Tuesday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Better Living Through TV":

(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)

Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"

Ed: "Please. It is the only link left to the old me."

"Better Living Through TV":

Trixie: "Someday Ed, you are going to ask me to do something for you."

Ed: "I am asking you right now. Leave."

"A Matter of Life & Death":

Ralph: "I am not going to die."

Ed: "You mean never?"

"Hot Dog Stand":

Ralph: "This is only one of the branches of this bank."

Ed: "That is good for us."

Ralph: "Why?"

Ed: "Because if he doesn't give us the money, we can borrow a few bucks from each of the other branches."

"Hot Dog Stand":

Ralph: "Why did you have to wear that tie?"

Ed: "What is wrong with it?"

Ralph: "Look at the stain on it."

Ed: "That is all right. It's pot roast."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

"Mr. Mosby": "This cottage has features Mr. Kramden that compare favorably to your home in the city."

Ed: "If it has a door on the knob, it's way ahead."

"In 25 Words Or Less":

Ralph: "'Before I started eating delicious Flakey Wakey, I weighed 250
pounds. I now weigh...'"

Ed: "260 pounds."

"In 25 Words Or Less":

Ralph: "This dog won a prize at MSG."

Ed: "So did Trixie. She used to wrestle there before we got married."

"Ship Of Fools":

Ed: "I am thinking of a person with a moustache."

Ralph: "Man or woman?"