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01-21-2001, 06:06 PM
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defying gravity
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new fanfic....please read!
okay...like usual i'm gonna start a new fanfic, and you guys finish it! k..here goes!
*******Everyone except Blair, sitting around studying...mrs.g walks in room********* Mrs. G- girls...so nice to see you all studying but, where's Blair? T- gee, i don't know i havn't seen her since this morning! N- yeah, me either. I wonder where she is. Mrs. G- I'm beginning to get a little worried. J- Don't worry about it Mrs. G, she'll turn up, she just needs her daily dose of shopping. T- yeah you're probebly right Jo. Mrs. G- well alright, but if she comes in let me know! N- No problem Mrs. G! ********5 minutes later********* B- (walks in silently and heads straight for her bed.) J- in the words of mrs. g....where have you been? B- leave me alone jo. J- excuse me? (holds up fist)say that a little clearer please! B- not now jo, i'm serious. N- Jo, you better leave her alone, i've never seen her like this before. T- Yeah me either. Something wrong Blair? B- Please, will everybody just let me be! Mrs. G- Blair! long time no see! B- hello mrs. Garett. Mrs. G- may i ask where you have been? N- Mrs. Garett, you should leave Blair alone right now she seems kind of upset. T- yeah she told jo to leave her alone without fear of getting killed! J- yeah and trust me Mrs. G, that takes guts! Mrs. G- well alright, girls why don't you go downstairs and start dinner, and let me talk to Blair. ********All leave. Mrs. G sits down next to Blair******** Mrs. G- So...is something wrong Blair? B-(looking at ground) Please Mrs. Garett not now... OKAY YOU GUYS FINISH!  |
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01-21-2001, 06:38 PM
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this is great! i'd add on but i really suck at fanfics! someone else definatley should add on though!
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01-21-2001, 08:01 PM
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defying gravity
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so...who wants to add on? anybody?
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01-21-2001, 08:19 PM
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*Mindanao Machiku*
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I will, but I'll have to do it either today or tomorrow. But I have a b-ball game tomorrow, so I might not be able to.
------------------ J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books? ---------- B: A fire! There's been a fire here! ---------- B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie? N: We are suicidal! ---------- Bailey: They losted me! ---------- T: You mean the agony of da feet! ---------- T: Did I lie? ---------- T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black! ---------- N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day! ---------- ~Danielle~ |
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01-21-2001, 09:15 PM
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defying gravity
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ok...whenever u get the chance
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01-28-2001, 11:36 AM
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well isn't someone gonna write more! i have a feeling that this is going to get good but it can't if nobody writes it!
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01-29-2001, 05:24 PM
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Blair: I am... Mrs. G: (kinda shocked) Really?? (thinking trouble like pregnant trouble) Blair: NO!! Not that kinda trouble!! Jeez I'm not that sleezy! (sighs) It's my dad... he was supposed to meet me at this fancy restauraunt in new york... Mrs. G: So?? Blair: He never showed... Mrs. G: Did you call him? Blair: (gets up from bed) Yes! I called his work... Mrs. G: and? Blair: And... they said he was out for a lunch date... Mrs. G: then what? Blair: I called his limo... Mrs. G: (kinda smiles and laughs to self) and?? Blair: They driver said he was going to pick him up... Mrs. G: Blair!! Don't worry... he probably was at the restaurant and you just missed him... don't worry.. common... let's go down stairs! Blair: Fine... (walks to door) Mrs. G: (follows Blair) **Hope you don't mind but i'm gonna keep going cuz i have a great idea and a perfect place to stop** ---Cafeteria--- Blair and Jo: (putting table clothes on tables) Nat and Jo: (putting vases with flowers in them on tables) Nat: I hate these LONG weeks... nothing to do any nights except go to the library... Tootie: You know what i was just thinking about? Nat: That we will be stuck in high school FOREVER!!! Tootie: No... I wonder what the girls are like who are back home... ya know... the short little kids i used to know with no attension span... Jo: Oh you mean... You!! Tootie: no!! I mean YOU!!! Jo: Watch it tootie... this isn't a good week for me!! Tootie: Jeez.... (sighs and turns back to jo) Jo: Blair... say something.. i can't stand to see you so quiet.. i need a good fight! Blair: You want a fight!? Jo: Yes! Blair: Go fly up a flag pole in your underware so all can laugh at you... Jo: Oh yea!!! (gets pissed) Well you can... you can... Nat: I DOn't believe it!! jo is speechless for the first time... Jo: Well you can... TURN BLUE!!! Tootie and Nat: (laugh their butts off) HAHAHA!!!!! Blair: (has a straight face and is trying not to laugh) Jo: What!?!? (angry) Blair: (can't hold it in anymore and laughs really hard) Tootie and Nat: (still alughing) Jo: WHAT!?!?!?!!? Blair: It's like we've switched places!! (laughs) Jo: Go Bite a brick!!! (gets mad and goes into kitchen) Blair, Tootie, and Nat: (laugh realy hard) David Warner: (walks in) laughing... what do i have mustard on my shirt (looks at shirt jokingly) Blair: Hi Daddy... David Warner: Hi princess... i heard you called my work, limo, restauraunts, EVERYWHERE looking for me... Blair: yes... we were supposed to have lunch... David: Oh i'm sorry hun... (walks over to a table and kinda sits down) Mary: (walks in and is very YOUNG and skinny and pretty and dressed in a tight fitting dress and is very shique and proper yet sleezy) Tootie: (looks at Nat and then says) WoW!!! are you georgious! Mary: Thanks.... David: Oh Mary... I'd like you to meet my daughter... Blair... (introduces them) Blair... I'd like you to meet my fiancee... Mary Thimbleton... Blair: (shocked and doesnt think they should marry eachother cuz she is WAY TOO Young for him, she is like 20 years old) Fiancee!?!?!!?!? *** I REALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY WANNNA KEEP GOING... but i know you will all kill me if i do... but MAKE IT GOOD!!! Cuz this one i oculd write and ENTIRE script for it!!! *** MAKE IT GOOD!!!! My god do i wanna keep going i have SUCH a good idea... NO!! I can't... NEXT!!!  sar------------------ jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!! blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do! tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!! mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!! ****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!**** ~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~ *Sarah Lynn* |
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01-29-2001, 05:40 PM
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defying gravity
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hey you can finish it! i mean....i don't think anyone else is supposed to so sure you can finish it! go ahead!
------------------ You're so spoiled that if you were milk the date on the carton would read BC. -Jo Turn Blue. -Blair Sigh I hate it when you do that. Do what? Sigh! I don't sigh. Well if it wasn't a sigh you got a slow leak. Sigh You did it again! That's called breathing. You do it just to annoy me! No, I do it to keep from dying. Now there's an idea! -Jo and Blair- -Kerri- |
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01-29-2001, 07:29 PM
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I for one wouldn't mind if you finished it. Nothing like a fan fiction with an actual conclusion. It's become a rarity on this board.
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01-29-2001, 08:36 PM
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*Mindanao Machiku*
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Yeah, go ahead and finish it! You're great at fanfics, and I'm sure no one will mind!
------------------ T: Oh no! She's right! Sweet little me IS a mass murderer! But I don't remember any of it. Multiple personalities! That's gotta be it! Six faces of me! Each face responsible for a different death! Andy, George, Natalie, Blair, Beverly Ann, Jo. B: And then there was Tootie! T: AAAAHHHHH! Blair! But... I thought you were... B: Dippity-dooed? That's what I wanted everyone to think! That made it easier to get rid of the rest of you! T: You? You're the murderer? Blair, that's so inconsiderate! B: Don't you see? That's part of my plan to eliminate everyone who falls under the fifty percent tax bracket! T: But we were your friends! B: My friends don't wear polyester! They don't drive motorcycles or ramblers! They don't buy their shoes from the supermarket! T: I get mine from Paris, honest! B: Face it, Tootie! You're hopelessly middle-class! T: Blair! Blair! Please, wait! Please! Blair! Oh no! AAHH! BA: No, please, please! No! Don't kill Tootie! No! N: Beverly Ann, wake up! BA: Don't drink the cocoa! ---------- ~Danielle~ |
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01-29-2001, 11:29 PM
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The Lovable Sarah
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ok... i will... let me go and write the rest of it and i will post it... but i think i will change the top half cuz it's just not my style of writing... so i will write the whole script... might not be my best cuz i just kinda threw it up here int he blue.. but we'll see where it heads!
------------------ jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!! Jo: Woaw Nat!! Nice Girls Don't Throw Trees!!! blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do! tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best people are Shacking up!! mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!! ****I AM FOR NO DEATH IN ALL FANFICTIONS!!! DEATH IS WRONG ESPECIALLY TO MAIN CHARACTERS!!! I AM AN ANTI-DEATH IN ALL FAN FICTIONS FAN!!!**** ~FOL85NatandMrsGRock~ *Sarah Lynn* |
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