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dl72190 · 06-20-2007, 02:54 AM

well anyways since Roseanne has been off the air for 10 years I decided that it would be neat to think of my own version of a reunion movie. Keep in mind that this show is acting like the last 15 minutes of the show never happened.

The movie features the Season 6 version of the theme song. With the main cast Roseanne (Roseanne Barr) , Dan, Jackie & Fred, Darlene, David, Becky, DJ, and Heather seated around the kitchen table eating pizza.

Roseanne and Dan are still together living in there new house. We learn that the original house burnt down about 7 years ago do to faulty wiring. Roseanne is now a published writer after pursuing her career of being a childrens writer. Many of her books are about "PJ pamelwak". Dan has reopened "Lanford Custom Cycle" and has a successful bussines. Fred is one of his mechanics. Speaking of Fred, he and Jackie got back together around 1999 after Dan reopened the bike shop. They are remarried, and living in the the same house that Jackie bought. Andy is now 13 years old, and they also have a daughter. Jackie and Roseanne aren't as close now since Jackie hangs with a new crowd. Jackies new friends happen to be the women of Desperate Housewives.

Darlene like her mother has also became a published writer. She writes stories about teens and the issues that teens face. David is a stay at home dad, who takes care of there daughter Harris who is now 10, and there other 3 children. Darlene and Becky are also close now like Roseanne and Jackie.

Becky played by Lecy Goranson is now a doctor. She specializes in taking care of premature babies. Becky never did have her baby, her baby was still born in July 1997. Later in that year she and Mark learned that Becky wasn't able to have children. Mark was killed in a motercylce accident in 2001. Becky hasn't really ever gotten over it. She has a best friend named Elliot (played by Sarah Chalke) that works in the same hospital as her and is also her roomate.

DJ and his wife Heather own a used video and comic book store. They have 3 kids of there own.

Leon and Scott got there little girl. They're still together. Leon is now the full owner of the lunch box, and has turned it into Lanford's first gay bar. They still serve "Loose Meat" sandwhiches.

Nancy ended up having a nervous breakdown, and after she got through it she went to college with the help of Roseanne, and became a psychologist. She now helps teenagers and young adults cope with sexuality issues.

Bev is now living with Dan and Roseanne. She is still a lesbian, but she isn't seeing anybody.

Nana Mary has passed away.

Crystal and Ed come back into the picture also. Ed has a stroke., and Dan and Roseanne go to the hospital to see him.

Chuck and Anne Marie also are part of the reunion movie. They come to the barbeque Roseanne and Dan have at the end of the movie.

Bonnie is also part of the movie. In 2000 Roseanne ran into Bonnie at a coffe shop, and Roseanne ended up loaning Bonnie the money to get her music career started.
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Well this is my first attempt at somethin like this, so plz read it tell me what u think. And add any of your own ideas. Just try not to change my background info too much.

mateo096 · 06-20-2007, 02:44 PM

I love your idea!! Although, i misread your question and accidently put yes...Also, i think the Season 9 music would be more appropriate with the vocals and all...

coffield3 · 06-20-2007, 10:52 PM

That would be cool,but i cannot ever see that happening they cant even re-release season one uncut!!!

dl72190 · 06-21-2007, 11:12 AM

mateo- i chose the Season 6 theme because its longer then the season 9 theme.

coffield - I really couldn't picture it happening either. I just had an idea so i thought i would share it with others.

coffield3 · 06-21-2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dl72190

mateo- i chose the Season 6 theme because its longer then the season 9 theme.

coffield - I really couldn't picture it happening either. I just had an idea so i thought i would share it with others.

Cool idea thou!!

SparkleFarkle · 06-23-2007, 10:55 AM

dl72190: You've set the stage for a terrific reunion movie. Even though the the likelihood of one ever coming into being is like entering Nilsville, don't let go of your "screenplay" just yet. Why not open a Roseanne Fan Fiction thread of some sort, and cultivate your ideas there? I had one going on another forum, a while back, and it was a lot of fun!

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06-20-2007, 02:54 AM	#1
dl72190 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 131	My idea for a Roseanne reunion movie well anyways since Roseanne has been off the air for 10 years I decided that it would be neat to think of my own version of a reunion movie. Keep in mind that this show is acting like the last 15 minutes of the show never happened. The movie features the Season 6 version of the theme song. With the main cast Roseanne (Roseanne Barr) , Dan, Jackie & Fred, Darlene, David, Becky, DJ, and Heather seated around the kitchen table eating pizza. Roseanne and Dan are still together living in there new house. We learn that the original house burnt down about 7 years ago do to faulty wiring. Roseanne is now a published writer after pursuing her career of being a childrens writer. Many of her books are about "PJ pamelwak". Dan has reopened "Lanford Custom Cycle" and has a successful bussines. Fred is one of his mechanics. Speaking of Fred, he and Jackie got back together around 1999 after Dan reopened the bike shop. They are remarried, and living in the the same house that Jackie bought. Andy is now 13 years old, and they also have a daughter. Jackie and Roseanne aren't as close now since Jackie hangs with a new crowd. Jackies new friends happen to be the women of Desperate Housewives. Darlene like her mother has also became a published writer. She writes stories about teens and the issues that teens face. David is a stay at home dad, who takes care of there daughter Harris who is now 10, and there other 3 children. Darlene and Becky are also close now like Roseanne and Jackie. Becky played by Lecy Goranson is now a doctor. She specializes in taking care of premature babies. Becky never did have her baby, her baby was still born in July 1997. Later in that year she and Mark learned that Becky wasn't able to have children. Mark was killed in a motercylce accident in 2001. Becky hasn't really ever gotten over it. She has a best friend named Elliot (played by Sarah Chalke) that works in the same hospital as her and is also her roomate. DJ and his wife Heather own a used video and comic book store. They have 3 kids of there own. Leon and Scott got there little girl. They're still together. Leon is now the full owner of the lunch box, and has turned it into Lanford's first gay bar. They still serve "Loose Meat" sandwhiches. Nancy ended up having a nervous breakdown, and after she got through it she went to college with the help of Roseanne, and became a psychologist. She now helps teenagers and young adults cope with sexuality issues. Bev is now living with Dan and Roseanne. She is still a lesbian, but she isn't seeing anybody. Nana Mary has passed away. Crystal and Ed come back into the picture also. Ed has a stroke., and Dan and Roseanne go to the hospital to see him. Chuck and Anne Marie also are part of the reunion movie. They come to the barbeque Roseanne and Dan have at the end of the movie. Bonnie is also part of the movie. In 2000 Roseanne ran into Bonnie at a coffe shop, and Roseanne ended up loaning Bonnie the money to get her music career started. ********************************************************** Well this is my first attempt at somethin like this, so plz read it tell me what u think. And add any of your own ideas. Just try not to change my background info too much.
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06-20-2007, 02:44 PM	#2
mateo096 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 05, 2007 Location: Oley, PA Posts: 63	I love your idea!! Although, i misread your question and accidently put yes...Also, i think the Season 9 music would be more appropriate with the vocals and all...
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06-20-2007, 10:52 PM	#3
coffield3 <3 Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 23, 2006 Location: England Posts: 7,379	That would be cool,but i cannot ever see that happening they cant even re-release season one uncut!!!

06-21-2007, 11:12 AM	#4
dl72190 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 23, 2003 Posts: 131	mateo- i chose the Season 6 theme because its longer then the season 9 theme. coffield - I really couldn't picture it happening either. I just had an idea so i thought i would share it with others.

06-23-2007, 10:55 AM	#6
SparkleFarkle Domestic Goddess Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 10, 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 107	dl72190: You've set the stage for a terrific reunion movie. Even though the the likelihood of one ever coming into being is like entering Nilsville, don't let go of your "screenplay" just yet. Why not open a Roseanne Fan Fiction thread of some sort, and cultivate your ideas there? I had one going on another forum, a while back, and it was a lot of fun!