Guys..how come you didn't post on this? Don't you like it?

02-06-2001, 10:42 AM	#3
Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 174	i like it post more!!

02-06-2001, 05:48 PM	#4
DinahTheDiningCar Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 21, 2001 Posts: 155	I seriously really like this!!!

02-06-2001, 08:31 PM	#5
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	((The girl's room)) S: Oh my gosh..talk about old!! J: There is still a Albert Einstein Picture!! N: So? What's wrong with that? J: When my mom showed me pictures of her with all your moms this same poster was in this same place. N: Ok maybe there is someone wrong with that... K: Where are we all gonna sleep? N: I will sleep on the bottom bunk where my mom used to sleep. K: I will sleep on the top. J: I guess I will sleep on the left bed where my mom used to sleep. S: And I will sleep in my mother's bed. J: How come you always used mother instead of ma or mom? S: Because! It's Warner fashion! J: You can say thar again... K: I remember my mom telling stories about their first day in here. All your moms and her went to the Chugulug Bar down the street..but that place went out of buisness years ago. S: Well it was for men, they probably couldn't resist! J: Ya know..we outta do something like that! A: What do you mean Jess? J: Well ya know, get into some trouble? S: That is not what Warners do. J: Well from what I understand your mom didn't follow that rule when she was at Eastland. (Grins) S: (Rolls eyes) Well what do you wanna actually do? A: Hehehhe if we were CRAZY then we would go for a ride in the school van! J: Well let's go crazy!! (Gets jacket on and starts to leave) S: (Stops her) Jessie! You can't do that crazy thing! J: Oh I know. Don't worry! I won't leave without you guys! C'mon! (Leaves) S: (Looks at Ashley and Kimberly and sighs) ((Inside the school van)) J: (Drving) S: (Sitting next to Jo) K: (In the back) A: (Also in the back) S: I cannot belive we are doing this!! A: I can't belive we got away with it! K: Do you guys think we will get into trouble? J: If we don't get caught..nahhhhhhh K: Well what if we do get caught? J: Then..yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh S: (Groans) J: Sar if you didn't wanna go you shouldn't of gone!! S: Don't you dare call me Sar again! The name is Sarah!!! Sar-AH, Sar-AH!! J: Alright Princess Sarah. A: Jess you better slow down we might get pulled over. J: For what? A little speeding? (All the girls): YES!!!!!!!! J: Geeeezzzzz......don't worry! I'm the one at the wheel! S: (Under her breath) That's what I'm afraid of. (All of the sudden a police car comes speeding towards them) A: (Yelling) Jo I told you!!!!! (The school van zig zags across the highway while the police car is chasing them and all the girls are screaming inside the van) S: I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANT BLOOD ON THIS DRESS!!!! K: I DON'T WANNA DIE PERIOD! A: SHE JESSIE?!?!? BUT NOOOOOOO NO POLICE CAR WILL PULL US OVER! IN FACT, THEY AREN'T! WE ARE INVOLVED IN A POLICE CHASE! WE BETTER BE LUCKY IF THIS ISN'T ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED! J: GUYS BE QUIET I AM TRYING TO DRIVE! (The school van comes close the smacking into a road slipter but doesn't, inside it keeps driving fast down the freeway) (Suddenly 3 police cars skid in front of them causing them to stop) S: (Sighs) Is everyone alright? K: Yeah.. A: I think..but we aren't gonna be when we get home! That's for sure! J: Guys just stay calm...don't panic... (A police man comes towards them) J: Alright, now ya can panic. Sorry guys..I gotta go..how do you like it?

02-06-2001, 09:08 PM	#6
iluvfacts14 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2000 Location: Eastland School for Girls, Peekskill, NY, U.S.A. Posts: 256	Don't leave me in suspense like this!

02-06-2001, 10:15 PM	#7
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	The police man knocks on the girl's window and they roll it down) PM: What do you think you girls are doin? J: Uhh..uh..uh... S: Don't mind her, she has a serious case of mental retardation. PM: This ain't funny. K: Officer don't mind us..we are just kids! A: Yeah! Just kids going on a ride on the first day of school... PM: Yeah your kids alright! JAILkids!! ((The Peekskill Jail)) S: I cannot belive we are here on the first day of school!!! Jessie this is all your idea!! ALL of it! J: Oh shut up. K: I dunno what Ms. Warner is gonna do to us! S: She is my mom! She won't do anything stupid like that!! The most she would do is tell us we should never do this again! (Blair shows up behind the bars) B: You girls don't know what's waiting for you at home. S: Alrighty maybe I was wrong! A: Ms. Warner does my mom know about this? B: Yes she does. All your moms know. K: Oh boy..there's gonna be troubleeeeee... S: Mom can you please bail us out?? I can't stand being in this cage of metal! B: That's what I am here for. J: Finally Sarah uses MOM!!!!! B: Oh come on. (All for girls leave the jail cell) ((At Eastland)) (All four of the girls are sitting at the kitchen table) B: I decided not to go as hard as I was planning because your moms and I weren't as good ourselves. But you will have to have severe punishments. You will all clean the dishes in the cafeteria for one week. S: ONE WEEK?????? B: Young lady your lucky it wasn't as long as we had it. When the week of cleaning the dishes is over, you will all each be assigned one room to scrub the floors of. J: Is that it? B: Yes it is. Now I want you to get to bed.You have a long day tomarrow. And belive me girls, your lucky I was easy on you. Hopefully this teaches you a lesson. And I should have gone harder. Not everyday 4 girls from Eastland and chased by cops. (Leaves) ((The girl's bedroom)) K: (In her bunk bed) I still can't belive that on the first day of school we did this. J: I can! (Grins) S: Well I guess we will unpack our stuff tomarrow..I do need my beauty sleep. J: Oh of course you do! A: Well I am just lucky we didn't all get killed! We nearly crashed into that road divider! S: Well luckily we didn't. J: Guys..I dunno why I'm saying this, but I think we have alot in store for us. (They all smile and the crowd claps and the camera freezes) The End How did you guys like the ending? Episode Two should be coming soon!!

02-07-2001, 04:53 PM	#8
Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 174	that was awesome!