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POLNICAZEK23 · 01-19-2001, 10:17 PM

{ The camera is on Blair)

Blair: I just found out something new!
Jo: What, your heads on backwords?
Blair: No, it's just too delicious to tell!
Jo: Will ya spit it out?
Blair: Cally Salm is coming to Eastland. Jo she's into beauty, you wouldn't know her.
Jo: In fact I do know a Salm, I think I bike raced her once.
Blair: Not this Cally Salm, she wouldn't have time for bikes.
Natalie comes in
Blair: Guess what, I have a great secret!
Natalie: If it's about Cally Salm everyone knows, it's probaly all over Peekskill by now.
Blair: Natalie, Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie, did you know what she's doing her at Eastland?
Jo: Yeah, she like me is coming up for the big bike race.
Blair: Such a kid, anyway Natalie, she's going to pick someone to be in her new T.V. show.
Jo: It's a bike racing show!
Blair: Stop insulting Miss Salm, and Jo get out of that bike racing suit.
Jo: I told you, I'm racing today. It's my uniform!
Blair: It could have came in blue. White is such a dull, boring, dumb color. No wonder it looks good on you!
The doorbell rings.
Blair: It must be Miss Salm.
Blair opens the door
Blair: Cally!
Cally: Right, now I heard there was a Jo in this place...
Jo: That's me, hey, we bike raced once didn't we?
Blair: Jo, Miss Cally doesn't ride, she wears.
Cally: Actually, I came up here for someone to be in my T.V. ad.
Blair: See!
Cally: And Jo, how would you like to be in it.
Blair: What?
Cally: It's a ad for a bike! Jo is such a good bike rider, come on let's go set up.
Jo: I HATE setting up.
Cally: Such a sourpous.
Blair: Takes one to know one.

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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.

Jo: You mean not enough!

Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?

Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?

Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.

Fol_divison_rox_505 · 01-20-2001, 01:58 PM

great ! keep it going.. really good plot!

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Nat: Hello sailor!

Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!

Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's

Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!

Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them

01-19-2001, 10:17 PM	#1
POLNICAZEK23 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 17, 2001 Location: NY,Commack,US Posts: 49	T.v> Beauties- a Great Fan-fiction { The camera is on Blair) Blair: I just found out something new! Jo: What, your heads on backwords? Blair: No, it's just too delicious to tell! Jo: Will ya spit it out? Blair: Cally Salm is coming to Eastland. Jo she's into beauty, you wouldn't know her. Jo: In fact I do know a Salm, I think I bike raced her once. Blair: Not this Cally Salm, she wouldn't have time for bikes. Natalie comes in Blair: Guess what, I have a great secret! Natalie: If it's about Cally Salm everyone knows, it's probaly all over Peekskill by now. Blair: Natalie, Natalie Natalie Natalie Natalie, did you know what she's doing her at Eastland? Jo: Yeah, she like me is coming up for the big bike race. Blair: Such a kid, anyway Natalie, she's going to pick someone to be in her new T.V. show. Jo: It's a bike racing show! Blair: Stop insulting Miss Salm, and Jo get out of that bike racing suit. Jo: I told you, I'm racing today. It's my uniform! Blair: It could have came in blue. White is such a dull, boring, dumb color. No wonder it looks good on you! The doorbell rings. Blair: It must be Miss Salm. Blair opens the door Blair: Cally! Cally: Right, now I heard there was a Jo in this place... Jo: That's me, hey, we bike raced once didn't we? Blair: Jo, Miss Cally doesn't ride, she wears. Cally: Actually, I came up here for someone to be in my T.V. ad. Blair: See! Cally: And Jo, how would you like to be in it. Blair: What? Cally: It's a ad for a bike! Jo is such a good bike rider, come on let's go set up. Jo: I HATE setting up. Cally: Such a sourpous. Blair: Takes one to know one. ------------------ Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion. Jo: You mean not enough! Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything. Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do? Alex: And you must be Jo.... Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you? Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras? Tootie: It's not a camera. Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser? Tootie: No! It's a phone! Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off? Jo: It only makes local calls.

01-20-2001, 01:58 PM	#2
Fol_divison_rox_505 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 09, 2001 Location: MA(same town joey mcIntyre from NKOTB was born in)also it is the wettest dry town(said so on Jay Leno) Posts: 154	great ! keep it going.. really good plot! ------------------ Nat: Hello sailor! Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too! Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's Jinny: i think i am going to give up men Magda: you, give up sex? Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee! Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes... Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them