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Old 02-04-2001, 09:19 PM   #1
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((The Kitchen))
(Mrs. Garett is sitting at the kitchen table looking through her recipe books trying to decide what she should make for dinner.)
MG: Hm..let's see...
(Jo comes in)
J: Hey Mrs. G...what's up?
MG: Oh, I am just trying to figure out what I should make for dinner tonight. Do you think you could help me?
J: Sure.
MG: Alright..I was thinking of making a strawberry cassaroll but I just remembered Natalie is allergic to strawberrys so I can't make it because it has strawberys in it...
J: (Just sitting there confused)
MG: (Notices Jo is confused) Maybe this isn't your job.
(Blair comes in the room)
B: Mrs. Garett! Guess what?
MG: What is it Blair?
B: My mother is coming to visit!
MG: Oh, how exciting!
B: She says that she has wonderful news for me!
MG: Oh, what is it??
B: I don't know! She said she wanted it to be a surprise!
MG: Oh I wonder what it is! When is she coming?
B: Three hours! She doesn't live THAT far away!
MG: TODAY??!! THREE HOURS! I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM MAKING FOR DINNER!
J: Why don't you just make sandwhiches?? If you wanna be that fancy put lettace on it!
B: What's your next line gonna be? Would you like fries with that?
J: Fries are a consideration.
B: (Rolls eyes)
(Tootie comes in)
T: Hey everyone.
B: Hi Tootie guess what?
T: What is it?
B: My mother is coming! She said she has wonderful news for me but she wants it to be a surprise!
T: Oooo I like surprises!!
B: Oh by the way..have you seen Natalie? I got that 3 stooges book she wanted for her.
T: She is upstairs studying.
B: Ok thanks. (Goes upstairs)
(3 Hours later)
B: Mrs. Garett have you decided what we were having for dinner?
MG: Yes, I did. Fedechini Alfredo!
J: Never hear of it.
B: You never hear of anything first class!
(Someone knocks on the door)
B: That's probably her!! (Runs and answers it) Mom!!!!!
M: Blair!!!!!!!! (Hugs her)
MG: Monica! It's so good to see you again!
M: Same to you, Edna.
MG: Please, Sit down!
B: Mother, what was that wonderful news you were gonna tell me?
M: Oh, I almost forgot about that!
(Natalie and Tootie come in)
N: Hi Mrs. Warner!
M: Hi Natalie, Hi Tootie!
B: Well?? What is the surprise????
M: Alright, are you ready? This is big!
B: Tell me!!
M: Ok...We are going to Florida!!!
B: Really?!?!? For how long?!?!
M: Forever!! Blair we are moving there permanantly!!
J: (Looks at Mrs. Garett and gives her a 'Whats going on?' look)
N: (Looks at Tootie and gives a 'Oh my gosh' look)

Guys sorry..I gotta go! What do you think of it??
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Old 02-04-2001, 09:57 PM   #2
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oh my gosh hey she's coming to visit me!!!for a long time !!!! i was smilling until she said permenantly! Your best yet keep it going! love it!
~*Alicia*~

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Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle
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Tootie: Sue Anne why don't you go the the weight loss place they advertise on TV ..........Hi there I'm Yvette, Your weight councelor at the Astrotrim health Spa, do your friends talk about that unsightly buldge behind your back, Behiiind your back......when you get up from a wooden chair do you have to Flluff it up? If your answers yes, Knock it off the Astrotrim Way
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Jo: We'll sneek out right after dinner
Blair:Ok
Tootie: OK we'll be ready
Blair: We......would you care to explain that?
Tootie: Sure, We is the first person pluerl pronoun, me and Nat are a We and We are going with you!
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Old 02-04-2001, 09:57 PM   #3
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great!!! keep going

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n: girls girls girls what do people usually fight over? the little things, ignor the little things and lifes a breeze..for instence if i got irritated over all the little things that tootie did we would have split up a long time ago
T: right
N: who cares if she always leaves her books on my bed
T: yea u see its like when...i always leave my books on your bed?
N: yea, you walk in and instead of dropping them on your bed you drop them on my bed
T: i dont do that
N: you do, but dont worry, your a kid you dont know any better
T: uhuh well if irritated you so much then why didnt you say anything?
N: it doesnt irritate me much
T: well is there anything else I do that doesnt irritate you MUCH?
B: my my my trouble in paridise?
T: you butt out of this blair
J: you tell her tootie
T: the same goes for you too Mr. Goodwrench
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Old 02-05-2001, 08:38 PM   #4
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B: Mother..
M: What is it dear? I thought you'd like to come to Florida!!!
MG: Girls I think we better go.
(Mrs. Garett, Jo, and Tootie leave)
B: Well obviously you were wrong. How could you do this?!
M: What do you mean?
B: You are taking me away from my friends! Without asking!
M: Hunny, I didn't think I needed to ask! You love going places!!
B: Yeah but not permanantly!!
M: (Gets up) Hunny..I am sorry. But we are moving to Florida wheter you like it or not.
B: Mother why?! I am only 17! I don't need to go yet! Let me graduate from Eastland first at least!
M: You don't need this school to help educate you, Blair.
B: MOTHER YOUR RIGHT. I DON'T NEED THIS SCHOOL TO EDUCATE ME! I NEED THIS SCHOOL TO SURVIVE!!
M: Blair I am trying to stay as calm as I can about this!! Don't make me yell!
B: RIGHT NOW I DON'T CARE IF YOU YELL OR NOT! FIRST YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT THE CANCER THEN YOU, WITHOUT MY PERMISSION MOVE ME HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY!
M: (Beginning to get mad) Blair, Blair, Blair, Blair. I do not want to be edgey about this. All I am trying to say is we are moving to Florida wheter you like it or not.
B: (Calmer) Mother, you may be moving to Florida. But I'm not.
M: (Starts yelling) BLAIR I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR JUNK!!!!!!! I HAVE PERMISSON TO DO ANYTHING I LIKE WITH YOU!!! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO PACK RIGHT NOW AND WE ARE MOVING TO FLORIDA TOMARROW!!!!!
B: TOMARROW?????!!!!!!!!
M: YES, TOMARROW!! NOW PACK UP. THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DAY AT EASTLAND. (Leaves)

Guys I gotta go..sorry I didn't write that much, what do you think of it?
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Old 02-05-2001, 10:18 PM   #5
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B: Mother I am sorry I reacted so terribly.
M: I am too. And I am moving to Florida......
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Old 02-05-2001, 10:19 PM   #6
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M: But you don't have too.
B: Really?!??! Thank you!!!!!!
(Runs into the other room)
Girls: Whats the news...
B: oh Im staying!!!
(They all cheer and hug)

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