"It's a Wonderful Warner" - a little takeoff on "It's a Wonderful Life" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

80skid · 01-20-2001, 07:14 PM

(OK... hope you enjoy this one...all about how Jo's life would of been different if there wasn't Blair... enjoy!)

((Edna's Edibles, where everyone but Blair happens to be working.))

Jo: Has ANYONE seen Blair?
Tootie: She went, uh... shopping.
Jo: Since this morning? It's closing time!
Natalie: A good sale is hard to resist.
Tootie: I'll bet you $10 she says that.
Natalie: You're on!
Mrs. G: Please, girls... don't start betting on Blair. She'll be here soon.
Jo: $20 bucks, Mrs. G, that she's late.
Mrs. Garrett: Make it $5.
Jo: Okay!
((Blair comes in overloaded with bags.)
Jo: Where were you?
Blair: A good sale is hard to resist.
Tootie ((nudges Natalie)): $10 my friend, $10 bucks.
((Natalie sighs and hands her ten dollars))
((Mrs. G slips Jo $5 but Jo isn't even listening. She looks really mad at Blair))
Jo: How many times are you going to be late?
Blair: I've never been late more than twice!
Jo: Till now.
Blair: Are you keeping count?
Jo: Why can't you be early for once?
Mrs. Garrett: Girls, girls!
Jo: You know what, Blair?
Blair: No, what?
Jo: My life would be so easy without you.
Mrs. G: Jo!
Jo: It's the truth, Mrs. G.
((she leaves the room, but not before hitting her head on a shelf. She flinches back and feels her head as she slumps into a chair, wondering just what has happened.))

How is it so far? I've got to run now, but let me know. I'll finish it up tonight!

[This message has been edited by 80skid (edited 01-20-2001).]

BlairW_1 · 01-20-2001, 07:17 PM

Oooooohhhhhh!!! Can't wait 4 the rest!!! BTW, I love It's a Wonderful Life!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books?
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B: A fire! There's been a fire here!
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B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie?
N: We are suicidal!
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Bailey: They losted me!
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T: You mean the agony of da feet!
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T: Did I lie?
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T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black!
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N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day!
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~Danielle~

80skid · 01-20-2001, 07:44 PM

Glad you like it

BTW, so do I!!

lesliem14 · 01-20-2001, 08:06 PM

Please post the rest soon!!

TVaddict · 01-20-2001, 08:25 PM

Yeah, great idea, I can't wait to see where you take it.

Fol_divison_rox_505 · 01-20-2001, 09:48 PM

i cant wait to read the rest of it!

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them

01-20-2001, 07:14 PM	#1
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	"It's a Wonderful Warner" - a little takeoff on "It's a Wonderful Life" (OK... hope you enjoy this one...all about how Jo's life would of been different if there wasn't Blair... enjoy!) ((Edna's Edibles, where everyone but Blair happens to be working.)) Jo: Has ANYONE seen Blair? Tootie: She went, uh... shopping. Jo: Since this morning? It's closing time! Natalie: A good sale is hard to resist. Tootie: I'll bet you $10 she says that. Natalie: You're on! Mrs. G: Please, girls... don't start betting on Blair. She'll be here soon. Jo: $20 bucks, Mrs. G, that she's late. Mrs. Garrett: Make it $5. Jo: Okay! ((Blair comes in overloaded with bags.) Jo: Where were you? Blair: A good sale is hard to resist. Tootie ((nudges Natalie)): $10 my friend, $10 bucks. ((Natalie sighs and hands her ten dollars)) ((Mrs. G slips Jo $5 but Jo isn't even listening. She looks really mad at Blair)) Jo: How many times are you going to be late? Blair: I've never been late more than twice! Jo: Till now. Blair: Are you keeping count? Jo: Why can't you be early for once? Mrs. Garrett: Girls, girls! Jo: You know what, Blair? Blair: No, what? Jo: My life would be so easy without you. Mrs. G: Jo! Jo: It's the truth, Mrs. G. ((she leaves the room, but not before hitting her head on a shelf. She flinches back and feels her head as she slumps into a chair, wondering just what has happened.)) How is it so far? I've got to run now, but let me know. I'll finish it up tonight! [This message has been edited by 80skid (edited 01-20-2001).]

01-20-2001, 07:17 PM	#2
BlairW_1 Mindanao Machiku Senior Member Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: Temporarily in Ok, permanent location ^ there! Posts: 1,011	Oooooohhhhhh!!! Can't wait 4 the rest!!! BTW, I love It's a Wonderful Life! ------------------ J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Good, Jo! Why don't you do the books? ---------- B: A fire! There's been a fire here! ---------- B: And how are we, Aunt Natalie? N: We are suicidal! ---------- Bailey: They losted me! ---------- T: You mean the agony of da feet! ---------- T: Did I lie? ---------- T: They can't dance? Ha! That's like the pot calling the kettle black! ---------- N: E Pluribus Unum; have a nice day! ---------- ~Danielle~

01-20-2001, 07:44 PM	#3
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	Glad you like it BTW, so do I!!

01-20-2001, 08:06 PM	#4
lesliem14 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Frankfort, KY Posts: 650	Please post the rest soon!!

01-20-2001, 08:25 PM	#5
TVaddict Member Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 30, 2000 Location: NH Posts: 562	Yeah, great idea, I can't wait to see where you take it.

01-20-2001, 09:48 PM	#6
Fol_divison_rox_505 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Location: MA(same town joey mcIntyre from NKOTB was born in)also it is the wettest dry town(said so on Jay Leno) Posts: 154	i cant wait to read the rest of it! ------------------ Nat: Hello sailor! Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes... Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them