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Ireneparalegal · 07-11-2007, 01:05 AM

Yemana making GREAT COFFEE and everyone loves it.

Wojo: "I have decided to remain monogamous."

Wojo: "I have decided to remain celibate."

Wentworth: "Wojo and I are madly in love."

Fish smiling and laughing hysterically at anything all day long.

AB · 07-11-2007, 04:55 PM

Fish not having to go the bathroom every little bit.

Harris giving up his nice tailored clothes for jeans.

catlover79 · 07-11-2007, 05:58 PM

Chano going into an angry ENGLISH speaking rant.

An entire episode where no one whines and complains.

Chano getting an on-air goodbye party and finding out where he is going.

The 12th getting a NORMAL prisoner.

Wojo having no problems whatsoever with the hookers who come into the precinct.

Inspector Luger: "The past belongs in the past. Let's look forward."

Fish saying only kind, loving words about Bernice.

Dietrich losing at Trivial Pursuit.

Levitt going a whole episode without sucking up to Barney.

Yemana giving up betting - FOREVER.

Wentworth joining a convent and taking a vow of silence.

Bernice NOT nagging Fish.

Barney giving his daughter away.

Barney at his son's bar mitzvah.

The 12th getting a complete renovation with working amenities.

Harris NOT getting annoyed by Dietrich.

Wojo giving up chewing gum and/or his Yankees baseball.

Harris wearing beat up flannel shirts, torn jeans and muddy tennis shoes - ANYWHERE.

Inspector Luger becoming politically correct.

Ireneparalegal · 07-11-2007, 08:34 PM

A CLEAN and organized precinct.

Mikado · 07-11-2007, 11:08 PM

Wojo and Harris NOT fighting over the hot female complainant
Everyone raving over Yamana's delicious coffee
Mr Kopeknie NOT acting completely weird in the "cage"
Dietrich and Fish, going out together, the best of friends
Levitt calling Barney " an incompetent precinct "Hitler" "
Harris wearing a dirty t-shirt and ripped jeans
Lt. Scanlon of Internal Affairs congratulating Barney on the incorruptability of his men
Wojo calling the Marines "a society of incompetent sissies"
Wojo embracing "alternate lifestyles"

catlover79 · 07-12-2007, 12:11 AM

How about Dietrich and HARRIS, going out, the best of friends?

The dirty looks Harris gave Dietrich were priceless!!

AB · 07-12-2007, 05:01 PM

Everyone being happy and excited to see Scanlon come in.

catlover79 · 07-12-2007, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by annball1957

Everyone being happy and excited to see Scanlon come in.

Or Luger!!

Dr. Thong · 07-12-2007, 05:54 PM

They don't make shows like Barney Miller anymore. Pity.

Mikado · 07-12-2007, 06:20 PM

Barney: Harris, why dont you take the day off, with pay, and work on your book?

Inspector Luger: Barney, I just dont care anything about the good old days, and frankly, I cant stand you either!

Wojo: Baseball and bowling my a**.....i'm going to the opera tonight!

Harris: I respect Barney in every way, and have no desire to take over his job!

Deitrich: Oooooo pretty bubbles!!!!hehehehehehe!!!!

catlover79 · 07-20-2007, 06:01 PM

Harris: "I ENJOY chasing criminals through the sewers and ruining my most expensive outfits!"

Fish: "Bernice is the best cook in the world!"

Dietrich: "Come on in Howard, Beverly has all the time in the world for you!!"

Chano: "I'm sorry, but I don't speak a word of Spanish!"

Yemana: "I will bust every single bookie in NYC if it takes me a million years!!"

Harris, Fish, Wojo & Yemana: "No brownies for me, thanks!!"

Barney: "Would you all just shut up, go away, and leave me alone!?"

Already Gone · 07-20-2007, 08:06 PM

Marty: Wow, That girl is really hot!

Wojo: Hookers are people too. They're just trying to make a living.

Dietrich: What are you asking me for? I ain't no expert.

catlover79 · 07-20-2007, 10:08 PM

Wojo hitting on Marty

Marty dressing in a ratty T-shirt, jeans and sneakers

Marty going bowling and guzzling beer

Whatever happened to Beverly Fish? Did she ever go out with Dietrich after he said he'd call her?

catlover79 · 08-25-2007, 01:47 AM

Fish and Bernice becoming marriage counselors, writing books and touring the country in a bid to make everyone's marriage as happy and contented as theirs is.

Yemana actually helping send a bookie to jail.

Mr. Kopeckny appearing on Crossing Over.

catlover79 · 11-16-2007, 12:28 AM

Scanlon actually saying nice things to/about Barney and all the men of the 12th.

07-11-2007, 01:05 AM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things you will never see or hear on Barney Miller Yemana making GREAT COFFEE and everyone loves it. Wojo: "I have decided to remain monogamous." Wojo: "I have decided to remain celibate." Wentworth: "Wojo and I are madly in love." Fish smiling and laughing hysterically at anything all day long.
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07-11-2007, 05:58 PM	#3
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Chano going into an angry ENGLISH speaking rant. An entire episode where no one whines and complains. Chano getting an on-air goodbye party and finding out where he is going. The 12th getting a NORMAL prisoner. Wojo having no problems whatsoever with the hookers who come into the precinct. Inspector Luger: "The past belongs in the past. Let's look forward." Fish saying only kind, loving words about Bernice. Dietrich losing at Trivial Pursuit. Levitt going a whole episode without sucking up to Barney. Yemana giving up betting - FOREVER. Wentworth joining a convent and taking a vow of silence. Bernice NOT nagging Fish. Barney giving his daughter away. Barney at his son's bar mitzvah. The 12th getting a complete renovation with working amenities. Harris NOT getting annoyed by Dietrich. Wojo giving up chewing gum and/or his Yankees baseball. Harris wearing beat up flannel shirts, torn jeans and muddy tennis shoes - ANYWHERE. Inspector Luger becoming politically correct.
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07-12-2007, 05:54 PM	#9
Dr. Thong a/k/a "ACK!" Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 10, 2001 Location: New Hampshire, USA Posts: 5,546	They don't make shows like Barney Miller anymore. Pity.
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07-11-2007, 04:55 PM	#2
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Fish not having to go the bathroom every little bit. Harris giving up his nice tailored clothes for jeans.

07-11-2007, 08:34 PM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	A CLEAN and organized precinct.

07-11-2007, 11:08 PM	#5
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Wojo and Harris NOT fighting over the hot female complainant Everyone raving over Yamana's delicious coffee Mr Kopeknie NOT acting completely weird in the "cage" Dietrich and Fish, going out together, the best of friends Levitt calling Barney " an incompetent precinct "Hitler" " Harris wearing a dirty t-shirt and ripped jeans Lt. Scanlon of Internal Affairs congratulating Barney on the incorruptability of his men Wojo calling the Marines "a society of incompetent sissies" Wojo embracing "alternate lifestyles"

07-12-2007, 12:11 AM	#6
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	How about Dietrich and HARRIS, going out, the best of friends? The dirty looks Harris gave Dietrich were priceless!!

07-12-2007, 05:01 PM	#7
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Everyone being happy and excited to see Scanlon come in.

07-12-2007, 06:20 PM	#10
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	Barney: Harris, why dont you take the day off, with pay, and work on your book? Inspector Luger: Barney, I just dont care anything about the good old days, and frankly, I cant stand you either! Wojo: Baseball and bowling my a.....i'm going to the opera tonight! Harris: I respect Barney in every way, and have no desire to take over his job! Deitrich**: Oooooo pretty bubbles!!!!hehehehehehe!!!!

07-20-2007, 06:01 PM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Harris: "I ENJOY chasing criminals through the sewers and ruining my most expensive outfits!" Fish: "Bernice is the best cook in the world!" Dietrich: "Come on in Howard, Beverly has all the time in the world for you!!" Chano: "I'm sorry, but I don't speak a word of Spanish!" Yemana: "I will bust every single bookie in NYC if it takes me a million years!!" Harris, Fish, Wojo & Yemana: "No brownies for me, thanks!!" Barney: "Would you all just shut up, go away, and leave me alone!?"

07-20-2007, 08:06 PM	#12
Already Gone Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 31, 2004 Posts: 2,587	Marty: Wow, That girl is really hot! Wojo: Hookers are people too. They're just trying to make a living. Dietrich: What are you asking me for? I ain't no expert.

07-20-2007, 10:08 PM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Wojo hitting on Marty Marty dressing in a ratty T-shirt, jeans and sneakers Marty going bowling and guzzling beer Whatever happened to Beverly Fish? Did she ever go out with Dietrich after he said he'd call her?

08-25-2007, 01:47 AM	#14
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Fish and Bernice becoming marriage counselors, writing books and touring the country in a bid to make everyone's marriage as happy and contented as theirs is. Yemana actually helping send a bookie to jail. Mr. Kopeckny appearing on Crossing Over.

11-16-2007, 12:28 AM	#15
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Scanlon actually saying nice things to/about Barney and all the men of the 12th.