Things we will never see/hear on Gilligan's Island - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Ireneparalegal · 06-24-2007, 09:32 PM

Ginger with her hair undone.

Skipper actually losing weight.

Gilligan not fouling up a rescue.

Professor not having any ideas.

Mr. Howell not addressing Mrs. Howell as LOVEY.

The entire cast to Ginger: "What a great meal you prepared!"

Mikado · 06-24-2007, 09:53 PM

Skipper to Gilligan- Well, if we ever get off this island, youre fired...without severance pay!

Bonsai · 06-25-2007, 10:33 AM

Gilligan: "That's a good plan, Professor, but you're forgetting about the inverse relationship between volume and pressure."

Skipper: "Who knew bananas, coconuts, and fish were so fattening?"

Mr. Howell: "Ya know, stuck here on the island, money is just paper. I guess we're all equal now."

Mrs. Howell: "I suppose if you have one change of clothes like Gilligan you really DO have something to wear for any occasion."

Ginger: "Well, I guess I'll cut my hair off and borrow some trousers from Mr. Howell. That'll be much more practical for surviving on the island."

Mary Ann: "You'll all find I'm a fair-minded person, but if any of you cross me there'll only be six mouths to feed, if you catch my meaning."

Professor: "Might as well make the best of it---Toga! Toga!------PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE!"

Mikado · 06-25-2007, 03:57 PM

Those were great, Bonsai!!

CTLucyfan · 06-26-2007, 09:57 AM

Skipper: "Thanks for the panties Ginger, they feel nice"

catlover79 · 06-26-2007, 12:13 PM

Mary Ann going wild (

)

The Skipper NOT losing his temper

Gilligan studying for his Master's

The Skipper NOT hitting Gilligan with his hat

Bonsai · 06-26-2007, 01:50 PM

ummm...LucyFan....just one question...is the Skipper holding them or is he wearing them??

Mikado · 06-26-2007, 05:38 PM

youll never see:
-Gilligan's hormones kicking in

-The castaways wearing palm fronds, despite the fact that they couldnt have a lot of spare clothes with them
-The batteries in that portable radio finally dying!
-The 3 single men on the island in conflict, because theres only 2 single women

mrs.gingerhinkley · 06-27-2007, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bonsai

Gilligan: "That's a good plan, Professor, but you're forgetting about the inverse relationship between volume and pressure."

Skipper: "Who knew bananas, coconuts, and fish were so fattening?"

Mr. Howell: "Ya know, stuck here on the island, money is just paper. I guess we're all equal now."

Mrs. Howell: "I suppose if you have one change of clothes like Gilligan you really DO have something to wear for any occasion."

Ginger: "Well, I guess I'll cut my hair off and borrow some trousers from Mr. Howell. That'll be much more practical for surviving on the island."

Mary Ann: "You'll all find I'm a fair-minded person, but if any of you cross me there'll only be six mouths to feed, if you catch my meaning."

Professor: "Might as well make the best of it---Toga! Toga!------PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE!"

omg! SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!

awesome thread Ireneparalegal! btw, nice avatar!

LucyFan... soo wrong....

Ireneparalegal · 07-11-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mrs.gingerhinkley

omg! SOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!

awesome thread Ireneparalegal! btw, nice avatar!

LucyFan... soo wrong....

Thank you!

Professor: "I don't know how that works."

Ginger making a delicious meal.

Mrs. Howell walking and talking like a "normal" person.

Professor, Gilligan and Skipper wearing different clothes.

Gilligan NOT fouling up a rescue.

Eva Grubb getting her ass kicked by the castaways after what she did.

Maryann going on strike and refusing to cook.

Maryann making a pie that is NOT coconut cream.

Skinny Mulligan (Gilligan's Friend)

Ireneparalegal · 07-12-2007, 12:14 AM

Mr. and Mrs. Howell actually doing work around the island.

The castawasy building a boat.

treky · 07-12-2007, 01:23 AM

Maryann and Ginger-"So; who wants to go skinny-dipping with us"?

The Skipper (to Gilligan)-"Say; you look mighty cute in those tight pants"!

The Skipper to the Proffesor-"If you're so ******* smart; how come we're STILL stuck on this island"????

mrs.gingerhinkley · 07-12-2007, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Professor: "I don't know how that works."

Ginger making a delicious meal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Gilligan NOT fouling up a rescue.
Maryann making a pie that is NOT coconut cream.

^the sun would fall out of the sky first.

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Eva Grubb getting her ass kicked by the castaways after what she did.

^... it's wut she deserves afteral

great ones... these are tooo hilarious....!

gilligan fanatic · 07-15-2007, 11:49 AM

Didn't we do something like this last year-lol

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=162135

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=172921

They are a little different, but they have some good responses

mrs.gingerhinkley · 07-15-2007, 12:41 PM

^ thnx... those r great 2!
but, i think this thread is funnier!

06-24-2007, 09:32 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things we will never see/hear on Gilligan's Island Ginger with her hair undone. Skipper actually losing weight. Gilligan not fouling up a rescue. Professor not having any ideas. Mr. Howell not addressing Mrs. Howell as LOVEY. The entire cast to Ginger: "What a great meal you prepared!"
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06-25-2007, 10:33 AM	#3
Bonsai Gilligan Ambassador Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 12, 2005 Posts: 356	Gilligan: "That's a good plan, Professor, but you're forgetting about the inverse relationship between volume and pressure." Skipper: "Who knew bananas, coconuts, and fish were so fattening?" Mr. Howell: "Ya know, stuck here on the island, money is just paper. I guess we're all equal now." Mrs. Howell: "I suppose if you have one change of clothes like Gilligan you really DO have something to wear for any occasion." Ginger: "Well, I guess I'll cut my hair off and borrow some trousers from Mr. Howell. That'll be much more practical for surviving on the island." Mary Ann: "You'll all find I'm a fair-minded person, but if any of you cross me there'll only be six mouths to feed, if you catch my meaning." Professor: "Might as well make the best of it---Toga! Toga!------PAR-TEE! PAR-TEE!"
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06-26-2007, 12:13 PM	#6
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07-12-2007, 01:23 AM	#12
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07-15-2007, 11:49 AM	#14
gilligan fanatic Born to Be Bad Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: down by the Lagoon Posts: 9,954	Didn't we do something like this last year-lol http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=162135 http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/...d.php?t=172921 They are a little different, but they have some good responses
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06-24-2007, 09:53 PM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Skipper to Gilligan- Well, if we ever get off this island, youre fired...without severance pay!

06-25-2007, 03:57 PM	#4
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Those were great, Bonsai!!

06-26-2007, 09:57 AM	#5
CTLucyfan Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 18, 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 64	Skipper: "Thanks for the panties Ginger, they feel nice"

06-26-2007, 01:50 PM	#7
Bonsai Gilligan Ambassador Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 12, 2005 Posts: 356	ummm...LucyFan....just one question...is the Skipper holding them or is he wearing them??

06-26-2007, 05:38 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	youll never see: -Gilligan's hormones kicking in -The castaways wearing palm fronds, despite the fact that they couldnt have a lot of spare clothes with them -The batteries in that portable radio finally dying! -The 3 single men on the island in conflict, because theres only 2 single women

07-12-2007, 12:14 AM	#11
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Mr. and Mrs. Howell actually doing work around the island. The castawasy building a boat.

07-15-2007, 12:41 PM	#15
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	^ thnx... those r great 2! but, i think this thread is funnier!