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catlover79 · 07-03-2007, 12:33 AM

OK, we've tackled Good Times, Sanford & Son and One Day at a Time. Now it's time to come up with wacky alternative titles for Bewitched!!

Monster-In-Law

Dragon Lady

Clara The Friendly Witch

Doorknobs and Broomsticks

Tales from the Cotton Top

If Cauldrons Could Talk

My Big Fat Witch Wedding

Come Fly With Me

The Blond and The Beautiful

Nights In Black Sackcloth

My Mother, My Foot!!

Daughters Can Be Such A Disappointment

101 Ways To Liven Up A Party starring Uncle Arthur

How To Prepare Veal Birds at $5 A Head

Identical Cousins

My "Sister" Sam

Sammy Baby

To the Moon and Back

Zap Happy

Nose To Meet You

I Married Sam

I Didn't Lose a Daughter, I Gained a Dobbin!!

Why Me!? (starring Darrin, also starring Abner Kravitz)

Diary of A Mad Witch Woman

500 Ways to Fire and Re-Hire Your Right Hand Man - an instructional video for the workplace; hosted by Larry Tate

Everyone Has a Twin Out There...Somewhere (starring Jonathan Tate with a Special Guest Appearance by Aunt Clara)

My Medicine, Myself (starring Gladys Kravitz)

Did We Have a Son Named Lenny!? (starring Gladys and Abner Kravitz)

Snoops (starring Gladys Kravitz)

Stand by Me (starring Samantha and Darrin Stephens)

Nosy Neighbors and Greedy Bosses

Money (That's What I Want) (starring Larry Tate)

catlover79 · 07-03-2007, 12:51 AM

To Sam, With Love

When Mothers-In-Law Attack!!

Sammy Claus is Coming To Town

If I Had A Hammer...I'd Tell My Mother-In-Law Where to Put It!!

Me and My Chevys

These Are The Spells of Our Lives

I Was A Middle-Aged Werewolf

I'm Under Your Spell

Our Love Is Here To Stay...Unfortunately, So Is Endora

All-American Witch

This Magic Moment

Snap, Wiggle, Pow!

Let's Kiss and Make Up

Dim Bulbs and Doorknobs

AB · 07-03-2007, 09:05 PM

Which Witch Is This?

Witches, Mortals And More

For Whom The Spell Tolls

Ireneparalegal · 07-03-2007, 09:10 PM

Fly Me To The Moon

Witch Witch is Which

Jump The Broom

Twinkle Your Nose

Stephens & Tate

Witches Just Wanna Have Fun

Oh Darrin!

Three Witches and a Darwood

catlover79 · 07-03-2007, 11:41 PM

Don't Get Mad...Get Even (With Your Husband's Ex-Girlfriend)

Don't Flip Your Wig (starring Sheila Summers)

How To Pop Out at Parties (starring Uncle Arthur)

Let Me Call You Sweetheart (starring Samantha and Darrin)

The Lady In The Moon

AB · 07-05-2007, 05:39 PM

Black Magic Women

Pop-In & Pop-Out

catlover79 · 07-06-2007, 10:40 AM

Honky Tonk Witches

Take My Witch...Please!!

Ireneparalegal · 07-06-2007, 04:43 PM

Witchy Woman (an Eagles song)

catlover79 · 07-06-2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Witchy Woman (an Eagles song)

How about Devil Woman (Cliff Richard song) for Endora??

Mikado · 07-06-2007, 11:37 PM

-My two Darrins
-The Suburban Witch Project
-Too many Husbands
-You think YOU got "mother-in-law troubles"????!!!
-My Mother the Witch
-My secret nose!

catlover79 · 07-06-2007, 11:44 PM

Irene mentioned Witchy Woman - how about Twitchy Woman?

Everything's Coming Up Noses

Could It Be Magic

You & Me Against the World (starring Sam and Darrin)

Take This Job and Shove It (starring Darrin and Larry)

Clara the Cute, Clueless and Confused

Let Me Entertain You (starring Uncle Arthur)

The Lady is a Vamp (starring Serena)

AB · 07-07-2007, 04:12 PM

Itching To Twitch

I'll Put A Spell On You

Ireneparalegal · 07-07-2007, 04:17 PM

Nosey Neighbor

Stupid B*tch Next Door

Kick the Kravitz Where The Sun Don't Shine

Kick Gladys in the Asses (trying to rhyme here)

AB · 07-07-2007, 05:56 PM

Witches Have Twitches Too

Spooky Spells

catlover79 · 07-08-2007, 08:02 PM

Witching Well

Dearest Darling Durwood

I Get a Witch Out of You

Mother's Watching, Darwin!!

07-03-2007, 12:33 AM	#1
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Rejected Titles...LOL OK, we've tackled Good Times, Sanford & Son and One Day at a Time. Now it's time to come up with wacky alternative titles for Bewitched!! Monster-In-Law Dragon Lady Clara The Friendly Witch Doorknobs and Broomsticks Tales from the Cotton Top If Cauldrons Could Talk My Big Fat Witch Wedding Come Fly With Me The Blond and The Beautiful Nights In Black Sackcloth My Mother, My Foot!! Daughters Can Be Such A Disappointment 101 Ways To Liven Up A Party starring Uncle Arthur How To Prepare Veal Birds at $5 A Head Identical Cousins My "Sister" Sam Sammy Baby To the Moon and Back Zap Happy Nose To Meet You I Married Sam I Didn't Lose a Daughter, I Gained a Dobbin!! Why Me!? (starring Darrin, also starring Abner Kravitz) Diary of A Mad Witch Woman 500 Ways to Fire and Re-Hire Your Right Hand Man - an instructional video for the workplace; hosted by Larry Tate Everyone Has a Twin Out There...Somewhere (starring Jonathan Tate with a Special Guest Appearance by Aunt Clara) My Medicine, Myself (starring Gladys Kravitz) Did We Have a Son Named Lenny!? (starring Gladys and Abner Kravitz) Snoops (starring Gladys Kravitz) Stand by Me (starring Samantha and Darrin Stephens) Nosy Neighbors and Greedy Bosses Money (That's What I Want) (starring Larry Tate)
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07-03-2007, 09:10 PM	#4
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07-08-2007, 08:02 PM	#15
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Witching Well Dearest Darling Durwood I Get a Witch Out of You Mother's Watching, Darwin!!
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07-03-2007, 12:51 AM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	To Sam, With Love When Mothers-In-Law Attack!! Sammy Claus is Coming To Town If I Had A Hammer...I'd Tell My Mother-In-Law Where to Put It!! Me and My Chevys These Are The Spells of Our Lives I Was A Middle-Aged Werewolf I'm Under Your Spell Our Love Is Here To Stay...Unfortunately, So Is Endora All-American Witch This Magic Moment Snap, Wiggle, Pow! Let's Kiss and Make Up Dim Bulbs and Doorknobs

07-03-2007, 09:05 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Which Witch Is This? Witches, Mortals And More For Whom The Spell Tolls

07-03-2007, 11:41 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Don't Get Mad...Get Even (With Your Husband's Ex-Girlfriend) Don't Flip Your Wig (starring Sheila Summers) How To Pop Out at Parties (starring Uncle Arthur) Let Me Call You Sweetheart (starring Samantha and Darrin) The Lady In The Moon

07-05-2007, 05:39 PM	#6
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Black Magic Women Pop-In & Pop-Out

07-06-2007, 10:40 AM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Honky Tonk Witches Take My Witch...Please!!

07-06-2007, 04:43 PM	#8
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Witchy Woman (an Eagles song)

07-06-2007, 11:37 PM	#10
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,886	-My two Darrins -The Suburban Witch Project -Too many Husbands -You think YOU got "mother-in-law troubles"????!!! -My Mother the Witch -My secret nose!

07-06-2007, 11:44 PM	#11
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Irene mentioned Witchy Woman - how about Twitchy Woman? Everything's Coming Up Noses Could It Be Magic You & Me Against the World (starring Sam and Darrin) Take This Job and Shove It (starring Darrin and Larry) Clara the Cute, Clueless and Confused Let Me Entertain You (starring Uncle Arthur) The Lady is a Vamp (starring Serena)

07-07-2007, 04:12 PM	#12
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Itching To Twitch I'll Put A Spell On You

07-07-2007, 04:17 PM	#13
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Nosey Neighbor Stupid B*tch Next Door Kick the Kravitz Where The Sun Don't Shine Kick Gladys in the Asses (trying to rhyme here)

07-07-2007, 05:56 PM	#14
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Witches Have Twitches Too Spooky Spells