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foljbnt101 · 12-30-2000, 04:19 PM

ok here's the start of a fan fic that we should all write together, it is about blair accidently knocking jo unconious and giving her a black eye. their reputations change~

we started to write it but i dont think any1 knew about it since it was under fan fic, but here it is so far, please add to it!

JoBonner161 wrote this first part...
(((Cafeteria)))(Jo is sitting down reading. Blair enters and looks really mad)
B: Okay, Polniaczek, what did you do with it?
J: I don't know what you're talkin' about.
B: My 10 page essay that I stayed up working on last night! You took it didn't you! You handed my essay in and passed it for your own!
J: If you're tryin' to say somethin' then you better just say it!
B: I just did! I'll get you for this!

i continued it from there...
tootie is the backround listen to the whole conversation...
T:you are in tttttttrrrrrrrrrooouubbbbbllleee
jo gives tootie a stare which shuts her up...
J:Warner what are you talking about, i would not take you paper,how despert do u think i am?
B:Polniaczek you are asking for it...
J:I am scared now(sarcastically), the only thing that scares me about you is your face, now what did you say you we re going to do about it...

JMarie_Polniaczek · 12-30-2000, 05:19 PM

Blair: Jo your asking for it.
Jo: Oh my I am soooooo scared.
Blair: Jo!!
(Blair runs out angrily)
Tootie: You better be scared.
Jo: I am not scared of Miss Mary Sunshine.

-In Jo and Blair's room-
(Blair is loosening the blot on Jo's bed)
Blair: This is only the beginning of the war between us.

NEXT!

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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.

Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

JMarie_Polniaczek · 12-31-2000, 01:12 AM

I guess I will do it again........

-meanwhile down in Edna's Edibles-
Tootie: Jo you loook beat, don't you think you should go to bed?
Jo:Yeah I guess so. Nighty-night.

-upstairs-
(Jo lays down on her bed. Then it breaks!)
Jo: Ahh. Oh man is Blair gonna get it!

NEXT!

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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.

Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

foljbnt101 · 12-31-2000, 11:26 AM

back to me again... :-)

jo goes downstair really angrey lookin for blair...
j: where is she..?
n: do u mind if i ask who...
J: blair!!!
n: she said if u were looking for her she went out an hour ago and said that she would be back soon...
(blair walks in the door and jo rushes up to her)
J: warner what were u trying to pull...
B: my my is someone grumpy did we get up on the wrong side of the bed...
J: u are asking for...
and starts to push blair and and she pushes back..

lovinfol · 12-31-2000, 11:33 AM

oh this is going to be good....i like it so far

80skid · 12-31-2000, 02:12 PM

"there's gonna be trouble!!" (sorry, my tootie mind was reading it... hehe...)

my part (guess i've got the big scene

)

t: there's gonna be trouble!!
n: there already is trouble! c'mon guys, stop before mrs. g comes back!
t: natalie, you cant do anything 'bout world war 3!
j: this is just the beginning, warner...
b: i'm really scared!
j: good!
b: but i bet you're scared of what i'm gonna do!
j: what? hit me with dollar bills?
b: no, i'm just gonna hit you with...
(her fist comes up towards jo and...)

CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pippa: Won't you tell me now?
Blair: Tomorrow.
Jo: Rick...
Pippa: Rick?
Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa!

Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew!

Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!!

Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life.

The T · 12-31-2000, 03:58 PM

ooc: this is good!

ic: ....and jo tries to block it but instead blair falls as jo falls and her elbow whams jo in the eye.

j:blair!
b:yes? (innocently
J:Get the hell off me!
Blair sees jo's eye. She gasps
J:What did ya see your face in the mirror?
B:No. MAybe you should see yours!
Jo gets up and goes over to the mirror.
J:wow! Blair I can't beleive you gave me a shiner!

Tootie and natalie are standing sielntly with their mouths covered over by the stairs.

Who's next?

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See ya~The T
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Jo: Well I'm startin.

Nat: Where'd ya get the beer?

Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey.
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JMarie_Polniaczek · 12-31-2000, 05:12 PM

I will go again........

T & N: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
B: What? I was just fighting back.
T & N: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
J: You two shut up!
N: Ok.
J: Blair "Sissy" Warner has just gave me a shiner? That's impossible.
B: Well, show you not to mess with me anymore.
J: Oh I am gonna mess with you. (Throws a punch at Blair and pops her in the eye)

N & T: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(Jo throws them an angry look)
N & T: We're shutting up.
B: Jo! You damaged my beautiful face!
T: Hey Blair, you look exactly like you did when Sue Ann popped you that one time.
B: Shut up!
(Mrs. G walks in)

NEXT................

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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.

Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

[This message has been edited by JMarie_Polniaczek (edited 12-31-2000).]

The T · 12-31-2000, 05:51 PM

Tootie gives blair a "fine then be that way" look.

J:Good we're ever. What am I gonna tell everyone? I can't say that little old blair punched me! Wait a minute! She didnt! Your elbow fell on me! No one has to know that you were tryin to punch me!

B:But, what about my eye?
J:I Blair, I hate to break it to ya but I do have a rep to protect!
B:Oh. well I can probably cover this up with some makeup anyway.

NEXT!

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See ya~The T
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Jo: Well I'm startin.

Nat: Where'd ya get the beer?

Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

foljbnt101 · 12-31-2000, 06:25 PM

awesome so far....

T: jo and blair are gonna be in tttttrrrrrrooooouuubbblllllllleeee
Mrs G looks at nat and tootie
N: i gusse that would be our "q" to leave...
Tootie just stands there..
N:TOOTIE!!
T: do i always have to leave when things tense?...((tootie and nat leave)
Mrs G: girls what is going on here...

CONTINUE!!!

The T · 12-31-2000, 06:36 PM

J:Well it's sort of a long story
B:Yeah, like really long
J:You probably wouldn't wanna hear it anyway.
Mrs g:Spill it girls! I know something happened, now what is it?
J:Uhh tootie?
T:I ain't gettin involved. Nat?
N:me? Oh why don't you tell em Blair?
B:I think JO here can tell more than any of us.
J:Yeah but...
Mrs G:Girls come on! Spill the beans!
Blair says really fast in her mumbly voice:Me and jo had a fight and I punched jo and she punched me. there, did I say it? (They say that way to much on the show!)
Mrs. G: Yeah you said it but I don't know if I was supposed to understand it or not! Slow down!

Blair tells the whole story.

NEXT!!!

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See ya~The T
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Jo: Well I'm startin.

Nat: Where'd ya get the beer?

Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

foljbnt101 · 12-31-2000, 06:56 PM

((tootie and nat leave))

Mrs G: girls how many times do i have to tell you that fighting dose not solve anything it only makes things worse...(jo cuts her off)
J:..but blair started it...
B:sure blame it on me..
J: C'ome on do u wanna settle this once and for all...
((shouting between blair and jo))
Mrs G: girls, GIRLS!!SIT DOWN BOTH OF YOU... WHAT IS WRONG WITH U GIRLS, GETTING INTO A FIGHT WHILE U ARE STILL ON PROBATION...I think this something we have go see mr. parker about..
J: Mrs G i dont think thats nessecary...
Mrs G: o yes jo it is..

80skid · 12-31-2000, 07:46 PM

back to me...

jo: mrs. garrett!
mrs. g: i'm sorry jo but i can't take enough of this all as it is and i dont think this made it any better!
blair: its really nothing...
mrs. g: oh, honestly, girls dont be afraid of mr. parker!
jo: its not him i'm afraid of... i'm afraid word'll get out that "sissy warner" decked me...
blair: i'll be sure to spread the word!
jo: oh shut up!
blair: want to make me?
mrs. g: that's it! get up, you two! we're going to see mr. parker!

CONTINUE!!!

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tootie: my grade? how 'bout we keep it between you and me? (sticks her poem down her shirt) nobody'll ever find it here!

Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!!

Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life.

natalie: if shes so smart she can type the whole damn thing!

nancy: how about something to make you cold, hot stuff?

foljbnt101 · 12-31-2000, 08:59 PM

J&B: but mrs g....
Mrs g: NOW!! lets go both of you...
Mrs g: nat, tootie start to cook dinner, jo and blairand i have some business to attend to...
T: THEY ARE IN TTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
N:TOOTIE, GIVE IT A REST...
((on the way to mr parekrs office they keep their heads down so no one sees their eye's))
Mrs g knocks on mr parkers door..
Mr parker: o hello, come on in edna, ms warner, and ms polniaczek. Sit down this may be a while...

KEEP IT ON GOING!! :-)

JMarie_Polniaczek · 01-01-2001, 12:22 AM

Me again.......

Mr Parker: So I heard that you two started fighting. And Blair you decked Jo...

J: Hey keep it down I don't want everyone to know that Blair gave me a black-eye!

B: Oh Jo shut up.

Parker: You two have been in the more fights with each other than anyone has ever been in at Eastland. You two probably broke some kind of record!

(Jo rolls her eyes)

Parker: The punishment for you two is going to have to be harsh.

Next up.

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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.

Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

12-30-2000, 04:19 PM	#1
foljbnt101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Posts: 107	Blair's revenge.... ok here's the start of a fan fic that we should all write together, it is about blair accidently knocking jo unconious and giving her a black eye. their reputations change~ we started to write it but i dont think any1 knew about it since it was under fan fic, but here it is so far, please add to it! JoBonner161 wrote this first part... (((Cafeteria)))(Jo is sitting down reading. Blair enters and looks really mad) B: Okay, Polniaczek, what did you do with it? J: I don't know what you're talkin' about. B: My 10 page essay that I stayed up working on last night! You took it didn't you! You handed my essay in and passed it for your own! J: If you're tryin' to say somethin' then you better just say it! B: I just did! I'll get you for this! i continued it from there... tootie is the backround listen to the whole conversation... T:you are in tttttttrrrrrrrrrooouubbbbbllleee jo gives tootie a stare which shuts her up... J:Warner what are you talking about, i would not take you paper,how despert do u think i am? B:Polniaczek you are asking for it... J:I am scared now(sarcastically), the only thing that scares me about you is your face, now what did you say you we re going to do about it...

12-30-2000, 05:19 PM	#2
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	Blair: Jo your asking for it. Jo: Oh my I am soooooo scared. Blair: Jo!! (Blair runs out angrily) Tootie: You better be scared. Jo: I am not scared of Miss Mary Sunshine. -In Jo and Blair's room- (Blair is loosening the blot on Jo's bed) Blair: This is only the beginning of the war between us. NEXT! ------------------ Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one? Bailey: One. Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two? Bailey: Two. Blair: And this is a....oh no. Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go. Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer. Tootie: Well its not me. Jo: Or me. Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

12-31-2000, 01:12 AM	#3
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	I guess I will do it again........ -meanwhile down in Edna's Edibles- Tootie: Jo you loook beat, don't you think you should go to bed? Jo:Yeah I guess so. Nighty-night. -upstairs- (Jo lays down on her bed. Then it breaks!) Jo: Ahh. Oh man is Blair gonna get it! NEXT! ------------------ Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one? Bailey: One. Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two? Bailey: Two. Blair: And this is a....oh no. Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go. Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer. Tootie: Well its not me. Jo: Or me. Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.

12-31-2000, 11:26 AM	#4
foljbnt101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Posts: 107	back to me again... :-) jo goes downstair really angrey lookin for blair... j: where is she..? n: do u mind if i ask who... J: blair!!! n: she said if u were looking for her she went out an hour ago and said that she would be back soon... (blair walks in the door and jo rushes up to her) J: warner what were u trying to pull... B: my my is someone grumpy did we get up on the wrong side of the bed... J: u are asking for... and starts to push blair and and she pushes back..

12-31-2000, 11:33 AM	#5
lovinfol Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 27, 2000 Posts: 33	oh this is going to be good....i like it so far

12-31-2000, 02:12 PM	#6
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	"there's gonna be trouble!!" (sorry, my tootie mind was reading it... hehe...) my part (guess i've got the big scene ) t: there's gonna be trouble!! n: there already is trouble! c'mon guys, stop before mrs. g comes back! t: natalie, you cant do anything 'bout world war 3! j: this is just the beginning, warner... b: i'm really scared! j: good! b: but i bet you're scared of what i'm gonna do! j: what? hit me with dollar bills? b: no, i'm just gonna hit you with... (her fist comes up towards jo and...) CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Pippa: Won't you tell me now? Blair: Tomorrow. Jo: Rick... Pippa: Rick? Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa! Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew! Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!! Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life.

12-31-2000, 03:58 PM	#7
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	ooc: this is good! ic: ....and jo tries to block it but instead blair falls as jo falls and her elbow whams jo in the eye. j:blair! b:yes? (innocently J:Get the hell off me! Blair sees jo's eye. She gasps J:What did ya see your face in the mirror? B:No. MAybe you should see yours! Jo gets up and goes over to the mirror. J:wow! Blair I can't beleive you gave me a shiner! Tootie and natalie are standing sielntly with their mouths covered over by the stairs. Who's next? ------------------ See ya~The T ^^^^^^^^^^^^* Jo: Well I'm startin. Nat: Where'd ya get the beer? Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

12-31-2000, 05:12 PM	#8
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	I will go again........ T & N: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. B: What? I was just fighting back. T & N: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. J: You two shut up! N: Ok. J: Blair "Sissy" Warner has just gave me a shiner? That's impossible. B: Well, show you not to mess with me anymore. J: Oh I am gonna mess with you. (Throws a punch at Blair and pops her in the eye) N & T: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Jo throws them an angry look) N & T: We're shutting up. B: Jo! You damaged my beautiful face! T: Hey Blair, you look exactly like you did when Sue Ann popped you that one time. B: Shut up! (Mrs. G walks in) NEXT................ ------------------ Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one? Bailey: One. Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two? Bailey: Two. Blair: And this is a....oh no. Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go. Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer. Tootie: Well its not me. Jo: Or me. Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is. [This message has been edited by JMarie_Polniaczek (edited 12-31-2000).]

12-31-2000, 05:51 PM	#9
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	Tootie gives blair a "fine then be that way" look. J:Good we're ever. What am I gonna tell everyone? I can't say that little old blair punched me! Wait a minute! She didnt! Your elbow fell on me! No one has to know that you were tryin to punch me! B:But, what about my eye? J:I Blair, I hate to break it to ya but I do have a rep to protect! B:Oh. well I can probably cover this up with some makeup anyway. NEXT! ------------------ See ya~The T ^^^^^^^^^^^^* Jo: Well I'm startin. Nat: Where'd ya get the beer? Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

12-31-2000, 06:25 PM	#10
foljbnt101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Posts: 107	awesome so far.... T: jo and blair are gonna be in tttttrrrrrrooooouuubbblllllllleeee Mrs G looks at nat and tootie N: i gusse that would be our "q" to leave... Tootie just stands there.. N:TOOTIE!! T: do i always have to leave when things tense?...((tootie and nat leave) Mrs G: girls what is going on here... CONTINUE!!!

12-31-2000, 06:36 PM	#11
The T Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 22, 2000 Location: Baraboo, WI US Posts: 1,108	J:Well it's sort of a long story B:Yeah, like really long J:You probably wouldn't wanna hear it anyway. Mrs g:Spill it girls! I know something happened, now what is it? J:Uhh tootie? T:I ain't gettin involved. Nat? N:me? Oh why don't you tell em Blair? B:I think JO here can tell more than any of us. J:Yeah but... Mrs G:Girls come on! Spill the beans! Blair says really fast in her mumbly voice:Me and jo had a fight and I punched jo and she punched me. there, did I say it? (They say that way to much on the show!) Mrs. G: Yeah you said it but I don't know if I was supposed to understand it or not! Slow down! Blair tells the whole story. NEXT!!! ------------------ See ya~The T ^^^^^^^^^^^^* Jo: Well I'm startin. Nat: Where'd ya get the beer? Jo: I got the beer. Here's to all who wish me well, all the rest can go to.......Jersey. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

12-31-2000, 06:56 PM	#12
foljbnt101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Posts: 107	((tootie and nat leave)) Mrs G: girls how many times do i have to tell you that fighting dose not solve anything it only makes things worse...(jo cuts her off) J:..but blair started it... B:sure blame it on me.. J: C'ome on do u wanna settle this once and for all... ((shouting between blair and jo)) Mrs G: girls, GIRLS!!SIT DOWN BOTH OF YOU... WHAT IS WRONG WITH U GIRLS, GETTING INTO A FIGHT WHILE U ARE STILL ON PROBATION...I think this something we have go see mr. parker about.. J: Mrs G i dont think thats nessecary... Mrs G: o yes jo it is..

12-31-2000, 07:46 PM	#13
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	back to me... jo: mrs. garrett! mrs. g: i'm sorry jo but i can't take enough of this all as it is and i dont think this made it any better! blair: its really nothing... mrs. g: oh, honestly, girls dont be afraid of mr. parker! jo: its not him i'm afraid of... i'm afraid word'll get out that "sissy warner" decked me... blair: i'll be sure to spread the word! jo: oh shut up! blair: want to make me? mrs. g: that's it! get up, you two! we're going to see mr. parker! CONTINUE!!! ------------------ tootie: my grade? how 'bout we keep it between you and me? (sticks her poem down her shirt) nobody'll ever find it here! Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!! Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life. natalie: if shes so smart she can type the whole damn thing! nancy: how about something to make you cold, hot stuff?

12-31-2000, 08:59 PM	#14
foljbnt101 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 16, 2000 Posts: 107	J&B: but mrs g.... Mrs g: NOW!! lets go both of you... Mrs g: nat, tootie start to cook dinner, jo and blairand i have some business to attend to... T: THEY ARE IN TTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE N:TOOTIE, GIVE IT A REST... ((on the way to mr parekrs office they keep their heads down so no one sees their eye's)) Mrs g knocks on mr parkers door.. Mr parker: o hello, come on in edna, ms warner, and ms polniaczek. Sit down this may be a while... KEEP IT ON GOING!! :-)

01-01-2001, 12:22 AM	#15
JMarie_Polniaczek Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Location: Missouri Posts: 101	Me again....... Mr Parker: So I heard that you two started fighting. And Blair you decked Jo... J: Hey keep it down I don't want everyone to know that Blair gave me a black-eye! B: Oh Jo shut up. Parker: You two have been in the more fights with each other than anyone has ever been in at Eastland. You two probably broke some kind of record! (Jo rolls her eyes) Parker: The punishment for you two is going to have to be harsh. Next up. ------------------ Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one? Bailey: One. Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two? Bailey: Two. Blair: And this is a....oh no. Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go. Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer. Tootie: Well its not me. Jo: Or me. Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.