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Guy Bramsworth · 06-27-2007, 02:43 AM

You people know how this works, now let a MASTER show you how it's done.

Niles: Damnit, that clerk at McDonald's screwed up my order again. I said I wanted this BigMac cooked rare with a slight rimming of brown around the second meat patty with a twig of parsely. I'll have his ass for this!

Frasier: Gee, you know I never imagined I'd have so much fun with a dog, but Eddie has really opened a whole new world to me. (Crawls on floor in underwear, wresting Eddie in the mouth for a raw steak)

Daphne: Wait a minute! I think I just had another one of me psychic visions! *notices most of the male actors on the show are gay*

Niles: I've got to get going. My Cheese club is having a special guest tonight. Mr Steven Q Urkel is going to lecture on the many different types on chedders.

Frasier: Dad, care to join Niles and me for dinner?
Martin: No thanks, I already ate.
Frasier: Really, I didn't see you have anything recently...
Martin: Yeah, I helped my self to a some of those tossed salad and scrambled eggs you had hidden in that case in the kitchen. Man it was a bitch to get that thing open, but boy was that a good meal.
Frasier: Uh oh...
*Space Time Continiuum has a huge rip*

*Eddie jumps on Martin's arse a take a tear out of his pants*
Martin: OUCH! DAMN DOG!

catlover79 · 06-27-2007, 09:09 AM

Niles: Let's skip the opera for once.

Niles: Roz, I'm so glad to see you! Stay for as long as you like.

Roz: I'm joining a convent and taking a vow of celibacy.

Martin: Let's get rid of my old, ratty chair.

Frasier: I'm giving up dating.

AB · 06-27-2007, 04:34 PM

Frasier: Shall we go the wrestling match or the roller derby this evening?

Niles: This sweatsuit is just the thing for my dinner party.

Guy Bramsworth · 06-28-2007, 01:42 AM

Frasier: Where's Maris tonight?
Niles: She won't be joining us tonight, she's busy weight lifting and practicing for the waffle eating contest at Rosco's Chicken and Waffles.

Daphe: I's been lying the whole time. I's be from Manhatten, my folks be from the ghetto down in teh bronkz. You get what I's be sayin, yous? Forget aboutit.

Frasier: In short, the man was nothing short of the pivot of the evolution of human notion and humanity. It's a shame the world saw his fall before his plans really came through. *puts down copy of 'Mein Kampf'*

Martin: If there's one thing I'll never forget about the Korean war, it's the comfort women.

Frasier: I sure do miss my days hanging out in the bar at Boston. Gee, I wonder how The Jiggly Room is holding up nowadays? Oh and then there was that other place, Jeers or whatever.

Sam: I thought you told me your father was dead.
Frasier: Just between you and me, I killed him. This is a replacement to avoid any suspicion... *Rent-a-dad Martin waves from the distance*

BensonFan · 06-30-2007, 12:06 AM

Frasier (or Niles): "Dad, I'll trade you these two opera tickets for those two Seahawks tickets."

Guy Bramsworth · 07-01-2007, 03:18 AM

Sam: You say you were in Boston 3 weeks ago? How come you didn't stop by the bar?
Frasier: ........I never really cared for you people.

06-27-2007, 02:43 AM	#1
Guy Bramsworth Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 20, 2004 Location: Hades Posts: 76	Things you'd never see/hear on Frasier You people know how this works, now let a MASTER show you how it's done. Niles: Damnit, that clerk at McDonald's screwed up my order again. I said I wanted this BigMac cooked rare with a slight rimming of brown around the second meat patty with a twig of parsely. I'll have his ass for this! Frasier: Gee, you know I never imagined I'd have so much fun with a dog, but Eddie has really opened a whole new world to me. (Crawls on floor in underwear, wresting Eddie in the mouth for a raw steak) Daphne: Wait a minute! I think I just had another one of me psychic visions! notices most of the male actors on the show are gay Niles: I've got to get going. My Cheese club is having a special guest tonight. Mr Steven Q Urkel is going to lecture on the many different types on chedders. Frasier: Dad, care to join Niles and me for dinner? Martin: No thanks, I already ate. Frasier: Really, I didn't see you have anything recently... Martin: Yeah, I helped my self to a some of those tossed salad and scrambled eggs you had hidden in that case in the kitchen. Man it was a bitch to get that thing open, but boy was that a good meal. Frasier: Uh oh... Space Time Continiuum has a huge rip Eddie jumps on Martin's arse a take a tear out of his pants Martin: OUCH! DAMN DOG!
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06-27-2007, 09:09 AM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,376	Niles: Let's skip the opera for once. Niles: Roz, I'm so glad to see you! Stay for as long as you like. Roz: I'm joining a convent and taking a vow of celibacy. Martin: Let's get rid of my old, ratty chair. Frasier: I'm giving up dating.
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06-30-2007, 12:06 AM	#5
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06-27-2007, 04:34 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Frasier: Shall we go the wrestling match or the roller derby this evening? Niles: This sweatsuit is just the thing for my dinner party.

06-28-2007, 01:42 AM	#4
Guy Bramsworth Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 20, 2004 Location: Hades Posts: 76	Frasier: Where's Maris tonight? Niles: She won't be joining us tonight, she's busy weight lifting and practicing for the waffle eating contest at Rosco's Chicken and Waffles. Daphe: I's been lying the whole time. I's be from Manhatten, my folks be from the ghetto down in teh bronkz. You get what I's be sayin, yous? Forget aboutit. Frasier: In short, the man was nothing short of the pivot of the evolution of human notion and humanity. It's a shame the world saw his fall before his plans really came through. puts down copy of 'Mein Kampf' Martin: If there's one thing I'll never forget about the Korean war, it's the comfort women. Frasier: I sure do miss my days hanging out in the bar at Boston. Gee, I wonder how The Jiggly Room is holding up nowadays? Oh and then there was that other place, Jeers or whatever. Sam: I thought you told me your father was dead. Frasier: Just between you and me, I killed him. This is a replacement to avoid any suspicion... Rent-a-dad Martin waves from the distance

07-01-2007, 03:18 AM	#6
Guy Bramsworth Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 20, 2004 Location: Hades Posts: 76	Sam: You say you were in Boston 3 weeks ago? How come you didn't stop by the bar? Frasier: ........I never really cared for you people.