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Kristen · 06-20-2007, 09:43 PM

I've seen this on other boards, and I thought I'd post it here, since I thought of a few good ones today. (I seriously need a life, LOL!)

Murphy(To a secretary):Since you're doing such a good job, why don't you take the rest of the day off, on me?

Frank:I'm going to take up a life of celibacy.

Murphy:FYI was so much better when Miller was here!

Corky:Murphy, where did you ever find a great guy like Jerry Gold?

Miles:Screw work, I'm calling in sick today!

Jim:I'm cheating on Doris.

Anyone else want to try? I thought maybe this would generate some activity around here, hehe.

- Kristen

Mikado · 06-20-2007, 10:41 PM

Very good

Kristen · 06-20-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikado

Very good

Thanks.

If I come up with any more, I'll post them. It's kind of fun. (Way more than what I was supposed to be doing at work, LOL!)

Mikado · 06-20-2007, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristen

Thanks.

If I come up with any more, I'll post them. It's kind of fun. (Way more than what I was supposed to be doing at work, LOL!)

hahaha Well, ill try to think of some, problem is, i havent seen the show in about 10 years, hard to remember it

Mikado · 06-20-2007, 10:56 PM

Corky: Hmmm..... I should pad my booty a bit, dont you think?
Murphy: I'm so happy, I'm engaged to Vice President Dan Quayle!!!!
Miles: Producing this show is a piece of cake, Murphy is NEVER a problem!
Eldin: Damn, im in such a hurry to finish this job, and get the h*ll out of here!!!
Jim: Im just a novice at this news thing, id really rather be a dogcatcher!

There ya go Kristen, hope you like them

Kristen · 06-20-2007, 11:45 PM

I love those. I had a Quayle one in mind, too, but i forgot to post it, LOL.

Eldin:I wish I was a millionaire again. I loved having all that money!

Murphy:Giving birth is a breeze! I'd do it again in a heartbeat, if I could.

Phil:Free beer for everyone!!

Mikado · 06-21-2007, 12:42 AM

Miles: Audrey, follow your dream; go to Seattle and become a therapist-housemaid to a crabby old man and his two effete sons, I wont miss you at ALL!
Jim: I patterned my news reporting style after my hero....Ted Baxter.
Murphy: This Murphy Brown , bringing you the newest fashions and lifestyles, on FYI!

Missy22 · 06-21-2007, 01:49 AM

Corky: I don't care what any one thinks.

JulieSomoski · 06-21-2007, 04:02 PM

Great thread! I think I laughed at every line! If I can actually think of one on my own, I'll post it!

Bundy · 06-21-2007, 09:51 PM

Murphy: I hate Aretha Franklin!

Mikado · 06-22-2007, 12:16 AM

Frank: Good evening, my name is Frank, and on tonight's FYI, I finally beat the hell out of Murphy Brown and take over the show!
Corky: I got the hots for Frank, hes SO butch!
Jim: I got the hots for Frank, hes SO butch!
Miller: E=MC2!!!
Eldin: Hahahaha I just love Archie, comics are the ONLY true artform!

Kristen · 06-22-2007, 01:05 AM

Murphy:Corky, please tell me more about your family! I just love hearing your stories.

Frank:I wish Peter Hunt would come back. He was SUCH a good reporter!

Corky:Beauty pageants are stupid and sexist. No woman in her right mind would be in one!

JulieSomoski · 06-22-2007, 11:10 AM

Corky: I've decided to quit FYI and go work for Connie Chung!
Eldin: Murphy, if you don't pay me this week, I'm leaving for good!
Murphy: Guess who I'm interviewing? The winner of this year's Miss America Pageant.
Jim: Let's Disco!

Mikado · 06-22-2007, 02:24 PM

hehe those are all so good.....heres a couple more....

Murphy: Has anyone seen my frilly pink dress? I think it might be in the room with all the doilies.
Corky: Former pageant winner, me? No way, im a serious reporter; you must have me confused with Murphy Brown.
Phil: Hey all you Washington political phonies, get the hell out of my pub!!!
Miles: My love life is great, my job is fun and stress-free, no wonder I'm so damn happy all the time!
Eldin: Babysit your kid? No freaking way, I hate kids!!

Kristen · 09-02-2007, 07:27 PM

Just thought I'd bump this back up, b/c I'm bored. LOL

Miles:This job's a breeze. I could do it in my sleep!

Phil:I have no idea who Deep Throat is.

Eldin:Spending 6 1/2 years on one job is ridiculous! A housepainter should always have a deadline.

Murphy:God, Dan Quayle is smart!

06-20-2007, 09:43 PM	#1
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Lines You'd Never Hear (Game) I've seen this on other boards, and I thought I'd post it here, since I thought of a few good ones today. (I seriously need a life, LOL!) Murphy(To a secretary):Since you're doing such a good job, why don't you take the rest of the day off, on me? Frank:I'm going to take up a life of celibacy. Murphy:FYI was so much better when Miller was here! Corky:Murphy, where did you ever find a great guy like Jerry Gold? Miles:Screw work, I'm calling in sick today! Jim:I'm cheating on Doris. Anyone else want to try? I thought maybe this would generate some activity around here, hehe. - Kristen
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06-21-2007, 04:02 PM	#9
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06-20-2007, 10:41 PM	#2
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Very good

06-20-2007, 10:56 PM	#5
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Corky: Hmmm..... I should pad my booty a bit, dont you think? Murphy: I'm so happy, I'm engaged to Vice President Dan Quayle!!!! Miles: Producing this show is a piece of cake, Murphy is NEVER a problem! Eldin: Damn, im in such a hurry to finish this job, and get the h*ll out of here!!! Jim: Im just a novice at this news thing, id really rather be a dogcatcher! There ya go Kristen, hope you like them

06-20-2007, 11:45 PM	#6
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	I love those. I had a Quayle one in mind, too, but i forgot to post it, LOL. Eldin:I wish I was a millionaire again. I loved having all that money! Murphy:Giving birth is a breeze! I'd do it again in a heartbeat, if I could. Phil:Free beer for everyone!!

06-21-2007, 12:42 AM	#7
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Miles: Audrey, follow your dream; go to Seattle and become a therapist-housemaid to a crabby old man and his two effete sons, I wont miss you at ALL! Jim: I patterned my news reporting style after my hero....Ted Baxter. Murphy: This Murphy Brown , bringing you the newest fashions and lifestyles, on FYI!

06-21-2007, 01:49 AM	#8
Missy22 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 09, 2007 Posts: 29	Corky: I don't care what any one thinks.

06-21-2007, 09:51 PM	#10
Bundy Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 01, 2006 Location: Bay Area Posts: 267	Murphy: I hate Aretha Franklin!

06-22-2007, 12:16 AM	#11
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Frank: Good evening, my name is Frank, and on tonight's FYI, I finally beat the hell out of Murphy Brown and take over the show! Corky: I got the hots for Frank, hes SO butch! Jim: I got the hots for Frank, hes SO butch! Miller: E=MC2!!! Eldin: Hahahaha I just love Archie, comics are the ONLY true artform!

06-22-2007, 01:05 AM	#12
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Murphy:Corky, please tell me more about your family! I just love hearing your stories. Frank:I wish Peter Hunt would come back. He was SUCH a good reporter! Corky:Beauty pageants are stupid and sexist. No woman in her right mind would be in one!

06-22-2007, 11:10 AM	#13
JulieSomoski Roseanne Reboot - March 27! Forum Veteran Join Date: Nov 06, 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 7,558	*Corky: I've decided to quit FYI and go work for Connie Chung! Eldin: Murphy, if you don't pay me this week, I'm leaving for good! Murphy: Guess who I'm interviewing? The winner of this year's Miss America Pageant. Jim*: Let's Disco!

06-22-2007, 02:24 PM	#14
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	hehe those are all so good.....heres a couple more.... Murphy: Has anyone seen my frilly pink dress? I think it might be in the room with all the doilies. Corky: Former pageant winner, me? No way, im a serious reporter; you must have me confused with Murphy Brown. Phil: Hey all you Washington political phonies, get the hell out of my pub!!! Miles: My love life is great, my job is fun and stress-free, no wonder I'm so damn happy all the time! Eldin: Babysit your kid? No freaking way, I hate kids!!

09-02-2007, 07:27 PM	#15
Kristen Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2000 Location: New York, USA Posts: 4,042	Just thought I'd bump this back up, b/c I'm bored. LOL Miles:This job's a breeze. I could do it in my sleep! Phil:I have no idea who Deep Throat is. Eldin:Spending 6 1/2 years on one job is ridiculous! A housepainter should always have a deadline. Murphy:God, Dan Quayle is smart!