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12-25-2000, 08:41 PM
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FOL 2001 -- my reunion fan fic
*okay this is my first shot @ fan fic! tell me what you think once you're done reading it! thanx!! there's lots more to come, this is just the beginning cuz i don't have alot of time... and sorry if you hate her, but i've got pippa in it... just a quick little cameo*
---FOL 2001--- --the living room. mrs garrett looks nervous as she fixes the room up so it looks nice as ever-- *doorbell rings* mrs. g: oh hold on one minute, hold on.. got to make this look nice, got to make this... *the door opens and jo w/her eleven year old daughter named joann come in* jo: mrs. garrett! mrs. g: jo! jo: i thought beverly ann was doing this! mrs. g: she's late, as usual. come in, come in, it's the beginning of a new year and you must be freezing... where's rick? jo: he's parking the car... somewhere, thats all i know. and oh yeah, this is joann, she's 11. mrs. g: a little bonner of your own! joann: i'm 11... not 'little.' jo: joann! this is mrs. garrett, my uh... mrs. g: warden back in the days? joann: oh, yeah, i've heard all about you.. you were the dietician at eastlake or whatever... jo: so.. when's everyone else coming? mrs. g: natalie and tootie are at the airport... blair should be here any minute, and she's bringing her 11 year old girl, and andy and pippa... jo: andy and pippa? they're a couple? mrs. g: jo.. they're married to each other... *jo looks shocked* mrs. g: don't be shocked. you ought to have seen my face when andy told me. *laughs*. *rick comes in* rick: edna garrett, i presume? mrs. g: so this is rick that i finally get to meet.. jo's husband... rick: twelve years of it, mrs. garrett mrs. g: call me edna! you too, jo jo: nah, it'd feel too weird. *blair comes in with her daughter named elisabeth. she stops immediately when she sees the bonners* blair: jo! jo: blair! joann/elisabeth: mom, who's she? blair: jo. you know the one i told you about so many times? joann: that's blair? blair: obviously our kids sure do know about us, jo... so this is joann, your daughter? jo: she's eleven. blair: perfect match for my elisabeth! she's 11 too. *joann and elisabeth look at each other* elisabeth: i know your mom. mom saved her butt when she had to have some scholarsip fund or something to stay at eastland. joann: i know your mom. mom kicked your mom's butt all the time! mrs. g *to jo and blair*: the apple doesnt fall far from the tree! *tootie and natalie come in* tootie: mrs. garrett! jo! blair! rick! and two kids! natalie: i think one has to be jo's kid, and one has to be blair's... mrs. g: well, we're all here except for... *pippa and andy come in* pippa: g'day, guys! andy: oh my god! it's blair, jo, natalie and tootie! tootie: am i last for any specific reason? andy: the best for last! and if you didn't know it, pippa and i are... uh... husband and wife! blair: you married pippa? andy: the city of peeskill granted us the union  pippa: anyway, we gotta run.. we'll catch you guys later! andy: see ya! *they leave.* mrs. g: well, it's a new year now, and we're all together and... ~okay, to be continued because i have to go! but dont worry, the rest will happen tonight! i promise ~ |
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12-25-2000, 09:31 PM
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pretty good!!! can't wait for more
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12-25-2000, 10:31 PM
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smile :)
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Here's the rest... enjoy! p.s: look for a lot of inside fol stuff... thought them up while writing! (ex: nat talks about how n@n doesn't show whole episodes!! hehe, enjoy)
--later in the living room-- mrs. g: i can't believe we're all together again.. and you girls are all grown up... tootie: mrs. g, we couldnt have done it w/out you... you taught us the facts of life! mrs. g: and now that you're all grown up, you've all done different things... jo... you've got a kid and you're in a business career... rick: and, on top of that, she's married to me, we're surviving in the bronx... jo: surviving? hello, we are not contestants for survivor 2! great use of words, rick. blair: that was one crummy tv show. tootie: whatever happened to those great tv shows in the 80s' that lasted like, nine years? natalie: on nick at nite ~ they won't even show whole episodes of the best shows they've got on there! mrs. g: jo, i'm just so proud of you. rick: she's having twins in 9 months, too. jo: you were supposed to keep that a secret til i decided when to tell them! blair: twin jos? jo babies? jo infants? jo... natalie: oh god, aunt natalie sounds great! mrs. g: congratulations, jo!! jo: thanks! mrs. g: and blair.. winning your father's company... natalie: the scandal *i* wrote about in the new york times! blair: you wrote that article? natalie: were you the one who wrote the angry letter to the editor about how you thought i was treating blair warner badly? blair: i'm not "warner friend" for anything, nat! *all laugh* nat: i thought that was you! mrs. g: and tootie... tootie: dorothy... blair: 'dorothy'? you haven't been dorothy since you were 15! tootie: i'm 30 now arent i? natalie: that makes me old! mrs. g: no, natalie... that makes me old! *all laugh* mrs. g: tootie... you're in charge of that new movie with that handsome young man, george clooney... natalie: boy is he hot! i mean... i'd love to meet him one day! mrs. g: natalie.. the new york times writer... jo: of all blair warner scandals! blair: there's hardly any scandals about me! natalie: not in the new york times... blair: that's a relief. jo: but you ought to read the tabloids, blair! *all laugh* mrs. g : my girls... jo: oh, i sense something sappy coming on... rick: then you can just cry on my shoulder, jo jo: i'm going to get something to drink and check on joann... where is she, anyway? blair: she's with elisabeth telling every story we've told our kids about each other.. jo: that'll keep her occupied for six or so hours. i've told her lots of stories. soo... anyone want to come with me? *like an order*: blair! blair: huh? *jo motions her to follow* ---kitchen--- blair: what's with me coming? jo: listen, i've got a question... blair: uh-huh? jo: would you, uh, want to be... blair: spit it out, jo. jo: i don't have any sisters or brothers... you know that... would you want to be sort of an honorary, uh, aunt to my twins? blair: me? your sworn enemy? your... jo: it's been twelve years since i've seen you. i don't think we're enemies anymore... so how about it, aunt blair? blair: it's just so sweet!! --hugs jo-- jo: that doesn't mean you can get all sappy on me... ---rolls eyes but hugs back--- ---living room-- tootie: so there's this other new movie coming out... and i'm a great director, loving it, and... natalie: i love how you're so modest! *jo and blair come back and laugh* blair: so when did andy and pippa, uh, get married? mrs. g: about three years ago... it was a small wedding with few people, and now they're living in manhattan in some apartment... jo: they're a perfect couple... awww, it's just so sweet. mrs. g: and beverly ann, i believe, remarried... tootie: when was that? mrs. g: oh, a while ago. she divorced him last year. and she is certainly running late natalie: no miss! mrs. g: natalie! nat: mrs. g, we hated to see you leave with bruce fourteen years ago, and she came in like destructing the very life we lived... jo: she's okay and all, cause she's your sister, but truthfully, we missed ya, mrs. garrett... *joann and elisabeth come down* joann: eww, this is getting mushy. mom's getting all teary-eyed and she never cries... elisabeth: look @ my mom! she's just as bad! jo: something we can help you with, guys? joann: nothing... i just learned a lot about you, mom. elisabeth: mom, how come you never told me this stuff? there's more, but i cant write it all now! tomorrow i promise!  merry christmas!------------------ Pippa: Won't you tell me now? Blair: Tomorrow. Jo: Rick... Pippa: Rick? Jo/Nat/Blair: Tomorrow, Pippa! Natalie: A flashback within a flashback... I'm so brilliant it scares me! Natalie: You thought she was the delivery boy? I was gonna ask her to the fall dance before I knew! [from my favorite ep, New girl part 1] Jo: you're born, you grow, you die, hey that's life. |
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12-26-2000, 01:22 PM
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*Mindanao Machiku*
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I like it! Write more!
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12-27-2000, 07:44 PM
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I think that that is pretty good. Oh ok its great. Can't wait to see the rest.
------------------ Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one? Bailey: One. Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two? Bailey: Two. Blair: And this is a....oh no. Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go. Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer. Tootie: Well its not me. Jo: Or me. Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is. |
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12-29-2000, 06:03 PM
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write more now please ive been waiting
 ------------------ You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!! ************************* Jo:Heres to all who wish me well all the rest can go to....Jersey ************************* Beverly Ann:these girls always testing their strengh...somebody pinch me. Jo:If i do will you give me my muffin back!!! ************************* Bob:Iam lucky i got her. Eddie:No no no iam lucky i got her. Jo:Well here we are a room full of lucky people. ************************* Jo:Well iam not going to stand around and play stupid guessing games...who is it. Pippa:Frannie Jo:See its only Frannie..who the hell is Frannie ************************* Blair:Bailey maybe if your good aunt Natilie will let you type something on her typewriter Natilie:If shes that good she can type the whole damn thing. Jo:Hey Bailey whats up you ready for a new family yet. ************************* ~*Facts of life forever*~ ~*Molly*~ |
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