We're Broke!!!

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( The camera is focusing on Blair, who's rushing around)

Tootie: What's wrong?
Blair: Nothing, but my daddy is coming to tell me something important!
Tootie: It's probaly nothing bad.
Blair: My daddy never saw me without my pearl necklace!
Tootie: I never knew you had a pearl necklace.
Blair: Of course not, I lost it!
Natalie: You mean that pearl necklace that your mother gave you for your birthday?
Blair: Yes, and if I tell him I lost it, I'll just DIE!
Tootie: Then don't tell him!
Natalie: Are you a dope Tootie, you can't just forget about it!
Tootie: Well, do you have any other ideas, Einstein?
Natalie: Yeah, just buy her a new one.
Blair: Natalie, Natale, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie , you couldn't find it, or afford it!
Jo: You couldn't find it probaly because it's to ugly.
Blair: Your talking about my beautiful diamond!
Natalie: Reality check, it's not yours if you don'e have it!
( The doorbell rings)
( Blair is rushing around)
Blair: What do I do?!
Tootie: Nat, got figure something out, I'll answer the door.
( Tootie goes to the door)
Tootie: Hello Mr. War- hey, your not Mr. Warner?
Mr Didley: No, I'm Brian Didley, Mr. Warner's lawyer.
Tootie: Lawyer?
Didley: Yes, is there a Blair Warner here?
Blair: Look, Daddy- hey, who are you?
( Blair jumps in suprise)
Didley:I'm Brian Didley, your father's lawyer.
Blair: Have you been inspecting my daddy's bussiness, how nice!
Didley: No, I actually came to take you home.
Blair: You must have got the wrong Blair Warner, although I don't think anyones like me, because I live here!
Didley: Not anymore you don't!
( Mrs G rushes in, holding a baseball bat)
Mrs G : I thought I heard screaming in here, so I took the closest object I could find.
( Blair points to Didley)
Didley: Let me explain-
( Mrs. G hits him with the bat)
( Mr. Didley fell, and they soon discovered he was unconsience)
Mrs G : Should I call the police?
( Didley get's up)
Didley: I'm Mr. Warner's lawyer, please, let me explain!
Tootie: Start talking!
Didley: Mr Warner's stock got bankrupt, your BROKE, you can't afford to stay here. Start packing, I'll be waiting for you outside tommorow morning!
( Didley storms out)
Blair: I guess this is good-bye, I'll go get my things.
Tootie: NO! Your not leaving!
( Tootie blocks the stairway)
Blair: But you heard what he said, I'm brrrr--
Jo: Broke?
( Blair sighs)
Natalie: Look, theres one of him, and five of us!
Tootie: YOUR not LEAVNG!
( Blair heads up towards the staircase)
Jo: Look, I feel bad, I can't believe I just said that.
Mrs G: Were not letting her leave! I'm going to go give Mr. Didley a piece of my mind!
( Mrs G leaves)
Jo: What should we do?
( The clan acts reguarly untill the next morning. They awake to Blair screaming)
Blair: YES! YES! YES!
Jo: Yes, what?
Blair: I'm not moving!
Jo(sarcasticly): Great!
Blair: He got the stocks mixed up!
Natalie: Does Mrs. G know?
Blair: Yeah, and were celebrating!
Tootie: How?
Blair: Guys, prepare for some extra work today.....

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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.

Jo: You mean not enough!


Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?

Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?

Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.

Blair: Jo's father is here. do I have the JUICEST secret.
Mrs G: Well let's just keep it a secret then.
Blair: But it's SOOOO Delicious!
Mrs G: BLAIR!
Blair: Jo is really named Joanna Marie
Jo: My dad calls me that sometimes (Quickly tone changes) But nobody else!
( Holds up a fist)
Blair: I prefer Jo my self.
Jo: How about a free face life Blair, right off your neck?

Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you!

Blair: I don't mean to be rude but...
Jo: I know, you just can't help yourself.

Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing.
Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!!

Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life.

On a scale of 1 - 10, I give it a 7

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Jo: Ya want color, shoot the bird.