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Old 12-29-2000, 03:47 PM   #1
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Post The Fortune Teller(fanfic)

I'll start this but you guys and gals continue it.

(Jo walks in to Alexz' room)
J:Hey what's that?
A:A paper fortune teller.
J:Could you give me a fortune??
A:Sure,just pick a color and 2 different numbers.
(The 4 colors are Red,Blue,Purple and Orange)
J:Red,6,9
A:You will receive a visit from an old friend.
(The doorbell rings)
J Angrily)Look I told you I didn't want any-Hello Mrs.Garrett.

OK YOU GUYS CONTINUE
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Old 12-29-2000, 04:15 PM   #2
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MG: Jo! Who is this? (points to Alexz who looks at Jo strangely and then puts on her Blair imitation smile)
J: Mrs. Garrett, this is my daughter, Charlotte Alexzandra Rose Marie Bonner. But we call her Alexz.
MG: You don't like long names do you? It's very nice to meet you, Alexz. You look just like your mother did when she came to Eastland.
A: (puts a hand on her locket) Really?!? I've always thought that it would be exceptional to look like my mother.
MG: That's a beautiful locket! Where did you get it?
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Old 12-29-2000, 07:25 PM   #3
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A: My mother gave it to me when... when Adam died.
MG: Adam? Who is Adam?
J: He and Alexz are... were... twins.
MG: Oh, I'm sorry, Jo.
J: It's all right Mrs. G.
MG: I'm not used to being called that anymore. You know, I hardly recognise you now! You're so grown up...
J: Look at us, standing out here. Come inside! Stay awhile!
MG: Okay.
(They all sit down on the couch, with Alexz in the middle, looking fairly uncomfortable.)
MG: So, tell me about yourself!
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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo, why don't you do the books?
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Old 12-29-2000, 07:31 PM   #4
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J: Ok, but first, Alexz, why don't you go bring out some tea for Mrs. G.
A: (sighs) Oh all right.

Alexz leaves the room and Jo turns to Mrs. G with a smirk

J: I let her hang around Blair WAY too much.
MS: (laughs) I knew she there was something about her...
J: (laughs) Anyway, Rick and I are doing fine and Alexz is, too. How's all with you?
MG: Well...
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Old 12-29-2000, 07:38 PM   #5
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J:Well as you know iam no longer Jo Polniaczek
MG h yeah wheres Rick
J:hes out running arons for me.
MG:Alexz wasnt feeling to well so i stayed here with her.
A:Mom i dont feel very good can you come up stairs with me for a minute...
J:Sure sweetie .... ill be right back Mrs G
-------Alexz'bedroom-----
J:Sweetheart whats wrong.
A:mom i..........

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Old 12-29-2000, 07:38 PM   #6
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J:Well as you know iam no longer Jo Polniaczek
MG h yeah wheres Rick
J:hes out running arons for me.
MG:Alexz wasnt feeling to well so i stayed here with her.
A:Mom i dont feel very good can you come up stairs with me for a minute...
J:Sure sweetie .... ill be right back Mrs G
-------Alexz'bedroom-----
J:Sweetheart whats wrong.
A:mom i..........

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Old 12-29-2000, 07:44 PM   #7
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A: Mom, I- (she faints)
J: Alexz! Mrs. Garrett, call an ambulance! Alexz fainted!
MG: Jo, we don't need an ambulance for that! Just-
J: Mrs. Garrett! Alexz has luekemia! That's what Adam died from! Go call an ambulance! When she faints that means that her count of white blood cells is low and she may have to have surgery!

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Old 12-29-2000, 11:22 PM   #8
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MG: I'll go call 911... you take care of her!
J: Oh, Mrs. G, what would I do w/out you?
MG: Don't ask me any questions! I'll call 911!
(she goes off to call 911, jo goes over to alexz and sighs)
J: Don't die on me, Alexz, don't. Not when you're at this age... oh, alexz!
(mrs. g comes back)
Mrs. G: I just called an ambulance. They should be here any minute.
J: Oh, Mrs. G, I'm so scared of losing her.
MG: dont be, I think she'll be okay once they come.

(ambulance pulls up)

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Pippa: Won't you tell me now?
Blair: Tomorrow.
Jo: Rick...
Pippa: Rick?
Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa!


Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew!

Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!!

Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life.
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Old 12-29-2000, 11:23 PM   #9
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MG: I'll go call 911... you take care of her!
J: Oh, Mrs. G, what would I do w/out you?
MG: Don't ask me any questions! I'll call 911!
(she goes off to call 911, jo goes over to alexz and sighs)
J: Don't die on me, Alexz, don't. Not when you're at this age... oh, alexz!
(mrs. g comes back)
Mrs. G: I just called an ambulance. They should be here any minute.
J: Oh, Mrs. G, I'm so scared of losing her.
MG: dont be, I think she'll be okay once they come.

(ambulance pulls up)

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Pippa: Won't you tell me now?
Blair: Tomorrow.
Jo: Rick...
Pippa: Rick?
Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa!


Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew!

Natalie: A D-? But that's below my favorite C level!!

Jo: You're born, you grow some, you die. That's life.
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Old 12-29-2000, 11:23 PM   #10
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whoops sry for printing it twice!!
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Old 12-30-2000, 12:09 AM   #11
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----rick walks in to alexz's bedroom-----
J: O rick Alexz fainted
R: Sweetheat what happened. and whos that lady
J:thats mrs.g
------paramedics walk in----
DR:we will take it from here Mr and Mrs Bonnor would you like to ride with us
R:Oh yeah of course
-----Rick and jo leave the room----
J:Mr g get in your car and follow us to the er
MrG: ok jo iam right behind me...and remember Jo beleive in miracles
Jo starts crying) Thanks Mrs G iam so glad your here.
----in the back of the ambulance----
(jo is crying on ricks sholder in the middle of a hug)
J:Rick iam so scared
R:its going to be ok sweetheart
J: Can you promise that
(Rick and jo hug and jo starts crying hard)
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Old 12-30-2000, 12:26 AM   #12
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(((the hospital waiting room)))
R: Jo, are you okay?
J: When Adam died, I made a promise to myself that no matter what happened I would look after Alexz. All that I have left of Adam is in there...slipping away. If she dies...I'll never forgive myself.
R: It's not your fault.
J: Then who's fault is it? It is NOT her's! That little girl in there is almost 12-years-old,. She CANNOT be held responsible for this! She's too young to die.
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Old 12-30-2000, 03:46 PM   #13
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Great so far I'll continue.

R:What's this?
J:Alexz' paper fortune teller.
R:Can I get my fortune?
J:Sure.
R:Blue,5,8.
J:Your child will be very sick.
R:You don't think she did that fortune to herself?
J:She probably did,we need make another fortune teller with good predictions.

REMEMBER TO INCLUDE FORTUNES FROM THE FORTUNE TELLER
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