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Ireneparalegal · 07-12-2007, 12:28 AM

Mel giving the girls a raise without a fuss.

Flo having only one boyfriend.

Vera not being dingy.

Tommy flunking out of school.

Alice not wanting to sing.

Flo NOT saying "Kiss My Grits."

Mel NOT saying "Stow It."

Mel closing the diner on a Saturday.

Mel closing on all the holidays.

Mel NOT being cheap.

The waitresses: "We don't mind working overtime, you don't even have to pay us overtime."

Mel: "Marie, will you marry me?"

Alice actually dating Flo's brother.

Vera caught in a threesome.

Alice wanting to keep that money in the brown bag and NOT call the police.

catlover79 · 07-12-2007, 12:49 AM

Flo joining a convent, and taking vows of both silence and celibacy.

Vera becoming a streetwalker.

Tommy not growing.

Mel buying a good liability insurance plan for the diner.

Mel winning a "Chef of the Year" contest.

Mel visiting Ron Harris (Barney Miller) for fashion advice.

Carrie Sharples taking a vow of silence.

Mel's Diner winning an "Eatery of the Year" contest.

Mel's customers NOT investing in Pepto-Bismol stock.

Ireneparalegal · 07-12-2007, 12:56 AM

Rachel Ray dropping by Mel's Diner for any of her shows.

Emeril having Mel on his show to make his famous chili.

Mel giving the girls great health insurance and medical insurance along with a huge raise.

Flo letting her hair down.

Vera shooting and killing turkeys.

Alice chain-smoking.

Vera becoming an alcoholic.

Flo becoming addicted to pain killers.

catlover79 · 07-12-2007, 01:00 AM

Any celebrity passing through town NOT singing a duet with Alice.

Scoobiedoo30 · 07-19-2007, 08:10 PM

the only one I remember passing was oss Hogg and Enos

Mikado · 07-19-2007, 08:25 PM

Mel: Vera you dinghy..... WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Flo: Kiss mah grits...then we can get into some rubber and you can whip mah grits and call me "Mommy"!

Belle: Why can't I say "kiss mah grits"? After all, I played Flo in the damn movie!!

JAlanRuss72 · 07-27-2007, 07:36 PM

Flo coming back for a visit.

CUSTOMER: "My God, Mel, this is a nice CHIANTI"

Alice and Mel fall in love.

Ireneparalegal · 07-27-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by catlover79

Any celebrity passing through town NOT singing a duet with Alice.

I would say, "Seeing Mel's mother in a short short dress and singing DO YA THINK I'M SEXY?" but THAT DID HAPPEN ON THE SHOW!!!

uke:

Bill Cosby making a special guest appearance.

Mel only having ONE waitress work.

Mel wearing something else beside that white stained t-shirt and cap.

Mikado · 07-27-2007, 09:35 PM

"Due to an illness, in tonight's episode, Vera will be played by former miss Iowa and Playboy Playmate , Barbi Benton"

(If that didnt help the ratings, nothing would)

Ireneparalegal · 07-27-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

"Due to an illness, in tonight's episode, Vera will be played by former miss Iowa and Playboy Playmate , Barbi Benton"

You wish!

Alice moving into a condo with the new raise Mel gave her.

Alice finding a decent boyfriend and we see him more than once on the show.

Flo running a brothel on the side.

Mikado · 07-27-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Flo running a brothel on the side.

I thought Mel ran the brothel!

Ireneparalegal · 07-27-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikado

I thought Mel ran the brothel!

He'd be too busy being a "customer".

Mikado · 07-27-2007, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

He'd be too busy being a "customer".

Then how do you explain the 3 So-called "waitresses" in his "diner"?

catlover79 · 07-28-2007, 12:07 AM

EWWWW...

Alice asking Flo to move in with her for good. "Flo, your habits don't bother me A BIT!! Invite all the men you want!"

Scoobiedoo30 · 07-28-2007, 01:00 AM

that would be funny if Rachael ray would have dropped by Mel's Dinner

07-12-2007, 12:28 AM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things we will never see or hear on ALICE Mel giving the girls a raise without a fuss. Flo having only one boyfriend. Vera not being dingy. Tommy flunking out of school. Alice not wanting to sing. Flo NOT saying "Kiss My Grits." Mel NOT saying "Stow It." Mel closing the diner on a Saturday. Mel closing on all the holidays. Mel NOT being cheap. The waitresses: "We don't mind working overtime, you don't even have to pay us overtime." Mel: "Marie, will you marry me?" Alice actually dating Flo's brother. Vera caught in a threesome. Alice wanting to keep that money in the brown bag and NOT call the police.
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07-12-2007, 12:49 AM	#2
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07-19-2007, 08:10 PM	#5
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07-27-2007, 09:35 PM	#9
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	"Due to an illness, in tonight's episode, Vera will be played by former miss Iowa and Playboy Playmate , Barbi Benton" (If that didnt help the ratings, nothing would) Attached Images

07-12-2007, 12:56 AM	#3
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Rachel Ray dropping by Mel's Diner for any of her shows. Emeril having Mel on his show to make his famous chili. Mel giving the girls great health insurance and medical insurance along with a huge raise. Flo letting her hair down. Vera shooting and killing turkeys. Alice chain-smoking. Vera becoming an alcoholic. Flo becoming addicted to pain killers.

07-12-2007, 01:00 AM	#4
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Any celebrity passing through town NOT singing a duet with Alice.

07-19-2007, 08:25 PM	#6
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Mel: Vera you dinghy..... WILL YOU MARRY ME? Flo: Kiss mah grits...then we can get into some rubber and you can whip mah grits and call me "Mommy"! Belle: Why can't I say "kiss mah grits"? After all, I played Flo in the damn movie!!

07-28-2007, 12:07 AM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	EWWWW... Alice asking Flo to move in with her for good. "Flo, your habits don't bother me A BIT!! Invite all the men you want!"

07-28-2007, 01:00 AM	#15
Scoobiedoo30 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jun 27, 2002 Location: KENNER, LOUISIANA Posts: 27,654	that would be funny if Rachael ray would have dropped by Mel's Dinner