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Join Date: Jan 17, 2001
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( The camera is on Mrs. G )
Mrs G : girls, get into your nice clothes, were going to have a welcoming party! Jo: Give me a break! Blair: Oh, a welcoming party, I just love welcoming parties, who are we welcoming? Mrs. G : My son's daughter, Nicole! Natalie: I never knew Alex had a girl. Mrs G : Either did I, but he did, and were going to welcome Nicole! Jo: But welcoming parties are where you are touchy, and polite, and they're boring, and dull, like Blair for instance. ( The doorbell rings) Mrs G : IT'S ALEX! ( Everyone runsto the door) Mrs G : Alex, wheres Nicole? Alex: Give me a break! Jo: I like his style. Alex: No no no, I mean give me a break, like saying she's getting the lugage. Blair: The luggage? You don't hire someone to do that for you? Jo: No Blair, it's also called reality. ( A girl, about 14 comes in) Mrs G : Wheres your wife? Alex: I don't had a wife, instead I have Nicole! Blair: You don't have a wife, but have a baby? What in the world? Alex: No,no,no, I adopted her! Natalie: Hi Nicole, how are you? Nicole: What? Tootie( slowly): She said HOW ARE YOUUUUU. Alex: Sorry, Nicole's ears are clogged because of the beating- I mean swimming? Mrs G : Beating? Alex: No, somnething else. We were swimming in NY yesterday! Mrs G: Alex, it's winter! It's all frozen! Alex: Did I say swimming, I meant... um... oh forget it. Jo: Theres something fishy going on here. Blair: I'm sorry to say this, but I agree with her. Mrs G: Sit down, Alex, Nicole. So Alex, leave Nicole here with the girls, come to my room. With you having- I mean adopting a baby you must have so many things to talk about! ( Mrs G and Alex leave, leaving Nicole with the girls) Tootie: Nicole, how's your dad? ( Nicole shakes her head rapidly. Tootie: That's means no? ( Nicole shakes her head yes) Natalie: Why? Did he do something? Nicole( whispers): Yes. Blair: You can talk in front of us. Nicole( whispers): I can't, my dad threatened me to say a word about, you know--- Jo: What? What is it? Nicole: The accident. Blair: Well, at least your not whispering. What accident? Nicole: I was playing with my friends and knocked his music on the ground and ripped it, by accident. Now everyday he beats me up. I have rashes, and bruises, and scrapes. Jo: Nah, not from Alex. Nicole: Yes, today he used this liquid in my ears son I couldn't hear. It's horrible! Tootie: Then how can you hear us? Nicole: I can read lips, really good. Jo: Cool! Nicole: No, you got to take me away ftom him! Natalie: We'll try! ( Alex sleeps over with Nicole. The next morning, the girls tell Mrs G, and they all ask Alex if it's true) Alex: No, she just thinks it is. I swear, it's what her old father used to do. Nicole: Oh yeah, sorry Daddy! YOU FINISH THE STORY! ------------------ Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion. Jo: You mean not enough! Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything. Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do? Alex: And you must be Jo.... Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you? Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras? Tootie: It's not a camera. Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser? Tootie: No! It's a phone! Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off? Jo: It only makes local calls. Blair: Jo's father is here. do I have the JUICEST secret. Mrs G: Well let's just keep it a secret then. Blair: But it's SOOOO Delicious! Mrs G: BLAIR! Blair: Jo is really named Joanna Marie Jo: My dad calls me that sometimes (Quickly tone changes) But nobody else! ( Holds up a fist) Blair: I prefer Jo my self. Jo: How about a free face life Blair, right off your neck? Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you! Blair: I don't mean to be rude but... Jo: I know, you just can't help yourself. Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing. Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!! Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life. |
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