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BlairW_4 · 02-04-2001, 08:23 PM

((The girl's bedroom))
J: Hey guys guess what?
T: What is it?
B: You got a date?!
J: (Frowns at Blair) No, but I'd be happy to make a date with my fist and your face!
N: Well what's the real thing you were gonna tell us Jo?
J: Well I finally got enough money to get that bike helmet I wanted!
B: Yippe! Another item from the Grease Monkey!
J: Ya know what Blair I just about had it with your unwanted comments.
T: Yeah Blair..I gotta agree with Jo. They are beginning to get a little...well...
N: (Interrupts) Abnoxious.
J: Perfect way to put it, Nat!
B: Jo..Jo, Jo, Jo....
N: Blair..I am leaving. What your about to say next is PROBABLY gonna be a insult or comment that we don't wanna hear. (Leaves)
T: Hold on Nat! (Follows)
J: Looks like nobody wants your opinions after all! (Leaves)
((The kitchen))
N: Guys I sorta am starting to feel bad about what we did to Blair.
J: I am feeling happy!
(Blair comes down)
B: Well, well, well. Jo again in the army shirt and pants!
N: (Looks at Tootie) Then again I don't.
J: Yeah..it's me Betty Boop.
B: Oh be quiet. At least I am not obsessed with grease and harleys!
J: At least I ain't obsessed with perfume and cologne!!
B: Jo at least I can get a date! Nobody who has sense would wanna date you!
N: Blair..that was real mean!
J: (Leaves furiously)
T: Yeah!
N: Blair say sorry!
B: No!
T: Blair you really should.
N: Yeah tramp! (Leaves)
T: (Shakes head and leaves)

Guys sorry but I gotta go! How do you like it??

DramaQueenTootie · 02-04-2001, 08:30 PM

hey great job so far! It was hilarious at the begining keep up the great work!
~*alicia*~

BlairW_4 · 02-04-2001, 08:56 PM

B: (Sitting on the couch)
J: (Comes downstairs) Hey Blair! Mrs. Garett went outta town right?
B: Yeah..why?
J: oh then she cant see this. (Pours a bucket of paint on her)
B: (Screams)
(Natalie and Tootie come down laughing)
N and T: hahahahah!!!!!!
B: GUYS WHY DUD U DO THAT?!?!
n: tO gET revenge!!!!!!
B: Alright thats it. Jo, Im sorry ok?? I am not about to have some more paint on me so can we make up?
J: Fine. (Shakes her hand)

THE END.

Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 · 02-04-2001, 09:55 PM

hahahaha that was great...hehe i am cracking up

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n: girls girls girls what do people usually fight over? the little things, ignor the little things and lifes a breeze..for instence if i got irritated over all the little things that tootie did we would have split up a long time ago
T: right
N: who cares if she always leaves her books on my bed
T: yea u see its like when...i always leave my books on your bed?
N: yea, you walk in and instead of dropping them on your bed you drop them on my bed
T: i dont do that
N: you do, but dont worry, your a kid you dont know any better
T: uhuh well if irritated you so much then why didnt you say anything?
N: it doesnt irritate me much
T: well is there anything else I do that doesnt irritate you MUCH?
B: my my my trouble in paridise?
T: you butt out of this blair
J: you tell her tootie
T: the same goes for you too Mr. Goodwrench

02-04-2001, 08:23 PM	#1
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	'Goodbye Material Girl' (New Fan Fiction) Please Read! ((The girl's bedroom)) J: Hey guys guess what? T: What is it? B: You got a date?! J: (Frowns at Blair) No, but I'd be happy to make a date with my fist and your face! N: Well what's the real thing you were gonna tell us Jo? J: Well I finally got enough money to get that bike helmet I wanted! B: Yippe! Another item from the Grease Monkey! J: Ya know what Blair I just about had it with your unwanted comments. T: Yeah Blair..I gotta agree with Jo. They are beginning to get a little...well... N: (Interrupts) Abnoxious. J: Perfect way to put it, Nat! B: Jo..Jo, Jo, Jo.... N: Blair..I am leaving. What your about to say next is PROBABLY gonna be a insult or comment that we don't wanna hear. (Leaves) T: Hold on Nat! (Follows) J: Looks like nobody wants your opinions after all! (Leaves) ((The kitchen)) N: Guys I sorta am starting to feel bad about what we did to Blair. J: I am feeling happy! (Blair comes down) B: Well, well, well. Jo again in the army shirt and pants! N: (Looks at Tootie) Then again I don't. J: Yeah..it's me Betty Boop. B: Oh be quiet. At least I am not obsessed with grease and harleys! J: At least I ain't obsessed with perfume and cologne!! B: Jo at least I can get a date! Nobody who has sense would wanna date you! N: Blair..that was real mean! J: (Leaves furiously) T: Yeah! N: Blair say sorry! B: No! T: Blair you really should. N: Yeah tramp! (Leaves) T: (Shakes head and leaves) Guys sorry but I gotta go! How do you like it??

02-04-2001, 08:30 PM	#2
DramaQueenTootie Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 02, 2001 Location: Eastland School for Girls, OP,FL Posts: 165	hey great job so far! It was hilarious at the begining keep up the great work! ~alicia~

02-04-2001, 08:56 PM	#3
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	B: (Sitting on the couch) J: (Comes downstairs) Hey Blair! Mrs. Garett went outta town right? B: Yeah..why? J: oh then she cant see this. (Pours a bucket of paint on her) B: (Screams) (Natalie and Tootie come down laughing) N and T: hahahahah!!!!!! B: GUYS WHY DUD U DO THAT?!?! n: tO gET revenge!!!!!! B: Alright thats it. Jo, Im sorry ok?? I am not about to have some more paint on me so can we make up? J: Fine. (Shakes her hand) THE END.

02-04-2001, 09:55 PM	#4
Lil_miss_goodwrench_518 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 02, 2001 Location: MA Posts: 174	hahahaha that was great...hehe i am cracking up ------------------ n: girls girls girls what do people usually fight over? the little things, ignor the little things and lifes a breeze..for instence if i got irritated over all the little things that tootie did we would have split up a long time ago T: right N: who cares if she always leaves her books on my bed T: yea u see its like when...i always leave my books on your bed? N: yea, you walk in and instead of dropping them on your bed you drop them on my bed T: i dont do that N: you do, but dont worry, your a kid you dont know any better T: uhuh well if irritated you so much then why didnt you say anything? N: it doesnt irritate me much T: well is there anything else I do that doesnt irritate you MUCH? B: my my my trouble in paridise? T: you butt out of this blair J: you tell her tootie T: the same goes for you too Mr. Goodwrench