View Today's Active Threads (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / View New Posts (No Chit Chat/Chit Chat Only) / Mark All Boards Read / Chit Chat Board
The Facts of Life Online / The Facts of Life links and theme songs at Sitcoms Online / The Facts of Life Photo Gallery / The Facts of Life - Fan Fiction Board / The Division Board
![]() |
|
|||||||
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
|
|
#1 |
|
Member
Occasional Poster
|
This is my first fan fic it's pretty long so bear with me. When your done reading it tell me what you think.
Edna: Is Beverley Ann her yet? (Here’s a car crash into another car) Bruce: Yep, she just pulled up into our car (Bev comes rushing in) Bev: I hope you weren’t to attached to your fender (Bruce gives Bev a bad look) Edna: Beverly Ann, Its great to see you Bev: Oh Edna its great to see you to Edna: So how’s Andy Bev: Well him and Pippa love Australia, Oh and I’m finally going to be a grandma, Pippa is going to have a baby girl in 2 months. Edna: That’s great Bev: So you excited that the girls are coming Edna: Oh yes, But I’m really excited that they can bring there whole family, hey Bev can you give me a hand with the cookies I want them to be put on the platter I need to go and get ready before the girls come Bev: Ya sure Edna (Jo and Blair get off the plane but either of them know they were on the plane, Jo is with Rick and her 2 kids) Jo: Hey, HEY kids come on don’t screw around, now lets get our bags Jo JR: But mom why did we have to come Jo: I want you to meet the people I lived with for 9 years (outside waiting for a ride, Jo sees this fake blond looking around) Jo: Excuse me are you lost (women turns around) Jo: Blair is that you Blair: Jo, oh Jo its been so long Jo: Not long enough. What are you doing? Blair: Hoping my Limo driver comes Jo: Come on I’ll get us a ride (Jo whistles a cab) Blair: No way, I’m not riding in this Jo: I see you haven’t changed a bit Blair: Are these your children Jo: Yes (JO’s Kids are running around) Blair: I thought so only you would have hoodlums for kids Jo: Hey kids stop fighting lets get in the cab! Blair: Hi Rick Rick: Hi Blair Blair: Is there a cushion I can sit on I don’t want to get cab butt Cab Driver: Blair, Blair Warner is that you Blair: I can’t believe this cab driver know me Jo: Who would of thought the poor knows Blair Cab Driver: Jo It’s me George, George Brunette Jo: Hey George Blair: Your a cab Driver George: I know its a step down from my dad business but hey its a job Jo: Can you take us to Mrs. G George: No Problem Jo: So Blair how is life Blair: Well I still work at Eastland and I’m married and I have 3 kids Jo: Your married Poor guy ( Rick Laughs) Jo: And your at the airport Blair: Well I just came from a business trip & Michael is bringing the kids Jo JR: are we there yet Jo: Yep almost (Back at the house) Edna: Bruce can you watch that game in the den Bruce: I’m always kicked out of here Edna: Come on Bruce Bruce: Alright I’m going (Doorbell rings) (Edna opens the door) Edna: Tootie oh Tooite it s great to see you Tootie: Oh Mrs. G I’ve missed you Edna: Hi Jeff Jeff: Hey Mrs. G how’s it going? Edna: Great Bruce and I love retirement life Tootie: And I would like you to meet my Babies, come on in kids don’t be shy, this is Teddy and this is Trina Edna: Nice to meet you, you know I took care of your mom for 7 years. (Cab Pulls up) George: And that will be 22.50 (Jo gives him a bad look) George: Ok this one’s on the house Tootie: Who is that fake blond coming out of the cab Edna: It’s Blair Tootie: Blair came in a cab (doorbell rings) Edna: Blair you made it Blair: Guys guess what the cat drogue in Edna: Jo oh its so good to see you Jo: Hey Mrs. G you look good Edna: Thanks, and this must be Rick Rick: And who is this gorgeous lady? Edna: Oh, go on Jo: Rick this is Mrs. G , Mrs. G this is Rick and Hey Kids get in here! These are our children Edna: Oh Jo Twins Jo: This is Erica and this is Joseph Edna: Nice to meet you Blair: Oh good here comes Michael and the kids Jo: Just what we need Blair Clones Tootie: Hey, Hello am I here Jo: Oh hey Tootie how’s it going? Tootie: Great Blair: Are these your kids Tootie: Yep they sure are Blair: there cute, Hi I’m Blair I lived with your Mother for 9 years and this is someone that tagged along with me Jo: Hey! I’m Jo I also lived with your mom for 9 years Edna: Hi Michael Blair: I would like you to meet my 3 wonderful children, This is Blake, Ashley, and Morgan Beverly Ann: Ok I’m finally done with the cookies Jo’s Kids: Cookies!!! Jo: Ok but don’t spoil your supper, and what do you tell her Jo JR: Can I have more (Jo hits him) Jo: No, thank you Jo JR: Oh ya, thank you Edan: Hey how would you kids like to go up in the play room, girls I made your old room a play room for my grandchildren, but don’t worry I didn’t change much your beds are all still there Kids: Sure Beverly Ann: It’s great to see you guys it’s been to long, How is everyone, you still healthy you still... Everyone: fine Edna: Bruce is down in the den watching the Jets game if you guys want to go down... (Guys rush off before she finishes) Edna: Hey were did they go Tootie: Men, they can’t get enough football Blair: You said it Tootie: Hey where is Natalie I hope she gets her soon (Doorbell rings) Edna: Natalie Nat: Hi Mrs. G Tootie: Natalie, I ‘ve missed you so much Nat: Tootie I’ve missed you too (Nat & Tootie hug) Tootie: Hi Snake Snake: Hi guys Girls: Hi Edna: The men are in the den if you would like to join them Snake: Sure Tootie: So Nat how are you? Nat: Well you won’t believe it but Snake and I just had our first child, and girl and we named her Trudy she is 2 months old Tooti: Oh you named her after me Nat: No that is the name of Snakes dead Grandmother Gertrud Tootie: Oh thanks (says sarcastically) Nat; Tootie I heard you were in Cats for the last 3 years Tootie: Yep that was the biggest role I’ve gotten so far but now I’m going to try out for a movie part but I don’t know what the movie is yet. Jo: Nat I saw your name in the New York Times your one of there writer Nat: Yep I got the job 3 weeks ago Tootie: Alright I told you, you would make it big someday. Bev: And what are you doing Jo? Jo: Other then being a mother to my two overwhelming children I am a Special Educational Teacher I help kids who are slow learner’s Blair: Oh so your a home school teacher (Jo gives Blair I going to hit you look and makes a fist) Bev: and so Blair you still headmaster of Eastland Blair: Yep I’m the longest one since Jeramy Eastland Jo: I feel sorry for those Kids Blair: Hey I’ve gotten better at this then when I first became Headmaster Edna: Well It sounds like you guys sure have great lives Jo: Ya sort of except for Rick he was playing for the Phil harmonic but now he is working for the airport lounge music group Blair: I warned you about him Jo: Hey I love him okay Blair: Okay, Okay (Upstairs in the Play room playing some gameboy games) Jo JR: You call these games there babies games, do you have any Pokemon games Teddy: Sorry, I have bugs bunny game Jo JR: No way Ashley: Hey look she has makeup in here Erica: Can I try some Ashley: no amount of makeup and help your face ( Morgan goes off and sites ib Jo’s bed) Jo JR: Hey Blake how about we ditch these babies and have our own party over here Blake: Ok (Jo JR gets out a liquor bottle) Blake: Hey how did you get beer Jo Jr: I got Beer ( Jo JR takes a sip) Jo JR: Here Blake have some Blake: I don't know Jo JR: Come on one sip it won’t hurt Ashley: I’m going to tell mom Jo JR: you better not or I’ll make sure your face look allot better (says sarcastically) Blake: You can’t talk to my sister like that (Jo JR makes a fist) Blake: Okay so maybe you can (Downstairs) Jo: Well I’m going to go check on the kids and make sure they haven’t killed each other yet Blair: I’ll come with you (Jo JR takes another sip of liquor) (Jo walks in) Blair: Hey it's our room Mrs. G keep it the same way Jo: Joseph Rick Bonner what is that Jo JR: Pop Jo: Since when did Budwiser make Pop Jo JR: You never know Ashley: It’s Beer Jo: So how did you get beer Jo JR: I got beer Blair: Hey Jo that sounds familiar didn’t you say that once (Jo hits Joseph) Jo: Now tell me were you got that Jo JR: From your liquor cabinet Jo: Live told you to stay out of there Blair: Blake did you drink any Ashley: No but he was going to Blake: Thanks Ashley (says sarcastically) Blair: I thought the nanny taught you better then that Jo: We will talk more about this at home young man Blair: Ashley that’s a good color on you, she has my taste Jo: And what taste is that Blair: I have taste Jo: Ya right, Hey Erica what are you doing over here so far away from the other kids Erica: I don’t think the other kids like me JO: Hey Erica why do you say that Erica: Because they made fun of the way I look Blair: Ashley, Morgan I told you not to laugh at them it not there fault the can afford to look nice Jo: Hey! Blair: Just kidding Jo: Ya right Erica: And I’m not pretty Jo: Hey now you don’t say that about yourself, Your a Bonner and Bonner women are Pretty, Well that’s what your father says, you know the day you were born your father and I said that you were the most beautiful child ever Born and someday you will be driving boys crazy Erica: You think so Jo: I know so Erica: Thanks mom I feel so much better Jo: hey I love you and you mean the world to me, now Joseph I don’t want you stirring up any more trouble you hear Jo: Yes mom (JO and Blair leave the room) Blair: JO I have to admit your not a half bad mother Jo: Thanks I think Blair: I admire the way you handled that Jo, I haven’t had that talk yet, but I guess with flawless beauties for children it would be unnecessary for that talk (Jo gives Blair a weird look) (Meanwhile downstairs) Bev: So Andy and Pippa live on a farm raising sheep and horses, also did I tell you about the time I visited them in Australia Nat: Oh JO, Blair how are the kids doing Jo: Fine, except for Joseph he is stirring up a little trouble but I fixed it Blair: Ya you should of seen her you wouldn’t of believed it Tootie: What did she do Blair: You had to be there Bev: Well as I was saying the time I visited Andy and Pippa Girls: It’s getting late we should probably head on Edna: well it was great to see you again Girls: Ya we will have to do this again soon THE END Bev: Girls Wait I haven’t told my story yet Girls: Goodbye Now THE END [This message has been edited by ahoob (edited 01-03-2001).] |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Member
Frequent Poster
Join Date: Jan 02, 2001
Location: Eastland School for Girls, OP,FL
Posts: 165
|
cute story line but id needs a definate ending...great for your first one though. I think you should add some more, and mke jo jr get into more trouble hehe. Continue it more more!!! please!!
------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIM at gliterpupp |
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Member
Occasional Poster
|
Sorry I haven't been writing any more I've been busey. But If anyone has any suggestions or if you want to add a part to my story go right ahead.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Member
Occasional Poster
Join Date: Dec 17, 2000
Posts: 98
|
Blair:Have any of you heard from Sue Ann or
Cindy or Molly? Natalie:I think Cindy made it to the Olympics and won a Gold for Track. Tootie:Nancy I think had another baby Last Month/ Jo on't tell me I had to be there to find out about them.Blair:Well Sue Ann I think might be coming up in a couple hours.What her cell-phone # again? Natalie:467-9812. Blair:Hello Sue Ann?This is Blair.Blair Warner?Yes the one you put Rice Pudding on her face.I was wondering if you're coming up to everybody.Yeah, OK bye.She said yes. (Doorbell) Mrs.G:MOLLY! YOU GUYS KEEP GOING [This message has been edited by Pippa McKenna (edited 01-09-2001).] |
|
|
|
![]() |
|
|