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Old 02-03-2001, 06:36 PM   #1
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Talking NEW- The Fab Four (and I DON'T mean The Beatles!)

Coming soon!
Meet the Fab Four! Alexz, Rachel, Sara, and Jordan. Each girl deals with different problems, but they always help each other pull through and live to see tomorrow. Be sure to read all four installments (so far) in 'The Fab Four' series!

A Magnificent Obsession-- Rachel has a new crush... but it's not who the girls think.

To Write or Not to Write-- Sara develops a bad case of writers' block right before the contest that could make or break her career as a writer.

Give My Regards to Broadway-- Jordan has an audition for a Broadway play! But will a bad case of laryngitis ruin the act?

Green With Envy-- Alexz and Rachel go head-to-head in order to get the attention of the new boy at school.

'A Magnificent Obsession' Coming Soon!

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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"What exactly is the penalty for attempted dogicide in this state? We roll up a newspaper and hit the offender on the nose?" ~Jinny Exstead
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Old 02-03-2001, 07:14 PM   #2
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Awesome!
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Old 02-03-2001, 07:17 PM   #3
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oh my gosh that is so kewl you guyz! hey if your stuff actually gets like a TV show promise me that I can play Rachel PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEE I can act I just live in FL so that is a bummer. later!

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Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle
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Tootie: Sue Anne why don't you go the the weight loss place they advertise on TV ..........Hi there I'm Yvette, Your weight councelor at the Astrotrim health Spa, do your friends talk about that unsightly buldge behind your back, Behiiind your back......when you get up from a wooden chair do you have to Flluff it up? If your answers yes, Knock it off the Astrotrim Way
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Jo: We'll sneek out right after dinner
Blair:Ok
Tootie: OK we'll be ready
Blair: We......would you care to explain that?
Tootie: Sure, We is the first person pluerl pronoun, me and Nat are a We and We are going with you!
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Old 02-03-2001, 07:17 PM   #4
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Kewl, but since I haven't been on the board for very long I was wondering who's kid was who?
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Old 02-03-2001, 07:42 PM   #5
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I guess that I should give you some back ground...
Alexz is Jo and Rick's. They live in the Bronx and they have been to Paris where Jo had a little run in with the David dude from FOL goes to Paris. (that's coming soo also) She can play the piano, the only feminine trait that she has. She is as tough as Jo was, but she has Rick's sense of humor and that combination can be dangerous.

Rachel is Blair and Blaine's and she's a snob like Blair. She and Alexz fight alot like their parents. She's had a rough life with her abusive dad, but she's still practical and has a heart of gold under all that green.

Sara is Natalie and Snake's. She wants to be a writer, probably because she's grown up around her novels. She has Nat's sense of humor and her best friend (besides Jordan) is a good book.

Jordan is Tootie and Jeff's. She wants to be an actress and has grown up on stage. She loves to watch her mother act and has starred in many musicals.

Does that clear things up?

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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Old 02-03-2001, 08:49 PM   #6
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Sounds great....but I would have preferred a fan fic about John, Paul, George, and Ringo!

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Old 02-03-2001, 09:00 PM   #7
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You sound like my mom! LOL! I like The Beatles, too. Anyway, I have a nasty case of writers' block. So, when I get over it, (should be soon) I'll post 'A Magnificent Obsession'. I should have it posted tomorrow night OR Monday night. It really depends on my writers' block.

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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Old 02-04-2001, 12:13 AM   #8
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DId happen to mention that BlairW_1 and I have acted this out soooooo many times that it's not funny? Anyway, I'm Alexz (duh) and she's Rachel... BUT, we need 2 people to play Sara and Jordan.

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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"What exactly is the penalty for attempted dogicide in this state? We roll up a newspaper and hit the offender on the nose?" ~Jinny Exstead
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Old 02-04-2001, 01:29 PM   #9
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I can't wait to read those fanfics. I like how you write about their daughters, I think it could become a tv show, like The New Facts of Life or something. I'm curious about one thing, though, how did you come up with the Z on the end of Alexz? I was just wondering why you didn't name her Alex. It doesn't matter, I've just never seen the name spelled like that.
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Old 02-04-2001, 03:52 PM   #10
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A.J.-- EVERYBODY asks me that! Um... I'm not exactly sure... I think I saw it on another TV show or something and it stuck. It seemed like something Jo would do! LOL!

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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Old 02-04-2001, 03:58 PM   #11
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Ohmygosh! (Embarassed look.) When we acted it out, we taped a commercial for it, and called it The Young Facts! We changed the All That themesong around to where it fit Young Facts, and now I have to watch that tape EVERY TIME I go to Kenzie's house. Okay, now that I revealed that, I'm gonna go die!

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T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
B: And then there was Tootie!
T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were...
B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you!
T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate!
B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket!
T: But we were your friends!
B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket!
T: I get mine from Paris, honest!
B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class!
T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH!
BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No!
N: Beverly Ann, wake up!
BA: Don't drink the cocoa!
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Old 02-04-2001, 04:04 PM   #12
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Of course you'll die... if I don't kill you first!
*(Evil smile)*

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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Old 02-04-2001, 04:32 PM   #13
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I'll play sara! i love rachel's character! ok i gotta run catchya later!

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Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle
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Tootie: Sue Anne why don't you go the the weight loss place they advertise on TV ..........Hi there I'm Yvette, Your weight councelor at the Astrotrim health Spa, do your friends talk about that unsightly buldge behind your back, Behiiind your back......when you get up from a wooden chair do you have to Flluff it up? If your answers yes, Knock it off the Astrotrim Way
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Jo: We'll sneek out right after dinner
Blair:Ok
Tootie: OK we'll be ready
Blair: We......would you care to explain that?
Tootie: Sure, We is the first person pluerl pronoun, me and Nat are a We and We are going with you!
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Old 02-04-2001, 04:39 PM   #14
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Okay...
AlexzBonner-- Alexz
BlairW_1-- Rachel
DramaQueenTootie-- Sara

Any takers for Jordan?

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B: What's your opinion on school, Alexz?
A: I'm one of your average, ordinary 'Little House on the Prairie' school kids... Except I don't carry one of those little buckets around.
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M: What would you do if a guy didn't call?
J: Oh, they always call me. They want to be part of my life. They want to get to know me. They want to share.
M: But if he didn't call?
J: I'd breath a great big sigh of reief. Unless, of course, I liked him. Then I'd hunt him down and slash his tires.
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I think I know why there's a Z!
Her real name is Alexzandra right?
They took Alexz off that

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Jo: Nobody move!
Blair: Why?
Jo: I lost my shoe!
Blair: Well find it you barbarian!

Blair: There's a lesson to be learned here
Mrs. G: What?
Blair: I feel like that roast!
Jo: Though and shriveled?

Jo: You've proved that Eddie and I are two dumb kids leaning way over our heads with no money, no education, and no chance
Blair: Exactly
Jo:That's why it's gonna be even sweeter when we make it work
Blair: Make what work?
Jo: Ya know tonight I was gonna say no to Eddie but you've helped me realize that he's the only one I can trust and maybe we don't have anything else but we have each other
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