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FOL85NatandMrsGRock · 11-10-2000, 06:20 PM

I love this episode too... its very touching!! yet pretty funny!! i hope you like it and if you ever think something is funny PLEASE say it was in a reply!! i like to hear if waht i think is funny is amusing to you too...!! enjoy!!

People Can be Mean (6th)

----Edna's Edibles Store----

Nat

scrubs glass on showcase)
blair: (studying on one of the tables like crazy)
Mike and Jeremy: (walk into store)
Mike: Hey look Jeremy, Its FAT NAT!! (laughs)
Jeremy:Yea Natalie do you think you could move so i can actually see the show case? (laughs)
Mrs. G: Hello? May I help you?!
Jo: Mrs. G you'll have to help them away from me before I PUNCH them!!
Nat: Jo its ok... I dont take anything they say to heart!
Mike: yea you only take it to your mouth!! (laughs)
Mrs. G: Thats it!!! You better leave here before i let HER (points to Jo) Punch you!!
Jo: (Punches fist into other hand to intimidate them)
Mike and Jeremy: (run out of store)
Jo: haha.. scardy rats!!
Mrs. G: (laughs)
Tootie: Nat dont mind them, they're jerks!!
JO: theyre just trying to make you mad
Nat: I know... i dont care (looks at self) they'll see!
Mrs. G: Natalie, please change the sign on the door to closed
Nat: sure (changes sign)
Mrs. G: I've got to go get dinner ready so will you girls finish cleaning up?
Nat: Oh... Mrs. Garrett I ate a late lunch today, so I'm not hungry
Mrs. G: ok... well... (leaves)
Nat: (Cleans tables and thinks to self)

---Girls' Bedroom----

Nat: (doing homeowrk on bed)
Blair: (sleeping)
Nat: (wakes Blair up) Blair wake up!!
Blair: waht time is it (looks at watch) OH MY!! (takes out a pill bottle and takes on) I need to study!! (says worriedly)
Nat: What are those?
Blair: Caffeen Pills... tehy help me stay awake!
Nat: arent those dangerouse?
Blair: NO they sell them at the pharmacy and they're all natural ingredience!! They must be safe!
Nat: people get addicted to those things!
Blair: dont worry! they're safe!
Mrs. G: (knock then walks in) hey Natalie, Blair breakfast is wating downstairs...
Blair: well i guess i oculd use some food (leaves the room but pills are still on the desk)
Nat: Oh I had some fruit and a bagel already this morning...
Mrs. G: Ok! (walks over to the desk and finds caffeen pills_ whos are these?
Nat: Blairs! I tried to talk her out of taking those things but she insits that they're ok!!
Mrs. G: (picks up the pills and looks at them) Ok Natalie well you better get ready for class (leaves)
Nat: Ok!

----Edna's Edibles store----

Nat: hello, Im going to miss dinner tonight, we're having a cram session at the library for finals
Mrs. G: Ok tahts fine... dont be late!
Nat: well, i have to go get my books then im leaving.. (leaves)
Mrs. G: Ok see you later natalie
Blair: (yawns) I need to study... but im so tired (grabs pills form bag and takes on)
Mrs. G: Blair! (runs to her quickly) YOu really are taking these!!
Blair: yea so what! (yans and greabs another one and takes it)
Mrs. G: Blair!! STOP!!
Blair: They help keep me awake (yawns) So i can study (takes another one)
Mrs. G: BLAIR GIVE ME THOSE!! (puts hand out)
Blair: (hands them to Mrs. Garrett)
Mrs. G: Blair we need to talk go into the living room! (leads Blair)

-----Living Room-----

Mrs. G: Blair why are you taking these!! They're dangerous!!
Blair: well see i need to stay up to study! (yawns and thinks i need one of thsoe pills)
Mrs. G: where did you get these? (hold them in front of Blair)
Blair: (tries to grab them from MRs. Garret) I need thes! I have to study!
MRs. G: (grabds the pill bottle away from Blair throws it on the table and grabs Blairs hands) Blair you cant study right now... Your hooked on these!! (shouts)
Blair: I am not hooked!! I am fine!! I am not... (long pause) fine... (breaths heavily and sort of pouts)
Mrs. G: Oh Blair!! (hugs her and sits on couch with her rocking her back and fourth and patting her back and comforting her) It'll be alright... calm down.. we'll get through this!! (scared look)

----Living Room Later on----

Mrs. G: (sits on couch reading news paper)
Nat: (walks in stumbling and wabbling)
MRs. G: (takes glasses off) How was the studdy session at the library? (puzzled look)
Nat: Great! I learned a lot.. (looks dizzy)
Mrs. G: natalie?
Nat: falls to the floor)
Mrs. G: Natalie!! (runs to nat) Girls!! Come quick!!! (slaps nats face lightly)
Blair: (leans on Jo sleeping)
Jo: What is it mrs. G? Blair will you get off of me!!
Tootie: Natalie!! Oh my god!! Mrs. Garrett!!!
Mrs. G: Jo go call an ambuleance!! Hurry!! Natalie wake up!!

----Hospital----

Nat: (wakes up in hospital bed) Mrs. Garrett? (says softly)
Mrs. G: girls.. she's up!! (runs to Natalie) Natalie im here! Im here.. waht happened!?!
Hat: I dont know.. I remember walking into the hosue and then waking up here!!
Doctor: (walks in) Mrs. Garrett.. I have good news and bad news...
Mrs. G: waht is it doctor?!? Is Natalie going to be ok!?!?
Doctore: Natalie had an acute case of starcation... my guess is she hasnt eaten anything in over 4 days! Now we pumped some liquids into her stomach for now, seh can go home tonight, but you NEED to eat... If you woudl ahve gotten here 5 minutes later, you could have died!! How get better and EAT something!
Nat: (half asleep didnt hear much)
Girls and Mrs. G: (reacts to all of what the doctor said)
Mrs. G: OK natalie!! wake up and lets go home! (helps her out of bed)
Tootie: (helps nat out of bed too)
Jo: (wakes Blair up who fell asleep on a chair) Come on Blair we're leaving
Blair: (says sleepily) No Jo, I am not wearing your motor cycle pajamas!!
Jo: Come on Blair!! (pulls Blair out of room)

---Living Room---

Mrs. G: (walks in with Natalie)
Jo: (walks in with Blair and sets her in a chair)
Blair: (falls asleep)
Mrs. G: girls would you please excuse us? I want to talk to Natalie... alone..!
Jo: Sure but waht about Blair?
Mrs. G: (laughs) just leave her! I'm glad shes getting her sleep!!
JO: OK (leaeves)
Tootei: Natalie, after mrs. Garrett is done fiving you teh third degree come get me and we'll eat!!
Nat: (smiles)
MRs. G: will you leave!! (hits her side to get going)
Tootie: Ok Im Leaving!! (runs out)
MRs. G: natalie.. did you go on a crash diet!!
Nat: Yea.. It doesnt hurt to go on a diet!!
Mrs. G: yea, remember when sue ann went on a crash diet!! do you want that to happen to you but with a differnt ending!! If you diet you have to do it right!! You almost died tonight!!
Nat: I almost... die...die...
Mrs. G: died!!
Nat: Oh my god!! (starts to breath heavy)
MRs. G: What the ehll were you thinking natalie!! (gets up and shouts) I am very angry with you!!
Blair: Please mrs. Garrett!!
MRs. G: Blair go back to bed!!
Nat: Mrs. Garrett you heard those guys yesterday!! tehy said i was fat!! they've been teaching me all week about that... and you know hwat... tehy're right!! look at me!!
Mrs. G: Natalie I am looking at you... and i see a beautiful girl who isnt fat!! I see a girl who almost died from starvation!!
Nat: Well, I need a quick way to loose weight!
Mts. G: Natalie!! where is no quick way!! (shouts)
Blair: Ok mrs. garrett!! I'm up!! jeez!! (sits up in chair awake)
Mrs. G: you need to eat healthy foods and exercise to loose weight!
blair: Hey, everyone cant bee skinny minny!!
Mrs. G: (looks at blair weird) look natalie... being anorexic has its prices... so we'll have to make sure your eathing properly... and i fyou want to loose weight then exercise, go for a walk or a jog!
Nat: Ok...
Mrs. G: jsut dont try to kill yourself again!! ok? i care baout you natalie! i dont want you to die!!
Nat: dont aorry!!
Mrs. G: and blair that applies to you too!! we're keeping a close eye on you that you dont overdose on those caffeen pills anymore!!
Blair: dont worry mrs. garrett!! (walks over to couch and sits next to mrs. garrett and hugs her) tahnks!
Nat: (hugs mrs. garrett too) yea mrs. garrett thanks
Mrs. G: oh girls... you know i love you!! but odnt do this again!!
All: (laugh)

BlairW_1 · 01-21-2001, 12:28 PM

This story was great!!! I loved the part about the motorcycle pajamas!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

KerriBerri687 · 01-21-2001, 12:36 PM

that was really good!

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks · 10-05-2002, 12:10 PM

I love this fan fic...haha...so I thought I'd bump it back to the first page...YAY SARAH LYNN!!!!

Swimfan85 · 10-07-2002, 04:33 PM

AWESOME

11-10-2000, 06:20 PM	#1
FOL85NatandMrsGRock The Lovable Sarah Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2000 Location: Wisconsin (Same Place Charlotte's From and where That 70's Show takes place!) .... Wish I was in Mayfield USA! Posts: 1,770	People can be mean (script) I love this episode too... its very touching!! yet pretty funny!! i hope you like it and if you ever think something is funny PLEASE say it was in a reply!! i like to hear if waht i think is funny is amusing to you too...!! enjoy!! People Can be Mean (6th) ----Edna's Edibles Store---- Nat scrubs glass on showcase) blair: (studying on one of the tables like crazy) Mike and Jeremy: (walk into store) Mike: Hey look Jeremy, Its FAT NAT!! (laughs) Jeremy:Yea Natalie do you think you could move so i can actually see the show case? (laughs) Mrs. G: Hello? May I help you?! Jo: Mrs. G you'll have to help them away from me before I PUNCH them!! Nat: Jo its ok... I dont take anything they say to heart! Mike: yea you only take it to your mouth!! (laughs) Mrs. G: Thats it!!! You better leave here before i let HER (points to Jo) Punch you!! Jo: (Punches fist into other hand to intimidate them) Mike and Jeremy: (run out of store) Jo: haha.. scardy rats!! Mrs. G: (laughs) Tootie: Nat dont mind them, they're jerks!! JO: theyre just trying to make you mad Nat: I know... i dont care (looks at self) they'll see! Mrs. G: Natalie, please change the sign on the door to closed Nat: sure (changes sign) Mrs. G: I've got to go get dinner ready so will you girls finish cleaning up? Nat: Oh... Mrs. Garrett I ate a late lunch today, so I'm not hungry Mrs. G: ok... well... (leaves) Nat: (Cleans tables and thinks to self) ---Girls' Bedroom---- Nat: (doing homeowrk on bed) Blair: (sleeping) Nat: (wakes Blair up) Blair wake up!! Blair: waht time is it (looks at watch) OH MY!! (takes out a pill bottle and takes on) I need to study!! (says worriedly) Nat: What are those? Blair: Caffeen Pills... tehy help me stay awake! Nat: arent those dangerouse? Blair: NO they sell them at the pharmacy and they're all natural ingredience!! They must be safe! Nat: people get addicted to those things! Blair: dont worry! they're safe! Mrs. G: (knock then walks in) hey Natalie, Blair breakfast is wating downstairs... Blair: well i guess i oculd use some food (leaves the room but pills are still on the desk) Nat: Oh I had some fruit and a bagel already this morning... Mrs. G: Ok! (walks over to the desk and finds caffeen pills_ whos are these? Nat: Blairs! I tried to talk her out of taking those things but she insits that they're ok!! Mrs. G: (picks up the pills and looks at them) Ok Natalie well you better get ready for class (leaves) Nat: Ok! ----Edna's Edibles store---- Nat: hello, Im going to miss dinner tonight, we're having a cram session at the library for finals Mrs. G: Ok tahts fine... dont be late! Nat: well, i have to go get my books then im leaving.. (leaves) Mrs. G: Ok see you later natalie Blair: (yawns) I need to study... but im so tired (grabs pills form bag and takes on) Mrs. G: Blair! (runs to her quickly) YOu really are taking these!! Blair: yea so what! (yans and greabs another one and takes it) Mrs. G: Blair!! STOP!! Blair: They help keep me awake (yawns) So i can study (takes another one) Mrs. G: BLAIR GIVE ME THOSE!! (puts hand out) Blair: (hands them to Mrs. Garrett) Mrs. G: Blair we need to talk go into the living room! (leads Blair) -----Living Room----- Mrs. G: Blair why are you taking these!! They're dangerous!! Blair: well see i need to stay up to study! (yawns and thinks i need one of thsoe pills) Mrs. G: where did you get these? (hold them in front of Blair) Blair: (tries to grab them from MRs. Garret) I need thes! I have to study! MRs. G: (grabds the pill bottle away from Blair throws it on the table and grabs Blairs hands) Blair you cant study right now... Your hooked on these!! (shouts) Blair: I am not hooked!! I am fine!! I am not... (long pause) fine... (breaths heavily and sort of pouts) Mrs. G: Oh Blair!! (hugs her and sits on couch with her rocking her back and fourth and patting her back and comforting her) It'll be alright... calm down.. we'll get through this!! (scared look) ----Living Room Later on---- Mrs. G: (sits on couch reading news paper) Nat: (walks in stumbling and wabbling) MRs. G: (takes glasses off) How was the studdy session at the library? (puzzled look) Nat: Great! I learned a lot.. (looks dizzy) Mrs. G: natalie? Nat: falls to the floor) Mrs. G: Natalie!! (runs to nat) Girls!! Come quick!!! (slaps nats face lightly) Blair: (leans on Jo sleeping) Jo: What is it mrs. G? Blair will you get off of me!! Tootie: Natalie!! Oh my god!! Mrs. Garrett!!! Mrs. G: Jo go call an ambuleance!! Hurry!! Natalie wake up!! ----Hospital---- Nat: (wakes up in hospital bed) Mrs. Garrett? (says softly) Mrs. G: girls.. she's up!! (runs to Natalie) Natalie im here! Im here.. waht happened!?! Hat: I dont know.. I remember walking into the hosue and then waking up here!! Doctor: (walks in) Mrs. Garrett.. I have good news and bad news... Mrs. G: waht is it doctor?!? Is Natalie going to be ok!?!? Doctore: Natalie had an acute case of starcation... my guess is she hasnt eaten anything in over 4 days! Now we pumped some liquids into her stomach for now, seh can go home tonight, but you NEED to eat... If you woudl ahve gotten here 5 minutes later, you could have died!! How get better and EAT something! Nat: (half asleep didnt hear much) Girls and Mrs. G: (reacts to all of what the doctor said) Mrs. G: OK natalie!! wake up and lets go home! (helps her out of bed) Tootie: (helps nat out of bed too) Jo: (wakes Blair up who fell asleep on a chair) Come on Blair we're leaving Blair: (says sleepily) No Jo, I am not wearing your motor cycle pajamas!! Jo: Come on Blair!! (pulls Blair out of room) ---Living Room--- Mrs. G: (walks in with Natalie) Jo: (walks in with Blair and sets her in a chair) Blair: (falls asleep) Mrs. G: girls would you please excuse us? I want to talk to Natalie... alone..! Jo: Sure but waht about Blair? Mrs. G: (laughs) just leave her! I'm glad shes getting her sleep!! JO: OK (leaeves) Tootei: Natalie, after mrs. Garrett is done fiving you teh third degree come get me and we'll eat!! Nat: (smiles) MRs. G: will you leave!! (hits her side to get going) Tootie: Ok Im Leaving!! (runs out) MRs. G: natalie.. did you go on a crash diet!! Nat: Yea.. It doesnt hurt to go on a diet!! Mrs. G: yea, remember when sue ann went on a crash diet!! do you want that to happen to you but with a differnt ending!! If you diet you have to do it right!! You almost died tonight!! Nat: I almost... die...die... Mrs. G: died!! Nat: Oh my god!! (starts to breath heavy) MRs. G: What the ehll were you thinking natalie!! (gets up and shouts) I am very angry with you!! Blair: Please mrs. Garrett!! MRs. G: Blair go back to bed!! Nat: Mrs. Garrett you heard those guys yesterday!! tehy said i was fat!! they've been teaching me all week about that... and you know hwat... tehy're right!! look at me!! Mrs. G: Natalie I am looking at you... and i see a beautiful girl who isnt fat!! I see a girl who almost died from starvation!! Nat: Well, I need a quick way to loose weight! Mts. G: Natalie!! where is no quick way!! (shouts) Blair: Ok mrs. garrett!! I'm up!! jeez!! (sits up in chair awake) Mrs. G: you need to eat healthy foods and exercise to loose weight! blair: Hey, everyone cant bee skinny minny!! Mrs. G: (looks at blair weird) look natalie... being anorexic has its prices... so we'll have to make sure your eathing properly... and i fyou want to loose weight then exercise, go for a walk or a jog! Nat: Ok... Mrs. G: jsut dont try to kill yourself again!! ok? i care baout you natalie! i dont want you to die!! Nat: dont aorry!! Mrs. G: and blair that applies to you too!! we're keeping a close eye on you that you dont overdose on those caffeen pills anymore!! Blair: dont worry mrs. garrett!! (walks over to couch and sits next to mrs. garrett and hugs her) tahnks! Nat: (hugs mrs. garrett too) yea mrs. garrett thanks Mrs. G: oh girls... you know i love you!! but odnt do this again!! All: (laugh)

01-21-2001, 12:28 PM	#2
BlairW_1 Mindanao Machiku Senior Member Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: Temporarily in Ok, permanent location ^ there! Posts: 1,011	This story was great!!! I loved the part about the motorcycle pajamas! ------------------ J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books? ---------- B: A fire! There's been a fire here! ---------- B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie? N: We are suicidal! ---------- Bailey: They losted me! ---------- T: You mean the agony of da feet! ---------- T: Did I lie? ---------- T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black! ---------- N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day! ---------- ~Danielle~

01-21-2001, 12:36 PM	#3
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	that was really good!

10-05-2002, 12:10 PM	#4
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks Actors over 60 Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2001 Location: The cookie jar--Any "Anyone Can Whistle" fans out there? Posts: 4,077	I love this fan fic...haha...so I thought I'd bump it back to the first page...YAY SARAH LYNN!!!!

10-07-2002, 04:33 PM	#5
Swimfan85 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 04, 2001 Posts: 7,030	AWESOME