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80skid · 02-02-2001, 05:12 PM

~Hope you like it! this is pt. 1, but the rest will be posted tonight or tomorrow morning/evening!~

Part One

(the airport)

Tootie: We're in Hollywood! Home of the palm trees and movie stars!
Blair: Shopping!
Natalie: Cute boys!
Mrs. Garrett: Cute men!
Jo: Um... some stuff?
Blair: There might be a motorcycle shop nearby, Jo.
(Jo glares at her)
Tootie: And this is where I'm going to make my debut! (swings her suitcase around until it crashes on the floor)
Natalie: As the girl who just threw a suitcase onto the ground!
Mrs. Garrett: I don't know, Tootie. I don't think you can totally become a movie star in the two weeks we've got here.
Tootie: Oh, Mrs. G! It worked for... some people!
Natalie: I'm going to write a screenplay and have someone publish it! It'll have drama, comedy... (looks at a boy walking by) and some romance!
Jo: And I'm going to..?
Tootie: You can come with me to my movie sets!
Blair: Jo can be your stunt double!
Mrs. Garrett: How about before we make all our plans, we get going?
Blair: And find out where the stores are! And if Jo doesn't want to go with Tootie, she can just go with me!
Mrs. Garrett: Come on, girls!

(the hotel)
Mrs. Garrett: Now, Blair's going shopping, Tootie and Jo will be at movie studios, and Nat'll be...
Natalie: On the beach!
Mrs. Garrett: and I'll be just around Hollywood, checking up on you girls and everything. Don't get lost and here's the hotel number to call if you need something.
Blair: We won't get lost!
Nat: How can you get lost on a beach? You have your sand, your water, your cute guys and a screenplay to write!
Mrs. Garrett: Have fun, girls!

(the movie studio)
Tootie: Just look at this movie studio... they've got great movies they're producing now AND I bet I'll be in their next one!
(Jo sighs. She's heard this at the other movie studios they've gone to. They go up to a director)
Tootie: Can you, uh, help us find where movie directors find good stars?
Director: You've come to the right place!
Tootie: I have?
Director: The fresh new face! The face that screams "Movie Star!" You've got it!
Tootie: I have?
Director: No, no. (points to Jo). This young woman certainly is the next face!
Jo: I uh...
Tootie: But me!
Director: An extra in the next movie! (looks at Jo) This face.. this face that'll be on every billboard in America... this face!
(Tootie stares at Jo in disbelief)
Tootie (to herself): But this face... my face... MY face..

(Grauman's Chinese Theater. Mrs. Garrett's lost)
Mrs. Garrett: I told the girls not to get lost and here I am lost myself... if I turn left I'm going out there, but if I turn right I... (bumps into a young girl around sixteen)
Mrs. Garrett: Oh, I'm sorry. Can you help me find the way out?
Girl: Mrs. Garrett?!?
Mrs. Garrett: Molly Parker! It's you!

~How is it? get ready for the rest soon!! more tonight!!~

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Andy: OK, tell me what things were ruined. One pen... one jean jacket...
Jo: What do you mean, one jean jacket?
Blair: Andy... that's a delicate topic!
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Blair: Turn Blue!
Jo: Her best shot - you see that, her best shot!

BlairW_4 · 02-02-2001, 05:27 PM

Awesome!!!!!

Fol_divison_rox_505 · 02-02-2001, 05:44 PM

great! i really liked how u brought in molly!!!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought

DinahTheDiningCar · 02-02-2001, 08:05 PM

I am majorly LOVING this. Finish, PUHLEESE...
~Em

iluvfacts14 · 02-04-2001, 11:54 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I like it so far!

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Mrs. G.: ...the whole subject of retardation was strictly off-limits..

Natalie: ....so was sex, religion, and politics, what was left?

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Natalie: I'm not jealous.....I'm wounded.

02-02-2001, 05:12 PM	#1
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	"Facts of Life" go to Hollywood!!! ~Hope you like it! this is pt. 1, but the rest will be posted tonight or tomorrow morning/evening!~ Part One (the airport) Tootie: We're in Hollywood! Home of the palm trees and movie stars! Blair: Shopping! Natalie: Cute boys! Mrs. Garrett: Cute men! Jo: Um... some stuff? Blair: There might be a motorcycle shop nearby, Jo. (Jo glares at her) Tootie: And this is where I'm going to make my debut! (swings her suitcase around until it crashes on the floor) Natalie: As the girl who just threw a suitcase onto the ground! Mrs. Garrett: I don't know, Tootie. I don't think you can totally become a movie star in the two weeks we've got here. Tootie: Oh, Mrs. G! It worked for... some people! Natalie: I'm going to write a screenplay and have someone publish it! It'll have drama, comedy... (looks at a boy walking by) and some romance! Jo: And I'm going to..? Tootie: You can come with me to my movie sets! Blair: Jo can be your stunt double! Mrs. Garrett: How about before we make all our plans, we get going? Blair: And find out where the stores are! And if Jo doesn't want to go with Tootie, she can just go with me! Mrs. Garrett: Come on, girls! (the hotel) Mrs. Garrett: Now, Blair's going shopping, Tootie and Jo will be at movie studios, and Nat'll be... Natalie: On the beach! Mrs. Garrett: and I'll be just around Hollywood, checking up on you girls and everything. Don't get lost and here's the hotel number to call if you need something. Blair: We won't get lost! Nat: How can you get lost on a beach? You have your sand, your water, your cute guys and a screenplay to write! Mrs. Garrett: Have fun, girls! (the movie studio) Tootie: Just look at this movie studio... they've got great movies they're producing now AND I bet I'll be in their next one! (Jo sighs. She's heard this at the other movie studios they've gone to. They go up to a director) Tootie: Can you, uh, help us find where movie directors find good stars? Director: You've come to the right place! Tootie: I have? Director: The fresh new face! The face that screams "Movie Star!" You've got it! Tootie: I have? Director: No, no. (points to Jo). This young woman certainly is the next face! Jo: I uh... Tootie: But me! Director: An extra in the next movie! (looks at Jo) This face.. this face that'll be on every billboard in America... this face! (Tootie stares at Jo in disbelief) Tootie (to herself): But this face... my face... MY face.. (Grauman's Chinese Theater. Mrs. Garrett's lost) Mrs. Garrett: I told the girls not to get lost and here I am lost myself... if I turn left I'm going out there, but if I turn right I... (bumps into a young girl around sixteen) Mrs. Garrett: Oh, I'm sorry. Can you help me find the way out? Girl: Mrs. Garrett?!? Mrs. Garrett: Molly Parker! It's you! ~How is it? get ready for the rest soon!! more tonight!!~ ------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~ Andy: OK, tell me what things were ruined. One pen... one jean jacket... Jo: What do you mean, one jean jacket? Blair: Andy... that's a delicate topic! ~~~~*~~~~~~~* Blair: Turn Blue! Jo: Her best shot - you see that, her best shot!

02-02-2001, 05:27 PM	#2
BlairW_4 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2001 Posts: 252	Awesome!!!!!

02-02-2001, 05:44 PM	#3
Fol_divison_rox_505 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Location: MA(same town joey mcIntyre from NKOTB was born in)also it is the wettest dry town(said so on Jay Leno) Posts: 154	great! i really liked how u brought in molly!!! ------------------ Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap? Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances Jinny: umm.. probley not Captin: thats what I thought

02-02-2001, 08:05 PM	#4
DinahTheDiningCar Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 21, 2001 Posts: 155	I am majorly LOVING this. Finish, PUHLEESE... ~Em

02-04-2001, 11:54 AM	#5
iluvfacts14 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2000 Location: Eastland School for Girls, Peekskill, NY, U.S.A. Posts: 256	Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I like it so far! ------------------ Mrs. G.: ...the whole subject of retardation was strictly off-limits.. Natalie: ....so was sex, religion, and politics, what was left? ------------* Natalie: I'm not jealous.....I'm wounded.