Déjà Vu - Pilot

[iluvfacts14]

Here it is...the pilot for "FOLANM" (The Facts of Life, A New Millennium)

Just a bit of background, this story takes place right after a happy reunion. Nat and Ellie move to an apartment in Peekskill, and Ellie wins a scholarship funded by Blair. Jo and her family live in nearby Hillsdale, where the center, still run by Jo, is located. Tootie and Jeff live in New York, but, of course, Lydia goes to Eastland, as does Ro. Blair still owns Eastland, and she and her family lives on campus, obviously, Anna goes there. Josef (Jo's son) and Jason (Blair's son) go to nearby Bates. (Hmm, that's about it)

Season One, Episode One
Déjà Vu
Cast:
Blair Warner...Lisa Whelchel
Anna Warner...Emily Asbury
Lydia Rogers...TBA
Ellie Green...Kimberly Watt
Ro Bonner...Leigh Ann

~*~Guest Stars~*~
Natalie Green...Mindy Cohn
Jo Polniaczek-Bonner...Nancy McKeon


*Eastland Commons*
*January 3, 2001*
*First Day of Second Semester*

*Anna and Ro both come in, Ro has one bag, Anna has, well, ALOT*
Ro: This school ain't as bad as I thought it would be...
Anna: Oh my gosh! Are we actually agreeing?
Ro: Oh No
*Lyd comes in*
Lyd: Hi guys!
Anna: Where's that girl you're sharing a room with, Lyd?
Lyd: Ellie? I dunno....
Ellie: *walks in with suitcase* Hi!
Lyd: Where have you been?
Ellie: Sorry, my mom was talking to your mother
Lyd: Oh....they could talk forever
Anna: So could you, Lyd
Ro: Quit talkin about yourself
Lyd: Yeah
Anna: Excuse me?
Ellie: C'mon guys, we've barely been here five minutes and you're already fighting....
Ro: Don't you ever fight?
Ellie:Why should anyone fight?
Ro: That's the only way you get what you want
Ellie: Can't you ask politely?
Anna: *rolls eyes*
Ro: That never works, besides I take after my mom
Anna: unfortunately
Lyd: You take after your own mom...
Anna: I know, isn't it wonderful?
Ro: *gives 'the look'* Yeah....and root canals are fun!
Anna: Rose Marie
Ro: You Shut Up Mirror Head!
Anna: Grease Brain
Ellie: Guys! Stop it!
Ro: Stay outta this, goody two shoes
Ellie: Fine with me, c'mon Lyd
Lyd: Ok
*ellie and lydia leave*
Anna: See what you did?
Ro: Me! What about you?
Anna: At least I didn't insult the girl
Ro: Shut up!
Anna: Make me!
Ro: I'm gonna losen some teeth......
Anna: You're not a dentist
Ro: run! *chases anna*
*Anna screams and runs right into blair*
Anna: Oh hi Mom!
Ro: Hi
Blair: Hello girls. What were you doing?
Ro: having a small, meaningless disgreement
Blair: Fighting? Children don't fight
Ro: Oh c'mon you and my mom used to fight
Blair: That was differen't
Anna: How?
Ro: Yea How?
Blair: *says really fast* We were alot older and we didn't really mean it and it's none of your business and don't let me ever catch you fighting again
Anna: (looks confused)
Ro: Whatcha Gonna Do?
Blair: Oh, there's alooooot of things I can do
Ro: Who do you think you are, headmistress?
Blair: I am the headmistress! You are just like your mom, Ro
Ro: Good that's the way I like it
Anna:I'm glad I'm like you, mom
Blair: Me too
Blair: Well, as long as I have stopped you from killing each other........I have work to do
Anna: Goodbye mom
Blair: goodbye (leaves)
*Anna and Blair do the kissing thing*
Ro: At least I'M not an egotistical brained witch
Anna: And just who is an egotistical brained witch?
*Ellie and Anna come Back*
Ro: YOU!
Anna: Am not!
Ellie: Are you guys fighting, again?
Lyd: And I thought Mrs. Warner would stop this fighting
Anna: Nobody can stop her (points to Ro)
Ro: Anna, SHOVE IT
Lyd: All this is very intresting but......
Ellie: It's time for dinner
Anna: I'm famished, let's go
Ro: I don't wanna sit by her i'll lose my appitite
Anna: Don't worry, I'll sit on the other side of the room
*they leave*

*Cafateria*
*all four are at one table*
Ellie: What is this anyway?
Anna: I wouldn't ask
Ro: Anna, maybe your mom needs some new cooks
Anna: Are you saying there is something wrong with my mom?
Ro: Why??
Anna: Because I might just have to tell her
Ro: Let's go out later and get some real food
Ellie: Where? I don't think we're allowed to leave campus
Lydia: Yeah Ro, where? (sarcastically) A bar?
Ro: (grins) The Chugalug
Ellie: That's illegal, we're underage
Ro: Sooo?
Elllie: Wouldn't we get in trouble?
Ro: Our mothers did it so we can too
Anna: Are you sure it's ok, Ro? I don't trust you
Ro: What can they do to us? Ground us?
Anna: We can get expelled
Ellie: We COULD go to jail!
Anna.: remember what they did to our moms?
Ro: Probation, So What?
Ellie: I'm here on borrowed money, I can't get in trouble
Ro: Fine eat this food and starve
Ellie: I'd rather
Anna: I'm not starving
Lydia: Me neither
Ro: Me neither
Anna: But, mom would kill me....
Ellie: She'd kill all of us
Anna: But i'm not starvin'

*Later that night, back in the commoncs, the lights are off*
Ro: C'mon Anna! I'm leavin'
Anna: Okay, let me get ready
*Anna takes off robe to reveal clothes*
Anna: Ok! lets go!
*ro rolls her eyes*
*joined by anna and ellie*
Ro: What about Anna and Ellie?
Anna: We're here
Ellie: Some of us unwilllingly....
*leave*

*Chugalug*
Ro: Let's go in
Ellie: Are we gonna get caught?
Anna: Lets go
Ro: Who's gonna see us?
Ellie: everyone inside
Anna.: Don't worry, they'll only be watching me
*Sitting at table*
Ellie: lets just eat and leave
Blair Jr.: *stares at guys*
Ro: Anna! cut it out!
Anna: (oblivious, looking at hot guy)
Ro: ANNA!
Anna: WHAT?!?
Ro: Stop lookin at guys
Lydia: C'mon let's order
Anna: Than why else come to a bar?
waitress: what'll it be?
Ro: *grins* A pitcher of beer
waitress: how old are you?
*all at the same time*Ro: 21/Anna:25/Lydia:33/Ellie: Don't ask
waitress: *laughs* let me see your ids
*Ro shows fake Id*
waitress: nice fake id, had a girl and her friend come here almost twenty years ago and her ids just looked just like yours, she also got busted by a cop when her two younger friends came in...
Ellie: Great! Just like I said! We're busted!
waitress: i wont squeal, but no alcohol
Ro: Fine! gimme a burger
Ellie: I guess that goes for all of us
waitress: ok *leaves*
*nat, jo, and blair walk in*
*the four girls don't realize it and keep on talking*
*nat sees them and whispers to jo and blair and they sit on the other side of the bar*
Ro: See I told you we wouldn't get caught
Anna: (sarcastic) You know everything Ro
Ro: I do don't I?
Anna: *smirks*
*Blair walks behind Anna*
Ellie: *gasps and points behind Anna*
Anna: *looks* uhhhhhh
Lydia: Mrs. Warner??
Ro: Nice to see you!
Lydia.: very nice
Ellie: well, I think we're done, lets go.....
Blair: Hold it right there, girls
*four girls freeze*
Nat: *walks over* Park your booties in those seats
Ellie: Hi mom
Jo: *walks over* What are you doing here?
Ro: Hi Mom
Ellie: well, i think its pretty obvious we're.....what are we doing Lyd?
Lydia: We are.... uh, what are we doing Anna?
Anna: Ro can answer that alot better than I can, Ro?
Ro: Why me?
*Waitress comes back with 4 burgers*
Waitress: *to Jo* So these are your kids.... Teach her how to make fake Id's?
Jo: Why would I do that? *grins*

*Back in the commons room*
Jo:You guys are in Big trouble
Ellie: I told you so
Ro: What gonna happen to us Blair?
Blair: Ohhhhh...just you wait, I'm going to have to think about this long and hard
Jo:Put em on Probation and make them work in the kitchen
Nat: Yeah, we had to suffer, so should they
Jo:Make em all live in one room together
Ro:NOOOO!
Blair: Ok girls, since you don't seem to like our school food, you have to work in the kitchen every day; and because you like to sneak out, your going on probation under close observation in ONE room
Lydia: Oh Great....
Anna: You mean I have to be with her? (points to Ro)
Ellie: *looks upset*
Ro: What's wrong Ellie?
Ellie: Now I'm stuck with you fighters
Nat: Now Ellie, that wasn't very nice
Jo: Oh c'mon it's not that bad i've had to live with em for 12 years
Ellie: oohhhhhhhhhhhkkayyyyy
Ro: We could've gotton worse......even though I can't think of what worse is
Blair: I could of expelled you
Jo: Oh c'mon you wouldn't expell your own daughter would you?
Blair: yes
Nat: *gives blair the 'look'*
Anna: You would?!?
Blair: if the offense was serious enough
Anna: Like what? Murder?
Blair: don't try my patience
*Phone Rings*
Jo:I'll get it
*comes back*
Jo: Blair, it's for both of us from Bates... Jason and Josef and two of their friends went to the chugalug after we left....
Blair: Oh great, Nat, Jo and I have to go bail out our boys, talk to them *waves hand at the girls*
*Blair and Jo leave*
Nat: You know what you did was wrong, right girls?
*all at once*Ro: Yes/Lydia:Yes, Mrs. Bonner/Ellie: Yes mom/Anna.: Yes ma'am
Nat: What was wrong about it?
Ellie: We broke school rule by leaving campus after dark
Anna: We went to a place where acoholic beverages were served
Nat:and
Ro: used a fake ids
Nat: and
Lydia: We were stupid trying to act like our parents...
Nat: Hey, we weren't that stupid..except Blair....
Anna: Hey, she's not stupid
Nat: She's the one that made that cop suspect herself and Jo, which led me and Tootie to get into trouble....
Anna: How?
Nat: Long story
*Blair and Jo come back*
Blair: Anna, you and your brother think alike
Anna: Why?
Blair: Well, Jason and some of his friends decided to go to the bar and have some fun, only they were busted by cops
Jo: Like Us.....
Blair: Only they were expelled
*girls look surprised*
Blair: well, go to your assigned rooms tonight, and we'll talk in the morning
*girls leave*
Nat: What happened when you got there?
Blair: Well, they were VERY drunk
Jo: *almost laughs* A bunch of Drunk 10 year olds.....
Blair: They were a sight
Nat: Where are they gonna go to school
Blair: well, we had a very long talk witht heir headmaster, jason and josef and ther friends are expelled for 6 months and I just decided that they can go here for 6months
Nat: Where're they gonna sleep? The probation room is takin
Blair: We'll fine somewhere, they are going to be escorted to every class by mr. james
Jo: Man, you don't think that's too harsh?
Blair: At least Anna wasn't drunk
Nat: How did they get drinks?
Jo: They got drinks

*end*
*as credits roll, first you see Ellie and Lydia laughing in their room, then you see Anna and Ro throwing clothes at each other in their room, then last, you see Nat, Blair, and Jo laughing and talking in the commons*

[This message has been edited by iluvfacts14 (edited 02-05-2001).]

[DramaQueenTootie]

hey great job...this is soooo cute! i love how they are exactly like the girls and that the boys got busted!!!!! lol
~*Alicia*~

[Lil_miss_goodwrench_518]

this was great keep writing them!!

[iluvfacts14]

Yay! I'm very glad that everyone liked it! I'm gonna work hard at getting the next episode, "Mixed Up Dancers". Look for it within the week...

[AlexzBonner]

This is great!