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Old 01-03-2001, 08:50 PM   #1
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This is my first fan fic it's pretty long so bear with me. When your done reading it tell me what you think.

Edna: Is Beverley Ann her yet?
(Here’s a car crash into another car)
Bruce: Yep, she just pulled up into our car
(Bev comes rushing in)
Bev: I hope you weren’t to attached to your fender
(Bruce gives Bev a bad look)
Edna: Beverly Ann, Its great to see you
Bev: Oh Edna its great to see you to
Edna: So how’s Andy
Bev: Well him and Pippa love Australia, Oh and I’m finally going to be a grandma, Pippa
is going to have a baby girl in 2 months.
Edna: That’s great
Bev: So you excited that the girls are coming
Edna: Oh yes, But I’m really excited that they can bring there whole family, hey Bev can
you give me a hand with the cookies I want them to be put on the platter I need to go and
get ready before the girls come
Bev: Ya sure Edna

(Jo and Blair get off the plane but either of them know they were on the plane, Jo is with
Rick and her 2 kids)
Jo: Hey, HEY kids come on don’t screw around, now lets get our bags
Jo JR: But mom why did we have to come
Jo: I want you to meet the people I lived with for 9 years
(outside waiting for a ride, Jo sees this fake blond looking around)
Jo: Excuse me are you lost
(women turns around)
Jo: Blair is that you
Blair: Jo, oh Jo its been so long
Jo: Not long enough. What are you doing?
Blair: Hoping my Limo driver comes
Jo: Come on I’ll get us a ride
(Jo whistles a cab)
Blair: No way, I’m not riding in this
Jo: I see you haven’t changed a bit
Blair: Are these your children
Jo: Yes
(JO’s Kids are running around)
Blair: I thought so only you would have hoodlums for kids
Jo: Hey kids stop fighting lets get in the cab!
Blair: Hi Rick
Rick: Hi Blair
Blair: Is there a cushion I can sit on I don’t want to get cab butt
Cab Driver: Blair, Blair Warner is that you
Blair: I can’t believe this cab driver know me
Jo: Who would of thought the poor knows Blair
Cab Driver: Jo It’s me George, George Brunette
Jo: Hey George
Blair: Your a cab Driver
George: I know its a step down from my dad business but hey its a job
Jo: Can you take us to Mrs. G
George: No Problem
Jo: So Blair how is life
Blair: Well I still work at Eastland and I’m married and I have 3 kids
Jo: Your married Poor guy
( Rick Laughs)
Jo: And your at the airport
Blair: Well I just came from a business trip & Michael is bringing the kids
Jo JR: are we there yet
Jo: Yep almost

(Back at the house)
Edna: Bruce can you watch that game in the den
Bruce: I’m always kicked out of here
Edna: Come on Bruce
Bruce: Alright I’m going
(Doorbell rings) (Edna opens the door)
Edna: Tootie oh Tooite it s great to see you
Tootie: Oh Mrs. G I’ve missed you
Edna: Hi Jeff
Jeff: Hey Mrs. G how’s it going?
Edna: Great Bruce and I love retirement life
Tootie: And I would like you to meet my Babies, come on in kids don’t be shy, this is
Teddy and this is Trina
Edna: Nice to meet you, you know I took care of your mom for 7 years.

(Cab Pulls up)
George: And that will be 22.50
(Jo gives him a bad look)
George: Ok this one’s on the house
Tootie: Who is that fake blond coming out of the cab
Edna: It’s Blair
Tootie: Blair came in a cab
(doorbell rings)
Edna: Blair you made it
Blair: Guys guess what the cat drogue in
Edna: Jo oh its so good to see you
Jo: Hey Mrs. G you look good
Edna: Thanks, and this must be Rick
Rick: And who is this gorgeous lady?
Edna: Oh, go on
Jo: Rick this is Mrs. G , Mrs. G this is Rick and Hey Kids get in here! These are our
children
Edna: Oh Jo Twins
Jo: This is Erica and this is Joseph
Edna: Nice to meet you

Blair: Oh good here comes Michael and the kids
Jo: Just what we need Blair Clones
Tootie: Hey, Hello am I here
Jo: Oh hey Tootie how’s it going?
Tootie: Great
Blair: Are these your kids
Tootie: Yep they sure are
Blair: there cute, Hi I’m Blair I lived with your Mother for 9 years and this is someone
that tagged along with me
Jo: Hey! I’m Jo I also lived with your mom for 9 years
Edna: Hi Michael
Blair: I would like you to meet my 3 wonderful children, This is Blake, Ashley, and
Morgan
Beverly Ann: Ok I’m finally done with the cookies
Jo’s Kids: Cookies!!!
Jo: Ok but don’t spoil your supper, and what do you tell her
Jo JR: Can I have more
(Jo hits him)
Jo: No, thank you
Jo JR: Oh ya, thank you
Edan: Hey how would you kids like to go up in the play room, girls I made your old room
a play room for my grandchildren, but don’t worry I didn’t change much your beds are all
still there
Kids: Sure
Beverly Ann: It’s great to see you guys it’s been to long, How is everyone, you still
healthy you still...
Everyone: fine
Edna: Bruce is down in the den watching the Jets game if you guys want to go down...
(Guys rush off before she finishes)
Edna: Hey were did they go
Tootie: Men, they can’t get enough football
Blair: You said it
Tootie: Hey where is Natalie I hope she gets her soon

(Doorbell rings)
Edna: Natalie
Nat: Hi Mrs. G
Tootie: Natalie, I ‘ve missed you so much
Nat: Tootie I’ve missed you too
(Nat & Tootie hug)
Tootie: Hi Snake
Snake: Hi guys
Girls: Hi
Edna: The men are in the den if you would like to join them
Snake: Sure
Tootie: So Nat how are you?
Nat: Well you won’t believe it but Snake and I just had our first child, and girl and we
named her Trudy she is 2 months old
Tooti: Oh you named her after me
Nat: No that is the name of Snakes dead Grandmother Gertrud
Tootie: Oh thanks (says sarcastically)
Nat; Tootie I heard you were in Cats for the last 3 years
Tootie: Yep that was the biggest role I’ve gotten so far but now I’m going to try out for a
movie part but I don’t know what the movie is yet.
Jo: Nat I saw your name in the New York Times your one of there writer
Nat: Yep I got the job 3 weeks ago
Tootie: Alright I told you, you would make it big someday.
Bev: And what are you doing Jo?
Jo: Other then being a mother to my two overwhelming children I am a Special
Educational Teacher I help kids who are slow learner’s
Blair: Oh so your a home school teacher
(Jo gives Blair I going to hit you look and makes a fist)
Bev: and so Blair you still headmaster of Eastland
Blair: Yep I’m the longest one since Jeramy Eastland
Jo: I feel sorry for those Kids
Blair: Hey I’ve gotten better at this then when I first became Headmaster
Edna: Well It sounds like you guys sure have great lives
Jo: Ya sort of except for Rick he was playing for the Phil harmonic but now he is working
for the airport lounge music group
Blair: I warned you about him
Jo: Hey I love him okay
Blair: Okay, Okay

(Upstairs in the Play room playing some gameboy games)
Jo JR: You call these games there babies games, do you have any Pokemon games
Teddy: Sorry, I have bugs bunny game
Jo JR: No way
Ashley: Hey look she has makeup in here
Erica: Can I try some
Ashley: no amount of makeup and help your face
( Morgan goes off and sites ib Jo’s bed)
Jo JR: Hey Blake how about we ditch these babies and have our own party over here
Blake: Ok
(Jo JR gets out a liquor bottle)
Blake: Hey how did you get beer
Jo Jr: I got Beer
( Jo JR takes a sip)
Jo JR: Here Blake have some
Blake: I don't know
Jo JR: Come on one sip it won’t hurt
Ashley: I’m going to tell mom
Jo JR: you better not or I’ll make sure your face look allot better (says sarcastically)
Blake: You can’t talk to my sister like that
(Jo JR makes a fist)
Blake: Okay so maybe you can

(Downstairs)
Jo: Well I’m going to go check on the kids and make sure they haven’t killed each other
yet
Blair: I’ll come with you
(Jo JR takes another sip of liquor) (Jo walks in)
Blair: Hey it's our room Mrs. G keep it the same way
Jo: Joseph Rick Bonner what is that
Jo JR: Pop
Jo: Since when did Budwiser make Pop
Jo JR: You never know
Ashley: It’s Beer
Jo: So how did you get beer
Jo JR: I got beer
Blair: Hey Jo that sounds familiar didn’t you say that once
(Jo hits Joseph)
Jo: Now tell me were you got that
Jo JR: From your liquor cabinet
Jo: Live told you to stay out of there
Blair: Blake did you drink any
Ashley: No but he was going to
Blake: Thanks Ashley (says sarcastically)
Blair: I thought the nanny taught you better then that
Jo: We will talk more about this at home young man
Blair: Ashley that’s a good color on you, she has my taste
Jo: And what taste is that
Blair: I have taste
Jo: Ya right, Hey Erica what are you doing over here so far away from the other kids
Erica: I don’t think the other kids like me
JO: Hey Erica why do you say that
Erica: Because they made fun of the way I look
Blair: Ashley, Morgan I told you not to laugh at them it not there fault the can afford to
look nice
Jo: Hey!
Blair: Just kidding
Jo: Ya right
Erica: And I’m not pretty
Jo: Hey now you don’t say that about yourself, Your a Bonner and Bonner women are
Pretty, Well that’s what your father says, you know the day you were born your father and
I said that you were the most beautiful child ever Born and someday you will be driving
boys crazy
Erica: You think so
Jo: I know so
Erica: Thanks mom I feel so much better
Jo: hey I love you and you mean the world to me, now Joseph I don’t want you stirring up
any more trouble you hear
Jo: Yes mom
(JO and Blair leave the room)
Blair: JO I have to admit your not a half bad mother
Jo: Thanks I think
Blair: I admire the way you handled that Jo, I haven’t had that talk yet, but I guess with
flawless beauties for children it would be unnecessary for that talk
(Jo gives Blair a weird look)

(Meanwhile downstairs)
Bev: So Andy and Pippa live on a farm raising sheep and horses, also did I tell you about
the time I visited them in Australia
Nat: Oh JO, Blair how are the kids doing
Jo: Fine, except for Joseph he is stirring up a little trouble but I fixed it
Blair: Ya you should of seen her you wouldn’t of believed it
Tootie: What did she do
Blair: You had to be there
Bev: Well as I was saying the time I visited Andy and Pippa
Girls: It’s getting late we should probably head on
Edna: well it was great to see you again
Girls: Ya we will have to do this again soon

THE END
Bev: Girls Wait I haven’t told my story yet
Girls: Goodbye
Now THE END

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Old 01-05-2001, 05:21 PM   #2
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cute story line but id needs a definate ending...great for your first one though. I think you should add some more, and mke jo jr get into more trouble hehe. Continue it more more!!! please!!

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Old 01-08-2001, 01:52 PM   #3
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Sorry I haven't been writing any more I've been busey. But If anyone has any suggestions or if you want to add a part to my story go right ahead.
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Old 01-08-2001, 06:45 PM   #4
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Blair:Have any of you heard from Sue Ann or
Cindy or Molly?

Natalie:I think Cindy made it to the Olympics and won a Gold for Track.

Tootie:Nancy I think had another baby Last Month/

Jo on't tell me I had to be there to find out about them.

Blair:Well Sue Ann I think might be coming up in a couple hours.What her cell-phone # again?

Natalie:467-9812.

Blair:Hello Sue Ann?This is Blair.Blair Warner?Yes the one you put Rice Pudding on her face.I was wondering if you're coming up to everybody.Yeah, OK bye.She said yes.

(Doorbell)

Mrs.G:MOLLY!

YOU GUYS KEEP GOING




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