Honeymooners TV Schedule (6/23-7/03) & Wednesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

(Showtime [aka Showtime East] & Showtime HD.)

"The Making of The Honeymooners."

Sun. June 24, 2007 (Special) (CC). This special shows the making of the Honeymooners movie. (VCR Plus Code for Showtime 1161366. For Showtime HD: 7956304.)

(Showtime [aka Showtime East], Showtime HD, Showtime Too, Showtime Women, The Movie Channel [aka [The Movie Channel East], The Movie Channel-X, & Showtime Family.)

Rated: PG.

(CC)

The movie is 90 minutes long.

Mike Epps as Ed Norton. Regina Hall as Trixie Norton. Cedric The Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. Gabrielle Union as Alice Kramden.

Ralph & Norton hatch a get-rich-quick scheme to get them out of Brooklyn and onto easy street. Standing by their husbands are devoted wives Alice and Trixie, who help their guys make ends meet by being waitresses at a neighborhood diner.

Channel Day Time
Showtime Too Sat. Jun 23 5:00 PM VCR+: 9348762
Showtime Sun. Jun 24 7:00 AM VCR+: 778705
Showtime HD Sun. Jun 24 7:00 AM VCR+: 24366
Showtime Sun. Jun 24 5:30 PM VCR+: 108618
Showtime HD Sun. Jun 24 5:30 PM VCR+: 687927
Showtime Thu. Jun 28 6:45 AM VCR+: 9530515
Showtime HD Thu. Jun 28 6:45 AM VCR+: 6345954
Showtime Thu. Jun 28 5:30 PM VCR+: 200664
Showtime HD Thu. Jun 28 5:30 PM VCR+: 509393
Showtime Too Fri. Jun 29 12:00 PM VCR+: 1921558
Showtime Women Sat. Jun 30 10:00 PM VCR+: 7259856
The Movie Channel Sun. Jul 1 5:30 PM VCR+: 822420
The Movie Channel East Sun. Jul 1 5:30 PM
VCR+: 822420
The Movie Channel Extra Mon. Jul 2 12:30 PM
VCR+: 972536
The Movie Channel Mon. Jul 2 9:00 PM
VCR+: 8550
Showtime Family Tue. Jul 3 11:35 AM
VCR+: 7070357
Showtime Family Tue. Jul 3 7:00 PM
VCR+: 40918

(ABC)

Two hours long.

Wed. June 27 & July 4, 2007 8pm (CC)
In each episode, a panel of popular well-known judges -- comedians Jeffrey Ross (Comedy Central Roasts, The Aristocrats), Lisa Ann Walter (The Parent Trap, Shall We Dance?) and Elon Gold (Stacked, Cheaper by the Dozen) -- will use their razor sharp wit and comedic skills as they evaluate, critique and sometimes skewer celebrity impersonators (two of the people will be impersonating JACKIE GLEASON AND ART CARNEY) based on how much they look, sound and act like the celebrity they're impersonating. The judges will determine who will go on to compete in the next round of auditions, while America will vote for the final winning impersonator through a viewer voting system. The winner will receive a grand prize of $100,000. Michele Merkin (Foody Call, Extreme Dodgeball) hosts the show which will audition thousands of people in Los Angeles, New York City, Las Vegas and Orlando. Contestants impersonate, among others, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Johnny Depp, James Bond, Dolly Parton, Superman, George W. Bush, Neil Diamond, David Letterman and Tony Soprano. Thirty semi-finalists will perform their routines in front of the judges and a live studio audience. The ten finalists chosen by the judges will do one final performance for viewers at home, whose vote will then determine the winner and confer the $100,000 prize and the title of "The Next Best Thing". (VCR Plus Codes for June 27th for ABC: 25355. For ABC HD: 4602. The codes for July 4th are unavailable.)

(AmericanLife TV):

(The first VCR Plus Code is for the first showing. The second is for the second showing.)

Sat. June 30, 2007 7p & 11p #29 – “Boy Next Door”: Alice, planning a surprise birthday party for Ralph, borrows a cookbook recipe from Trixie. Ralph, discovering the cookbook, finds in it an old love letter written by Ed. He concludes that Ed and Alice are lovers and takes the appropriate actions: following them and telling Trixie. But Trixie just laughs at Ralph, and then she tells him the truth. (VCR Plus Codes: 4479/12011.)

Sat. June 30 8p & Sun. July 1, 2007 7p #30 – “Follow The Boys”: When the wives complain that their husbands don't fuss over them anymore, Ralph and Ed come up with a compromise: one night a week will be "boys' night out," the other nights they will spend with Alice and Trixie. But this is just another scheme that backfires on Ralph, who is planning to wear out the wives on the first night, but overcomes himself with exhaustion instead. (VCR Plus Codes: 3127/5333.)

"Dial J For Janitor":

Ralph: "I hope you realize that water always recedes it's level."

Ed: "Yeah, we heard rumors to that affect down in the sewer."

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Alice: "'A man works from sun-to-sun, but a woman's work is never done.'"

Ralph: "Good gosh!"

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ed: "It's not like I don't want to give you the money. It's what you don't do with it."

Ralph: "What is that?"

Ed: "You don't pay me back."

"Double Anniverasry Party":

Ralph: "You got to make sure that you don't say anything."

Ed: "Don't worry. You are looking at a guy who can keep a secret. Down in the sewer, we have a slogan about it. 'Keep your mouth shut.'"

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Freddie: "You only eat as much to help you stay alive Ralph."

Ed: "Even that will be too much."

"A Weighty Problem Part 2":

(Ed comes in.)

Alice: "Hi Ed!"

Ed: "Whaddaya say Alice?" (looking at Ralph): "Hello Skinny!"

"Petticoat Jungle":

(Alice wants to buy a bathing suit that Ralph thinks is too risque.)

Ed: "Get with the times Ralph. If Alice wants one, get her one."

Trixie: "Can I get one two?"

Ed: "You do and I will break your arm."

"Petticoat Jungle":

Ralph: "You wear the first one the man showed you or the one I gave you last year."

Alice: "I can't wear the latter Ralph. It has a hole in the knee."

"Paris' Poor People":

Butler: "On behalf of Belle France, we welcome you to Paris."

Ralph: "On behalf of Belle Brooklyn, we thank you again."

Credit goes to tvguide.com, imdb.com, moviefone.com, Yahoo! Groups You're A Riot & honeymooners.net.

[powbangzooom]

You took the time to list the making of the movie??? ok,
You guys should check out this video on our events page. I think it is from the show Frank is listing. I think the Norton character hits it right on the nose and Ralph isn't bad himself. Aren't these the two guys who went to the Gleason Depot when it was renamed? We gotta get this guys for the convention next year in NY. What a riot!


When you go to the page, just hit pause on the music player, and then play on the video.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=163311498


BTW, I love the way Ralph says "Good gosh"