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Frank Gannucci · 07-09-2007, 08:47 AM

"A Man's Pride":

Bill Davis: "I'm an early riser. I can come to see you between 8 and
9 am."

Ralph: "You can't come to see during those times because that is when
I have most of my appointments."

Ed: "Yeah, Ralph sees loads of people between 8 and 9 in the morning."

"Lunchbox":

Ed: "All I get for lunch is peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter sandwiches and more peanut butter sandwiches. I am telling you, it's terrible Ralph."

Ralph: "Why don't you complain to Trixie about it?"

Ed: "What for? I make my own sandwiches."

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

(Ralph & Ed are in the really broken down cottage.)

Ralph: "$998, we have been robbed. What are we going to tell the girls? They will kill us. They will kill us after they saw the place in the showroom. What are we going to do?"

Ed: "If it was April 1st, we can jump up from behind them and yell: 'April Fool!'"

"Cottage For Sale Part 2":

(All of them are in the lemon cottage.)

Ed: "This place isn't so bad."

Trixie: "Maybe not for a person who spends most of his life in the sewer."

"Without Reservations":

(Everyone is in the really broken-down hotel.)

Ralph (to Ed): "You keep it up and you won't even be a bellhop. You'll be a..."

Alice: "Why don't you make him a guest? Nothing can be worse than that."

"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):

Ralph: "I'm going to squeeze Mr. Marshall. He's in no position to squeeze me."

Alice: "Of course not. He couldn't even get his arms around you."

"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):

Ralph: "There isn't anything in this world that's going to stop me from going down that sewer tomorrow and talking to Ed's boss."

Alice: "Oh no? There isn't a manhole in this city that you could fit through."

"Flushing Ho":

(Ralph explains all the things that "irritated" Ed. They sound like things that shouldn't irritate Ed.)

Ralph: "I also had to go to work without my bath. That's what I did
to him."

Trixie: "You didn't have to do that Ralph. You could take you bath at the circus. They wouldn't mind bathing one more elephant."

"Six Months To Live":

Mailman: "I was told to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden."

Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm MR. Kramden."

(The mailman holds out his hand. He is possibly expecting a tip.)

Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."

07-09-2007, 08:47 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Monday's Quotes: "A Man's Pride": Bill Davis: "I'm an early riser. I can come to see you between 8 and 9 am." Ralph: "You can't come to see during those times because that is when I have most of my appointments." Ed: "Yeah, Ralph sees loads of people between 8 and 9 in the morning." "Lunchbox": Ed: "All I get for lunch is peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter sandwiches and more peanut butter sandwiches. I am telling you, it's terrible Ralph." Ralph: "Why don't you complain to Trixie about it?" Ed: "What for? I make my own sandwiches." "Cottage For Sale Part 2": (Ralph & Ed are in the really broken down cottage.) Ralph: "$998, we have been robbed. What are we going to tell the girls? They will kill us. They will kill us after they saw the place in the showroom. What are we going to do?" Ed: "If it was April 1st, we can jump up from behind them and yell: 'April Fool!'" "Cottage For Sale Part 2": (All of them are in the lemon cottage.) Ed: "This place isn't so bad." Trixie: "Maybe not for a person who spends most of his life in the sewer." "Without Reservations": (Everyone is in the really broken-down hotel.) Ralph (to Ed): "You keep it up and you won't even be a bellhop. You'll be a..." Alice: "Why don't you make him a guest? Nothing can be worse than that." "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ralph: "I'm going to squeeze Mr. Marshall. He's in no position to squeeze me." Alice: "Of course not. He couldn't even get his arms around you." "Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"): Ralph: "There isn't anything in this world that's going to stop me from going down that sewer tomorrow and talking to Ed's boss." Alice: "Oh no? There isn't a manhole in this city that you could fit through." "Flushing Ho": (Ralph explains all the things that "irritated" Ed. They sound like things that shouldn't irritate Ed.) Ralph: "I also had to go to work without my bath. That's what I did to him." Trixie: "You didn't have to do that Ralph. You could take you bath at the circus. They wouldn't mind bathing one more elephant." "Six Months To Live": Mailman: "I was told to give this letter to Mrs. Kramden." Ralph (taking the letter): "I'm MR. Kramden." (The mailman holds out his hand. He is possibly expecting a tip.) Ralph: "Your hand is very dirty."