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BlAiRwArNeR09 · 01-14-2001, 08:17 PM

NEVER ENDING TRAGEDYS (A FACTS OF LIFE THRILLER)

(The camera focuses on Jo who is upstairs in her room studying for an exam)
B: (Comes into the door loudly) Hello everybody! (Notices there is just Jo) Or should I Hello Jo?
J: No..how about you say GOODBYE Jo.
B: And why on earth would I say that?
J: Because if you don't leave and let me study for my exam, I will have you not only saying goodbye to me, but to your life.
B: Oh fine. (Mutters) Harsh. (Leaves)
(The camera focuses on Tootie who is waiting anxiously by the phone for Jeff to call)
N: (Comes into the room) Tootie why are you pacing by a phone?
T: Because I am waiting for Jeff to call. He went on a buisness trip and he is suppose to call me when he arrived at the airport in California.
N: Ohhh ok. Well I am gonna go..see ya.
T: Bye Nat.
N: (Goes upstairs)
(About one or two hours pass)
T: (Sitting by phone still)
B: (Comes downstairs) Tootie, don't say your STILL waiting for Jeff to call.
T: Yes, I am and I am beginning to get worried. He promised he would call the minute he got there and the flight only takes 2 hours. I have been waiting here for MUCH longer than 2 hours.
B: (Sighs) Well..do you mind if I watch some TV? There is a special on 100 ways to looks gorgeous..well not that I need it..
T: I don't care at this point.
B: (Puts the TV on and notices that the program was interrupted for a special bulliten) Um..Tootie..what plane did Jeff take??
T: I don't know..I think Continental..why?
B: (Turns to Tootie) Tootie...(Turns back to the TV screen and suddenly turns pale)
T: What is it? (Walks to TV screen) No...no this can't be!
B: Tootie..just calm down. We don't know if it was his plane.
T: (Says under her breath) Flight 209....Blair...it was....
B: (Gulps)

Guys I gotta go sorry..I hope you like this so far!!

Jo_Polniaczek · 01-14-2001, 08:36 PM

One Word
GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlexzBonner · 01-14-2001, 08:36 PM

Wow! That's really, really good so far!

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J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
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B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
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B: Mrs. Garrett said we could talk to her about anything and not be embaressed.
J: That was sex! This is personal!

BlAiRwArNeR09 · 01-14-2001, 08:48 PM

T: Blair..Jeff is...D-d-de..
N: Hey Tootie has jeff called...(Notices Tootie's eyes filling up with tears) Tootie what's wrong?? (Sees the TV) Oh my gosh...please say that wasn't Jeff's plane...
T: (Starts sobbing) it was..it was..it was!!!!!
N: (Starts panicing and doesn't know what to do so she runs to Tootie and lets her cry on her sholder) Tootie is will be alright..just clam down.
B: (Doesn't know what to do)
T: No it won't be alright!!! (Backs away) Jeff is dead!!!
B: (Runs upstairs into her and Jo's room) Jo!!
J: Will you leave me alone?!?!?
B: JEFF IS DEAD!!
J: (Stops studying and says quietly) What?!
B: They just said on the news that his plane crashed!
J: Oh my gosh..(gets up and follows Blair downstairs and sees the TV screen) Oh my..
T: Why!?!?! (kneels on ground)
B: (kneels next to her) Tootie stop crying!!
J: Well whats she suppose to do Blair? Jump up and down?!
B: (Doesn't know what to do) Wheres Beverly Ann?
N: She went out shopping with Andy and Pippa!
J: Oh..perfect place to be when a tragedy strikes!
T: (Still crying) I can't belive this!! (Runs upstairs and slams the door)
B: Jo she didn't know it was going to happen!
N: What in the world are we suppose to do about Tootie?!
B: How am I suppose to know?!?! I do not know everything!
J: You can say that again!
(The camera focuses on Beverly Ann's car. Beverly Ann is sitting in the driver's seat, Andy is in the seat next to her and Pippa is in the seat in the back)
P: I can't belive we bought so much stuff Bev!
A: Yeh mom I think we broke Blair's record!
BA: Well, I have to say there were a couple sales..
P: (Cuts her off) Bev watch out!
(A car smashes into them. Their car flips two times and stops near a tree trunk)

Ok Guys I am REALLY tired..I am signing off..Bye!!

TVaddict · 01-14-2001, 08:56 PM

There can never be just one tragedy at a time here, can there. Not only is Jeff dead, but now Bev might be too. And in the other one, not only is Rick about to die, but Blair is almost beaten to death, and then Jo is ready to have an affair with her abusive husband. You guys sure do know how to keep things interesting. Never a dull moment in these fan fictions!

KerriBerri687 · 01-14-2001, 09:06 PM

this is great so far! good job!

coily2 · 01-14-2001, 09:13 PM

Please kill Rick next. I hate him.

BlAiRwArNeR09 · 01-14-2001, 09:32 PM

(The camera focuses back to the house where Natalie comes into her and Tootie's room)
N: Tootie? You here?
T: Well where else would I be? (Still crying)
N: Tootie..please don't cry.
T: Well what would you be doing if someone were to die?! What would happen if Snake were to die?! Would you be happy?! Huh?
N: That isn't the point. No, I wouldn't be happy but ..well..
T: Well there isn't anything you could say now is there? You don't know how much Jeff meant to me! We were engaged!! We could have a bright future! We could have kids! We could do everything we ever wanted together! We could have a happy life together! But now just because of one thing everything is ruined!
N: (Begins to get teary eyed) Tootie..
T: When I first met Jeff I thought my life was complete! I thought the puzzle peice that was missing ever since I knew what love was, was finally fit in! And it was! But obviously it isn't anymore! I would always dream of the one! Jeff WAS the one! he was the ONLY! He is the only one there will ever be for me!!
N: (Puts head down) Tootie I'm sorry..
T: Just leave!
N: Tootie this is my room to!
T: Well let me ask you this - would you like it if someone died and someone else bothered you about it?!
N: (Says nothing and just leaves)
(the camera focuses back to the scence of the accident, where Paramedics get to the scene)
PAR1: Oh my gosh look at the condition of this car! How come anyone survive that?
PAR2: We don't even know if they DID..cmon we gotta get 'em out of here!
(Both paramedics run to the car)
PAR1: Get the woman out of the car first, she looks like shes in the worst condition. (They struggle to get Beverly Ann out of the car. When they finally do they try to find a pulse, but there is none.)
PAR2: Get her on the stetcher and take her to ER now!
PAR1: (Puts the stretcher with Bev on it in the ambulence and they drive off)
PAR2: Alright guys..you two get out the boy, and I'll get out the girl.
PAR3/PAR4: (After time gets Pippa out of the car, onto a stretcher and drives off in a seperate ambulence)
PAR2: (Gets Andy out of the car and Puts him on a stetcher, and drives off with the third ambulence)
(The camera focuses on Blair sitting on the couch looking pale, Jo pacing back and forth not knowing what to do, and Natalie crying sitting on the staircase. All of the sudden the phone rings)
B: (Sighs) I guess i will get it. (Picks up the phone) Hello? What?! What do you mean a crash! (Just slams phone down) Andy Pippa and beverly Ann were in a accident. One of us has to go with me to the hospital.
J: Well I guess I will.
B; Ok come on.
N: And What am I suppose to do?!
J: Comfort Tootie! (Leaves, following Blair)

Well there is some more..I know I said I was gonna go but I couldn't resist writing more..lol..oh and coily2, I was thinking and I MIGHT kill Rick..but I dunno how! Lol!

coily2 · 01-15-2001, 12:19 AM

Might I suggest an anvil falling on his head? No matter how many times I see that happen to Wyle E. Coyote, I still laugh.

01-15-2001, 03:40 AM

I don't care what happens to the "supporting characters" Just please kill Rick. I hate him

BlAiRwArNeR09 · 01-15-2001, 12:19 PM

(The camera focuses on Natalie. She is afraid to go upstairs, so she is just staring out the window thinking of what to do)
N: (Shakes head and begins to cry some more then begins to talk to herself) Maybe I should call Rick to see if he could come over and talk to her. He is a good lecturer..(runs to the phone and calls Rick)
R: (On other line) Hello?
N: Rick it's Nat.
R: Nat what's wrong?
N: Well Jeff was killed in a plane crash and Beverly Ann, Andy, and Pippa were in a car accident. Blair and Jo went off to see Andy, Pippa, and Beverly Ann and Tootie is sobbing upstairs. She won't listen to me so could you come over and talk to her?
R: Sure I will be right there. (Hangs up phone and gets into his car and drives off)
N: (Hangs up)
R: (When he finally gets to the house he parks across the street and starts walking across to the house. All of the sudden a truck comes speeding towards him, hits him, and he flies onto the curb)
(The camera focuses in Tootie's room, where she is still sobbing)
T: Why..Why Lord did you let this happen?! You know I can't live without Jeff! (Sobbs histericaly and runs into the bathroom and opens the medicine cabinet, and notices a bottle of pain killers. She knocks everything off the shelf and spill all the pain killers in her hand, and toss them in her mouth)
(The camera focuses Jo and Blair in the waiting room of the hospital)
J: I sure hope they are alright.
B: So do I. (Makes a long pause) Jo how could all this happen?
(All of the sudden a Docter comes out of the ER)
DR: Sickle?
J: (Stands up) Yeah that's us. What's the news?
DR: (Sits down) You might wanna sit down.
J: (Sits down)
DR: Ok..the boy is making a speedy recovery. We found a pulse and he is going to be absolutely fine. You can visit him in a couple hours.
B: What about Beverly Ann and Pippa?
DR: Well..the girl is in a coma.
B: (Gasps)
DR: We are trying our best to get her awake.
J: Well what about Bev?!
DR: Well this is the part I wanted you to sit down for...(holds breath) we still haven't found a pulse. And...(long pause) there is a 95% chance she will die.
J: What?!?!
DR: We are trying as much as we can!
B: (gets up) Well try harder!!
DR: We are trying the best we can!!! That's all the news we have. We will inform you as soon as we can with more. (leaves)
B: (Just turns to Jo and hugs her)
(The canera focuses on Natalie who is wondering where Rick is, when she notices him with paramedica around him on the sidewalks)
N: Oh my Gosh!!!

Ok..my fingers are starting to hurt..lol..I hope you like it so far!

coily2 · 01-15-2001, 01:02 PM

Oh, that was a total shout-out! Thanks for taking care of the Rick-man!!!

BlAiRwArNeR09 · 01-15-2001, 01:14 PM

N: (Starts panicking and runs outside to the paramedics as they put Rick on a stretcher and into an ambulence) What happened?!
PAR1: He was hit by a car. Do you know him?
N: Yes, I do. He is Rick!
PAR1: Ok..you wanna come to the hospital with us?
N: Um..yeah I guess! (Completely forgets Tootie is home alone so she gets into the ambulence and they drive off)
(The camera focuses on Tootie who suddnly slumps down on the floor and begins couching histereclly)
(The camera focuses on the waiting room where Blair is half awake and Jo is pacing back and forth)
DR: (Comes out of the ER slowly with his head down) Um..we have more news.
B: Huh? What is it?
DR: Well the boy and girl are awake and fine. The girl woke out of a coma. You may go visit either one of them if you want.
J: Yeah and what about Bev?
DR: Well..I don't know how to say this. But..she didn't make it. She was pronounced dead 10 minutes ago.
J: What?!?!?!?
B: (Gets up) What are you talking about!!?
DR: Now calm down. Calm down. I know how hard..
J: Hard?!?! This is ain't hard this is horrible! Now what are we suppose to do?!
B: Does Andy and Pippa know?
DR: No, not yet.
B: Smart move creep! Where are Andy and Pippa?!
DR: They are in the same room..Room 345.
J: C'Mon Blair. (Turns to the docter) no thanks to you!
(Blair and Jo run down the hallway and dash into Andy and Pippa's Room)
(The camera focuses on Tootie. She is still laying on the floor of the bathroom, choughing and gasping for breath)
(The camera then focuses to the ambulence with Rick in it. Suddenly the ambulence speeds of the road for some reason and slams into a telephone pole)

Ok..I did a little more..oh yeah and coily, your welcome! Lol

BlAiRwArNeR09 · 01-15-2001, 03:27 PM

Hey, I forgot to ask you guys what you think of it! Soooooo what do you think?

Ian · 01-15-2001, 04:04 PM

Very funny stuff.

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Stanley Roper: I'm sorry Jack

Jack Tripper: Oh, thats ok, what did you do?

Roper: Me? Nothing, I just thought I saw something that wasnt normal, because it was normal, but, now I can see it aint normal, so, everything's back to normal again.

Jack: oh, well, I'm glad for you.

01-14-2001, 08:17 PM	#1
BlAiRwArNeR09 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Posts: 75	Never Ending Tragedys (A Facts of Life Thriller) NEVER ENDING TRAGEDYS (A FACTS OF LIFE THRILLER) (The camera focuses on Jo who is upstairs in her room studying for an exam) B: (Comes into the door loudly) Hello everybody! (Notices there is just Jo) Or should I Hello Jo? J: No..how about you say GOODBYE Jo. B: And why on earth would I say that? J: Because if you don't leave and let me study for my exam, I will have you not only saying goodbye to me, but to your life. B: Oh fine. (Mutters) Harsh. (Leaves) (The camera focuses on Tootie who is waiting anxiously by the phone for Jeff to call) N: (Comes into the room) Tootie why are you pacing by a phone? T: Because I am waiting for Jeff to call. He went on a buisness trip and he is suppose to call me when he arrived at the airport in California. N: Ohhh ok. Well I am gonna go..see ya. T: Bye Nat. N: (Goes upstairs) (About one or two hours pass) T: (Sitting by phone still) B: (Comes downstairs) Tootie, don't say your STILL waiting for Jeff to call. T: Yes, I am and I am beginning to get worried. He promised he would call the minute he got there and the flight only takes 2 hours. I have been waiting here for MUCH longer than 2 hours. B: (Sighs) Well..do you mind if I watch some TV? There is a special on 100 ways to looks gorgeous..well not that I need it.. T: I don't care at this point. B: (Puts the TV on and notices that the program was interrupted for a special bulliten) Um..Tootie..what plane did Jeff take?? T: I don't know..I think Continental..why? B: (Turns to Tootie) Tootie...(Turns back to the TV screen and suddenly turns pale) T: What is it? (Walks to TV screen) No...no this can't be! B: Tootie..just calm down. We don't know if it was his plane. T: (Says under her breath) Flight 209....Blair...it was.... B: (Gulps) Guys I gotta go sorry..I hope you like this so far!!

01-15-2001, 03:40 AM	#10
Devastation26 Guest Posts: n/a	I don't care what happens to the "supporting characters" Just please kill Rick. I hate him
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01-14-2001, 08:36 PM	#2
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	One Word GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-14-2001, 08:36 PM	#3
AlexzBonner Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 11, 2001 Location: Muldrow, OK (Miss America '96's home town!) Posts: 284	Wow! That's really, really good so far! ------------------ J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books! ......................... B: I know a phony when I see one! J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror. ......................... B: Mrs. Garrett said we could talk to her about anything and not be embaressed. J: That was sex! This is personal!

01-14-2001, 08:48 PM	#4
BlAiRwArNeR09 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Posts: 75	T: Blair..Jeff is...D-d-de.. N: Hey Tootie has jeff called...(Notices Tootie's eyes filling up with tears) Tootie what's wrong?? (Sees the TV) Oh my gosh...please say that wasn't Jeff's plane... T: (Starts sobbing) it was..it was..it was!!!!! N: (Starts panicing and doesn't know what to do so she runs to Tootie and lets her cry on her sholder) Tootie is will be alright..just clam down. B: (Doesn't know what to do) T: No it won't be alright!!! (Backs away) Jeff is dead!!! B: (Runs upstairs into her and Jo's room) Jo!! J: Will you leave me alone?!?!? B: JEFF IS DEAD!! J: (Stops studying and says quietly) What?! B: They just said on the news that his plane crashed! J: Oh my gosh..(gets up and follows Blair downstairs and sees the TV screen) Oh my.. T: Why!?!?! (kneels on ground) B: (kneels next to her) Tootie stop crying!! J: Well whats she suppose to do Blair? Jump up and down?! B: (Doesn't know what to do) Wheres Beverly Ann? N: She went out shopping with Andy and Pippa! J: Oh..perfect place to be when a tragedy strikes! T: (Still crying) I can't belive this!! (Runs upstairs and slams the door) B: Jo she didn't know it was going to happen! N: What in the world are we suppose to do about Tootie?! B: How am I suppose to know?!?! I do not know everything! J: You can say that again! (The camera focuses on Beverly Ann's car. Beverly Ann is sitting in the driver's seat, Andy is in the seat next to her and Pippa is in the seat in the back) P: I can't belive we bought so much stuff Bev! A: Yeh mom I think we broke Blair's record! BA: Well, I have to say there were a couple sales.. P: (Cuts her off) Bev watch out! (A car smashes into them. Their car flips two times and stops near a tree trunk) Ok Guys I am REALLY tired..I am signing off..Bye!!

01-14-2001, 08:56 PM	#5
TVaddict Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 30, 2000 Location: NH Posts: 562	There can never be just one tragedy at a time here, can there. Not only is Jeff dead, but now Bev might be too. And in the other one, not only is Rick about to die, but Blair is almost beaten to death, and then Jo is ready to have an affair with her abusive husband. You guys sure do know how to keep things interesting. Never a dull moment in these fan fictions!

01-14-2001, 09:06 PM	#6
KerriBerri687 defying gravity Senior Member Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Location: you'll find me in Emerald City...I'm the green one with the flying monkeys Posts: 2,869	this is great so far! good job!

01-14-2001, 09:13 PM	#7
coily2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 969	Please kill Rick next. I hate him.

01-14-2001, 09:32 PM	#8
BlAiRwArNeR09 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Posts: 75	(The camera focuses back to the house where Natalie comes into her and Tootie's room) N: Tootie? You here? T: Well where else would I be? (Still crying) N: Tootie..please don't cry. T: Well what would you be doing if someone were to die?! What would happen if Snake were to die?! Would you be happy?! Huh? N: That isn't the point. No, I wouldn't be happy but ..well.. T: Well there isn't anything you could say now is there? You don't know how much Jeff meant to me! We were engaged!! We could have a bright future! We could have kids! We could do everything we ever wanted together! We could have a happy life together! But now just because of one thing everything is ruined! N: (Begins to get teary eyed) Tootie.. T: When I first met Jeff I thought my life was complete! I thought the puzzle peice that was missing ever since I knew what love was, was finally fit in! And it was! But obviously it isn't anymore! I would always dream of the one! Jeff WAS the one! he was the ONLY! He is the only one there will ever be for me!! N: (Puts head down) Tootie I'm sorry.. T: Just leave! N: Tootie this is my room to! T: Well let me ask you this - would you like it if someone died and someone else bothered you about it?! N: (Says nothing and just leaves) (the camera focuses back to the scence of the accident, where Paramedics get to the scene) PAR1: Oh my gosh look at the condition of this car! How come anyone survive that? PAR2: We don't even know if they DID..cmon we gotta get 'em out of here! (Both paramedics run to the car) PAR1: Get the woman out of the car first, she looks like shes in the worst condition. (They struggle to get Beverly Ann out of the car. When they finally do they try to find a pulse, but there is none.) PAR2: Get her on the stetcher and take her to ER now! PAR1: (Puts the stretcher with Bev on it in the ambulence and they drive off) PAR2: Alright guys..you two get out the boy, and I'll get out the girl. PAR3/PAR4: (After time gets Pippa out of the car, onto a stretcher and drives off in a seperate ambulence) PAR2: (Gets Andy out of the car and Puts him on a stetcher, and drives off with the third ambulence) (The camera focuses on Blair sitting on the couch looking pale, Jo pacing back and forth not knowing what to do, and Natalie crying sitting on the staircase. All of the sudden the phone rings) B: (Sighs) I guess i will get it. (Picks up the phone) Hello? What?! What do you mean a crash! (Just slams phone down) Andy Pippa and beverly Ann were in a accident. One of us has to go with me to the hospital. J: Well I guess I will. B; Ok come on. N: And What am I suppose to do?! J: Comfort Tootie! (Leaves, following Blair) Well there is some more..I know I said I was gonna go but I couldn't resist writing more..lol..oh and coily2, I was thinking and I MIGHT kill Rick..but I dunno how! Lol!

01-15-2001, 12:19 AM	#9
coily2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 969	Might I suggest an anvil falling on his head? No matter how many times I see that happen to Wyle E. Coyote, I still laugh.

01-15-2001, 12:19 PM	#11
BlAiRwArNeR09 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Posts: 75	(The camera focuses on Natalie. She is afraid to go upstairs, so she is just staring out the window thinking of what to do) N: (Shakes head and begins to cry some more then begins to talk to herself) Maybe I should call Rick to see if he could come over and talk to her. He is a good lecturer..(runs to the phone and calls Rick) R: (On other line) Hello? N: Rick it's Nat. R: Nat what's wrong? N: Well Jeff was killed in a plane crash and Beverly Ann, Andy, and Pippa were in a car accident. Blair and Jo went off to see Andy, Pippa, and Beverly Ann and Tootie is sobbing upstairs. She won't listen to me so could you come over and talk to her? R: Sure I will be right there. (Hangs up phone and gets into his car and drives off) N: (Hangs up) R: (When he finally gets to the house he parks across the street and starts walking across to the house. All of the sudden a truck comes speeding towards him, hits him, and he flies onto the curb) (The camera focuses in Tootie's room, where she is still sobbing) T: Why..Why Lord did you let this happen?! You know I can't live without Jeff! (Sobbs histericaly and runs into the bathroom and opens the medicine cabinet, and notices a bottle of pain killers. She knocks everything off the shelf and spill all the pain killers in her hand, and toss them in her mouth) (The camera focuses Jo and Blair in the waiting room of the hospital) J: I sure hope they are alright. B: So do I. (Makes a long pause) Jo how could all this happen? (All of the sudden a Docter comes out of the ER) DR: Sickle? J: (Stands up) Yeah that's us. What's the news? DR: (Sits down) You might wanna sit down. J: (Sits down) DR: Ok..the boy is making a speedy recovery. We found a pulse and he is going to be absolutely fine. You can visit him in a couple hours. B: What about Beverly Ann and Pippa? DR: Well..the girl is in a coma. B: (Gasps) DR: We are trying our best to get her awake. J: Well what about Bev?! DR: Well this is the part I wanted you to sit down for...(holds breath) we still haven't found a pulse. And...(long pause) there is a 95% chance she will die. J: What?!?! DR: We are trying as much as we can! B: (gets up) Well try harder!! DR: We are trying the best we can!!! That's all the news we have. We will inform you as soon as we can with more. (leaves) B: (Just turns to Jo and hugs her) (The canera focuses on Natalie who is wondering where Rick is, when she notices him with paramedica around him on the sidewalks) N: Oh my Gosh!!! Ok..my fingers are starting to hurt..lol..I hope you like it so far!

01-15-2001, 01:02 PM	#12
coily2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 969	Oh, that was a total shout-out! Thanks for taking care of the Rick-man!!!

01-15-2001, 01:14 PM	#13
BlAiRwArNeR09 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Posts: 75	N: (Starts panicking and runs outside to the paramedics as they put Rick on a stretcher and into an ambulence) What happened?! PAR1: He was hit by a car. Do you know him? N: Yes, I do. He is Rick! PAR1: Ok..you wanna come to the hospital with us? N: Um..yeah I guess! (Completely forgets Tootie is home alone so she gets into the ambulence and they drive off) (The camera focuses on Tootie who suddnly slumps down on the floor and begins couching histereclly) (The camera focuses on the waiting room where Blair is half awake and Jo is pacing back and forth) DR: (Comes out of the ER slowly with his head down) Um..we have more news. B: Huh? What is it? DR: Well the boy and girl are awake and fine. The girl woke out of a coma. You may go visit either one of them if you want. J: Yeah and what about Bev? DR: Well..I don't know how to say this. But..she didn't make it. She was pronounced dead 10 minutes ago. J: What?!?!?!? B: (Gets up) What are you talking about!!? DR: Now calm down. Calm down. I know how hard.. J: Hard?!?! This is ain't hard this is horrible! Now what are we suppose to do?! B: Does Andy and Pippa know? DR: No, not yet. B: Smart move creep! Where are Andy and Pippa?! DR: They are in the same room..Room 345. J: C'Mon Blair. (Turns to the docter) no thanks to you! (Blair and Jo run down the hallway and dash into Andy and Pippa's Room) (The camera focuses on Tootie. She is still laying on the floor of the bathroom, choughing and gasping for breath) (The camera then focuses to the ambulence with Rick in it. Suddenly the ambulence speeds of the road for some reason and slams into a telephone pole) Ok..I did a little more..oh yeah and coily, your welcome! Lol

01-15-2001, 03:27 PM	#14
BlAiRwArNeR09 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2001 Posts: 75	Hey, I forgot to ask you guys what you think of it! Soooooo what do you think?

01-15-2001, 04:04 PM	#15
Ian Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 03, 2000 Posts: 1,235	Very funny stuff. ------------------ Stanley Roper: I'm sorry Jack Jack Tripper: Oh, thats ok, what did you do? Roper: Me? Nothing, I just thought I saw something that wasnt normal, because it was normal, but, now I can see it aint normal, so, everything's back to normal again. Jack: oh, well, I'm glad for you.