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Jo: Guess what Blair, I won the motorcycle for a week contest. Blsir: So? Jo: Well, I'm going to be out of town this week, so I was wondering, well... Blair: That I would take care of your bike. Jo, what are friends for? Jo: Forget it, I'll ask Tootie. Tootie: Ask me what? Jo: Will you take care of my bike for a week I'm visiting the bronx? Tootie: YOU FINISH THE STORY ------------------ Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion. Jo: You mean not enough! Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything. Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do? Alex: And you must be Jo.... Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you? Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras? Tootie: It's not a camera. Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser? Tootie: No! It's a phone! Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off? Jo: It only makes local calls. Blair: Jo's father is here. do I have the JUICEST secret. Mrs G: Well let's just keep it a secret then. Blair: But it's SOOOO Delicious! Mrs G: BLAIR! Blair: Jo is really named Joanna Marie Jo: My dad calls me that sometimes (Quickly tone changes) But nobody else! ( Holds up a fist) Blair: I prefer Jo my self. |
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Tootie: Sorry Jo but I've got to learn my lines for the play I've only got one more week.
Jo: Nat? Nat: Sorry but I've got to write a story for the paper. Blair: My, my, let's see what I'm doing this week oh that's right nothing, well I was going to go on a date with Steve on Tuesday but Steve is sick so I guess I'm doing nothing. (says with a smirk) Jo: Alright, alright you can watch my bike, but if anything happens to it you'll get to taste my fist. Blair: Jo I'm perfectly capable of watching your bike, it's not like it's a child. Jo: Actually it's my baby, so if anything and I mean anything happends to it your dead. Blair: Jo, Jo, Jo, don't worry, go have a good time and when you come back your bike will still be in one piece. Jo: I don't know about this? The next day. Blair coming home from shopping and as she walks by Jo's bike she notices how dirty is looks and she says to herself, "boy would Jo be happy with me when she comes home to a clean bike." So Blair goes in and gets Jo's bike key's and takes the bike to the car wash but as she is driving out of the drive way she doesn't notice the on comming car and she ends up running in to it and the back of the bike get's all scratched up. Mrs. G, Nat & Tootie come running out. Tootie: Your in ttttrrrroooouuuubbbblllleeee Blari: What am I going to do, Jo is going to kill me. keep it going [This message has been edited by JoPol_wannabe (edited 01-26-2001).] |
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Blair: Well? What should I do?
Natalie: I'd value your life. Tootie: Enjoy the last week of your life because boy when Jo comes back you won't even have a last minute! Blair: Mrs. Garrett... Mrs. Garrett: I have to agree with them. Blair: Can't we do something??!? Natalie: We can enjoy knowing you! Keep it going! ------------------ *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_* Mrs. Garrett: Jo, how'd you get beer? Jo: I got some beer. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Blair: Jo... turn blue! Jo: You see that? Turn blue! Her best shot! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Facts of Life Rocks!
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Blair: What should I do?!!
Mrs. G: Well, maybe we can spike it up. Nat: Yeah, Jo won't probaly notice..,. ( pause) much. Tootie: Well, what are we waiting for? Mrs G: Yeah, Blair go get on some work clothes! Blair: Excuse me...? MrsG: Well, you don't want to get dirty in those clothes do you? Blair: Mrs. Garrett, I don't want to get dirty in ANY CLOTHES! Tootie: Blair, you scratched up her bike, now you ghave to polish it! Blair: YOU FINISH IT ------------------ Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion. Jo: And me not enough! Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything. Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do? Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras? Tootie: It's not a camera. Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser? Tootie: No! It's a phone! Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off? Jo: It only makes local calls. Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing. Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!! Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life. |
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Blair: But I cant!!!!!! Blair Warner does not wear dirty clothes while cleaning bikes!!!!!
Nat: Yeah..she always does! (Everyone laughs but Mrs. Garett) Blair: mrs. Garetttttttttttttttt Tootie: Maybe you should just be honest! Blair: her fist will be honest too! Mrs. G: Blair I doubt she will get mad... (Hears someone walk into the house) Nat: Uh..hold on....(Walks in the house and Sees Jo) Uh oh... Jo: Hey Nat....It turns out that the bike show I went for was cancelled. I had to come home early..wheres my bike? Nat: uh.... Jo: 9Walks outside) Hey Blair it looks like you did a..(notices job) HORRIBLE JOB ON MY BIKE!!!!!!! WHAT DID U DO?!?! Blair: Um...er...Ill pay for it!!!!!! Jo: You aint gonna pay wit money..u paying with my fist!!!! Tootie: Theres gonna be troubleeeeeeee u guys finsih it! |
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smile :)
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Blair: Mrs. Garrett...
Mrs. Garrett: Yes, Blair? Blair: Remember when you said Jo wouldn't be angry? Mrs. Garrett: Yes? Blair: I think you're gonna have to take that back... Jo: You're going to pay for this right now! Mrs. Garrett: Jo, please be rational! Jo: She hurt my baby! I'm not going to be rational! Keep it going! ------------------ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Andy: OK, tell me what things were burned. One pen... one jean jacket... Jo: What do you mean, one jean jacket? Blair: Andy... that's a delicate topic! *~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~*~*~* Blair: Turn Blue! Jo: Her best shot - you see that, her best shot! |
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smile :)
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(Ignore this.. my signature has changed on the andy part)
------------------ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Andy: OK, tell me what things were ruined. One pen... one jean jacket... Jo: What do you mean, one jean jacket? Blair: Andy... that's a delicate topic! *~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~*~*~* Blair: Turn Blue! Jo: Her best shot - you see that, her best shot! |
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Jo: So, how much is it going to cost to fix my bike?
Andy: Well, I'm not an exact person... Tootie: Yes Andy, we know that already. Andy: I would have to say about 5 thousand. Jo: Andy, please say it's not true. Andy: Sorry Jo, but it is serius damage to your bike. Jo: And to Blair's face! Mrs G: Jo, be REASONABLE!!!! Jo: FINISH IT! ------------------ Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion. Jo: And me not enough! Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything. Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do? Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras? Tootie: It's not a camera. Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser? Tootie: No! It's a phone! Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off? Jo: It only makes local calls. Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing. Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!! Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life. |
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Jo: How can I be REASONABLE?
Mrs G: Well, first, ask Blair to pay for the damage. Be nice and use manners! Jo: Blaiir, pay for the damage of my bike! Blair: Say pretty please Jo: NO WAY! I'll pay for it on my own! ------------------ Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion. Jo: And me not enough! Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything. Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do? Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras? Tootie: It's not a camera. Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser? Tootie: No! It's a phone! Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off? Jo: It only makes local calls. Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing. Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!! Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life. |
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