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Old 01-31-2001, 06:19 PM   #1
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Exclamation Coming after The Perfect Stranger In Peekskill...

Coming soon to a computer screen near you!

1. Switching Places-Blair finds herself falling in love with the kind of guy Jo would like. Everyone is suprised, but happy, over it... Except Blair... Only she knows how dead-serious he is over her.

2. Watch Your Back! (Part 1 of 3.)-A silly little argument heats up between the girls at Over Our Heads, and, after a devastating remark that makes Jo break into tears, Blair finds herself on the streets trying to find a place of her own. But can she make it with no help from her friends, her father, or his checks?

3. Pain Before Pride (Part 2 of 3.)-Blair is snug in her 1 room apartment... until disaster, or should I say a tropical storm, strikes. Should she go back to her friends? Or tough it out with no home or salary to support her?

4. War and Peace (Part 3 of 3.)-Blair decides to some back home to her friends at Over Our Heads... but are the other girls willing to accept her?

5. Luck? Or Destiny...-It seems like Jo and Rick hate each others guts, while Blair and Casey are totally in love. While this seems to be the way it always will be, a little party at a friends house could change it all in one night... (Different from the actual episodes in the series.)

I have 8 more, but I lost my little description thingy so I can't put it down right now. I don't know when they're going to be done, but I'm finishing TPSIP first.

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T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
B: And then there was Tootie!
T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were...
B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you!
T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate!
B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket!
T: But we were your friends!
B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket!
T: I get mine from Paris, honest!
B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class!
T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH!
BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No!
N: Beverly Ann, wake up!
BA: Don't drink the cocoa!
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Old 01-31-2001, 06:26 PM   #2
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sound great!x cant wait to read them!

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Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Jinny: You sure he's still up and moving around there, Cap?
Captin: Jinny do you really think that a crack about the age of your commanding officer is the smartest thing you could say under the circumstances
Jinny: umm.. probley not
Captin: thats what I thought
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Old 01-31-2001, 06:43 PM   #3
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Have you checked in that disaster area that you call your locker? (smirks; silly grin. From reading) I cleaned mine today! Rare moment! LOL!

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Terry: Jo, c'mere! Quick! I gotta show you somethin'. Now, don't laugh. (holds up dress)
J: Yeah?
T: It's a dress!
J: So?
T: I bought this to wear to a dance at school, only never did.
J: Why not?
T: I went bowlin' with the guys instead. Actually, I had a good night; I broke 220. The only difference between Paulie and me is that he's taller? Well, I'll show them! I bet they never saw Paulie in one of these!
J: Can I ask you a question?
T: I guess.
J: Does this have anything to do with the dinner guest you got them to force you to invite?
T: What do you mean?
J: That was brilliant the way you did that. He's real cute.
T: Tony? He's not cute... he is gorgeous! Jo, you gotta help me!
J: How?
T: (runs over and dumps a bag of makeup out) I bought all this stuff, but I on't know how it works!
J: Well, what do I know about makeup? I just brush my teeth and go.
T: Jo, I don't need much. Just enough where Tony will notice... and Pop won't.
J: This is way out of my league. What you need is an expert. Someone who spends 24 hours a day lookin' at herself in the mirror.
B: Hello?
J: It's me. I've got an emergency.
B: Good heavems, you're in jail!
J: Don't kid around, Blair. We're desperate. There's a face here that desperately needs your help.
B: Okay, what shape is her face?
J: (looks at Terry) It's face shaped.
B: Does it look like a heart or an egg?
J: (looks at Terry) I think it looks like an apple. Blair, hold on a second. Are you sure you want to do this?
T: I've got to!
J: I'm not sure if they're ready to see you come down the stairs lookin' like a...
T: Looking like a girl? They better be. 'Cause ready or not, here I come.
~`~ Kenzie ~`~
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Old 01-31-2001, 06:48 PM   #4
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Hey, Kenzie? Could you email me the descriptions that you gave me on that little 7-part thing we were doing together? And do you remember the description to The Point of Pain?

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T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo.
B: And then there was Tootie!
T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were...
B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you!
T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate!
B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket!
T: But we were your friends!
B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket!
T: I get mine from Paris, honest!
B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class!
T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH!
BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No!
N: Beverly Ann, wake up!
BA: Don't drink the cocoa!
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Old 01-31-2001, 09:14 PM   #5
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No but... Wouldn't #5 be considered "controversial"? Not to worry anyone...

Thank you,
~`~ Kenzie ~`~
P.S. Are you going to the BR tomorrow afternoon?
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