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Ireneparalegal · 06-20-2007, 11:27 PM

Becky: "Daddy, I am sorry your business went downhill. What can I do to help?"

Dan: "Hey Becky, get the hell outta my house!"

Darlene: "I love you all."

D.J.: "It's my turn to do dishes."

Mark: "Becky, I can't disrespect your mom and dad by having you sneak out to see me."

Roseanne: "Let's all go on diets. No more junk food."

coffield3 · 06-21-2007, 12:31 AM

Jacky-i love you mom

Dan-im giving up beer

Darlene-i want to be a makeup artist

Crystal-drive me over that bridge!

Dan- i hate corn

Becky-im a lesbian

Roseanne- dan your in control

SparkleFarkle · 06-21-2007, 12:56 AM

Becky: Ireneparalegal loves me!

Ireneparalegal · 06-21-2007, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SparkleFarkle

Becky: Ireneparalegal loves me!

I do, when she is not a spoiled unpunished stupid b*tch. Becky loves you more because she can get away with sh*t. "Oh it's ok Becky you are a victim."

Glad she ended up in that trailer park, you must love that too.

Misery loves company.

Bev: "Roseanne and Jackie I know why you hate me so much, because I was a bad mother who had no reason whatsoever to be the way I was."

Darlene: "I am sorry Molly, let's be friends."

David: "You know what Darlene, you are a stupid little b*tch like your sister Becky. You are both losers and you both should have had your asses whipped."

Roseanne to her snooty neighbor: "I realize the way you are is only because of me."

blue4t · 06-21-2007, 01:05 PM

Dan: Jackie can come over here any time she wants.

catlover79 · 06-21-2007, 01:27 PM

Darlene: Mom, may I please have that nice frilly pink dress in that boutique?

Darlene: I'm giving up on wearing black - for good.

catlover79 · 06-21-2007, 08:20 PM

Anyone volunteering to clean the house.

Anyone minding their own business.

Bev promising to take a vow of silence.

sweetdiggity · 06-21-2007, 11:18 PM

Anyone from the show - "I'm going to the gym."

Ireneparalegal · 06-22-2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetdiggity

Anyone from the show - "I'm going to the gym."

Good one!

Darlene volunteering to do the dishes.

Molly getting her ass whupped by her dad for staying out late.

Jackie getting married and staying married.

D.J. voted most popular in school.

Darlene having a slumber party.

Roseanne clearing out all that clutter in her living room.

Madame X · 06-22-2007, 05:58 PM

The Conners having a dog.

Just a big bowl of salad on the table.

Scenes with Jackie at the laundromat.

Becky and Darlene rooming together at college.

Dan's Dad dating Roseanne's Mom

coffield3 · 06-22-2007, 09:42 PM

Leon-I love Roseanne!!! im straight!!!

Ireneparalegal · 06-22-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Madame X

The Conners having a dog.

Just a big bowl of salad on the table.

Scenes with Jackie at the laundromat.

Becky and Darlene rooming together at college.

Dan's Dad dating Roseanne's Mom

Ireneparalegal · 06-27-2007, 09:48 PM

Becky divorcing Mark

Becky going to college on a loan or scholarship

Darlene coming out as a lesbian

Roseanne sitting and hugging her mom and saying she is sorry for what her mother went through in her marriage

Dan losing more than 30 lbs.

David telling Darlene how she treats him like dirt and he isn't taking her crap anymore and leaves

Roseanne NOT having the last word

The Conners NOT winning the lottery

Madame X · 06-29-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Becky divorcing Mark

Becky going to college on a loan or scholarship

Darlene coming out as a lesbian

Roseanne sitting and hugging her mom and saying she is sorry for what her mother went through in her marriage

Dan losing more than 30 lbs.

David telling Darlene how she treats him like dirt and he isn't taking her crap anymore and leaves

Roseanne NOT having the last word

The Conners NOT winning the lottery

Uh Huh!

Dusk Angel · 07-01-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Becky divorcing Mark

Becky going to college on a loan or scholarship

Darlene coming out as a lesbian

Roseanne sitting and hugging her mom and saying she is sorry for what her mother went through in her marriage

Dan losing more than 30 lbs.

David telling Darlene how she treats him like dirt and he isn't taking her crap anymore and leaves

Roseanne NOT having the last word

The Conners NOT winning the lottery

I was under the impression that Becky was ready to leave Mark when she was wanting to go to college on her scholarship. Just what I could see.

I think Sara Gilbert is gay in real life. I heard she had a baby awhile back and she and a woman were raising it together.

06-20-2007, 11:27 PM	#1
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06-21-2007, 01:27 PM	#6
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06-21-2007, 11:18 PM	#8
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06-21-2007, 12:31 AM	#2
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Jacky-i love you mom Dan-im giving up beer Darlene-i want to be a makeup artist Crystal-drive me over that bridge! Dan- i hate corn Becky-im a lesbian Roseanne- dan your in control

06-21-2007, 12:56 AM	#3
SparkleFarkle Domestic Goddess Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 107	Becky: Ireneparalegal loves me!

06-21-2007, 01:05 PM	#5
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06-21-2007, 08:20 PM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,392	Anyone volunteering to clean the house. Anyone minding their own business. Bev promising to take a vow of silence.

06-22-2007, 05:58 PM	#10
Madame X Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 15, 2006 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,831	The Conners having a dog. Just a big bowl of salad on the table. Scenes with Jackie at the laundromat. Becky and Darlene rooming together at college. Dan's Dad dating Roseanne's Mom

06-22-2007, 09:42 PM	#11
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	Leon-I love Roseanne!!! im straight!!!

06-27-2007, 09:48 PM	#13
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Becky divorcing Mark Becky going to college on a loan or scholarship Darlene coming out as a lesbian Roseanne sitting and hugging her mom and saying she is sorry for what her mother went through in her marriage Dan losing more than 30 lbs. David telling Darlene how she treats him like dirt and he isn't taking her crap anymore and leaves Roseanne NOT having the last word The Conners NOT winning the lottery