here it is... the bonner twins... the sequel to fol 2001 - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

80skid · 12-26-2000, 08:57 PM

~~enjoy! it starts with a very climatic first scene... and then it really starts

~~ really funny too hehe!!~~

-the living room of jo's apartment-

~jo talking on the phone to natalie~

jo: i've got two weeks. i don't think i can stand it.
natalie: what's different than being pregnant with joann?
jo: hmm, nat, let's see... maybe because i have two babies now!
nat: well, i dont think it's that bad...
jo: natalie, have you ever had a baby in your life?
natalie: no...
jo: do you know what its like to have two screaming babies in your future?
rick (screaming): honey wheres my tie!
jo: i already have one screaming baby.. i dont think i can handle another two..
natalie: you're pregnant jo, thats what's bugging you.
jo: bugging me? ohh these babies arent bugging me, they're just... aah!
natalie: something wrong? you want me to come over? i'm only a few ten blocks away..
jo: i'm fine, i'm - aah!
--rick comes down followed by joann--
joann: dad, mom's screaming about something...
rick: what's new?
natalie: are you in labor?
jo: i think so...
natalie: do you want me to come over? ive got tootie over to watch that new george clooney movie... he is just so cute and so sexy and so...
jo: aah!
natalie: we'll take that as a yes!

---car on the way to the hospital--

joann: mom, are you okay?
jo: fine, fine... just having another two kids in this car if your father doesnt hurry up!
rick: jo would you rather have me get a ticket or would you rather have two kids?
jo: get the darn ticket and hurry up!
---blair's car drives by---
joann: hey mom look there's blair!
jo: aah!
--blair puts down her window--
blair: good morning to you too, jo... what are we doing today?
jo: we're in labor.
joann: yea and if dad hurries up maybe mom'll make it to the hospital!
blair: well... aunt blair's around if you need her!
--drives off--
joann: mom - aunt blair? when was that made up?
jo: um, at that reunion...i told her she could be an honorary aunt or...
rick: it's sweet, jo, it's sweet...
jo: aaah!!

---hospital waiting room---

(blair, tootie, natalie, mrs. g all sit around, reading magazines. rick paces back and forth. joann looks bored)

tootie: she's 2 weeks early!
blair: my mother was six weeks early with bailey!
natalie: this is JO!! not your mother!!!
joann: cant i go see what's happening?
rick: it's not good for 11 year old eyes, joann..
natalie: oh rick its a natural function of life!
rick: thats what im afraid of!
mrs. g: well, i'm glad you girls called me when you did... i'm always glad to come when someone's needed...
tootie: i'm going to go check on her... maybe she needs some friendly advice.
nat: i gave her advice this morning, tootie. it didn't work.
--beverly ann runs in--
beverly ann: i thought something was wrong and my intuition told me something was, so i got the car all ready... and..
nat: jo's in labor.
bev: oh my!
joann: with twins!
bev: oh my!
blair: and she's two weeks early!
bev: oh... (catches everyones disgusted looks)... oh wow.
nat: does anyone even know what room she's in?
tootie: maternity, thats all i know!
blair: i think we should check on her... as sort of a friendly thing to do...
nat: how can we? they wont let people visit her unless they're family...
joann: and i cant even go under that catergory!
blair: wait... i got an brilliant idea....
(goes up to front desk)
blair: yes.. i'm a doctor here.. really... could i have three pairs of hospital outfits, for my doctor friends... (receptionist looks confused)... have forgotten their outfits! really...
(receptionist sighs and hands a pair of hospital outfits...)

--hospital room--

(girls in hospital outfits creep into jo's room)
jo: three doctors?
nat: no its us! we just had to see you!
jo: where'd you get the outfits?
tootie: blair's brilliant idea.
jo: ha!
blair: and it worked.. we're here arent we?
jo: yeah.. the doctor - the real one - said ive got another half hour or... aah!
(doctor comes running in)
doctor: is it time?
jo: does it look like its time?
(girls start creeping out)
blair: see ya with your twins..
nat: name one after me!
tootie: tootie bonner!
nat: natalie dorothy bonner!
tootie: are you nuts? dorothy natalie bonner!
jo: bye guys!

---short time later---

rick (out of breath): she had them!
blair: no, really? i thought she'd just be pregnant forever...
tootie: are they boys or girls or what?
rick: one's a girl...
mrs. g: oh, another girl!
rick: and one is a boy...
natalie: is one named natalie bonner?
rick: one is named rick jr...
blair: original

rick: and the girl is named... blair.
blair: blair?
natalie: blair as in warner?
tootie: blair as in... (realizes her line is said)
rick: jo said something about wanting to name it after someone she never got the chance to be real friends with... kind of as if this will give her the chance.
blair: awww, i feel so loved...
rick: well, you can go in and see her...
joann: can i?
rick: uh...
nat: its a natural function remember?
rick: go ahead..
(everyone runs in. blair walks slower, smiling)
blair: "as if this will give her the chance..." yea, i'm sure it will.

the end

like it? i got tearyeyed writing it! really!!

Jo_Polniaczek · 12-26-2000, 10:17 PM

I love it!
But it could have more detail....

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Jo:You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl.

new england holiday · 12-26-2000, 11:40 PM

wow!!! Great job!!! keep on writing!

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"I am NOT going to be called sexy lingerie!"--Jo Polniaczek

Jo: Blair, if you like that song so much, then why are you doing that to it?
Blair: Doing what?
Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews.

FOL 4EVa!!!!

Blair's B-Day Poem:
"If you hit a dead end
Then look on the shelf
There might be a clue
Maybe in a book."

"Adventures in Baileysitting"--Jo: Are you ready for a new family yet?

Blair--"Turn Blue!"

( )) (( )
( >')('< )
o(_('')('')_)o

Rick and Jo 4eva

lovefol · 12-27-2000, 01:17 PM

write lika a sequal where they go home with the babies

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You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!

BlairW_1 · 12-27-2000, 07:39 PM

Loving all your stories more~n~more each time I read 'em!

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J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Good, Jo, why don't you do the books?

12-28-2000, 02:19 AM

I got mine posted! Look under 'Christmas Delivery'!

12-26-2000, 08:57 PM	#1
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	here it is... the bonner twins... the sequel to fol 2001 ~~enjoy! it starts with a very climatic first scene... and then it really starts ~~ really funny too hehe!!~~ -the living room of jo's apartment- ~jo talking on the phone to natalie~ jo: i've got two weeks. i don't think i can stand it. natalie: what's different than being pregnant with joann? jo: hmm, nat, let's see... maybe because i have two babies now! nat: well, i dont think it's that bad... jo: natalie, have you ever had a baby in your life? natalie: no... jo: do you know what its like to have two screaming babies in your future? rick (screaming): honey wheres my tie! jo: i already have one screaming baby.. i dont think i can handle another two.. natalie: you're pregnant jo, thats what's bugging you. jo: bugging me? ohh these babies arent bugging me, they're just... aah! natalie: something wrong? you want me to come over? i'm only a few ten blocks away.. jo: i'm fine, i'm - aah! --rick comes down followed by joann-- joann: dad, mom's screaming about something... rick: what's new? natalie: are you in labor? jo: i think so... natalie: do you want me to come over? ive got tootie over to watch that new george clooney movie... he is just so cute and so sexy and so... jo: aah! natalie: we'll take that as a yes! ---car on the way to the hospital-- joann: mom, are you okay? jo: fine, fine... just having another two kids in this car if your father doesnt hurry up! rick: jo would you rather have me get a ticket or would you rather have two kids? jo: get the darn ticket and hurry up! ---blair's car drives by--- joann: hey mom look there's blair! jo: aah! --blair puts down her window-- blair: good morning to you too, jo... what are we doing today? jo: we're in labor. joann: yea and if dad hurries up maybe mom'll make it to the hospital! blair: well... aunt blair's around if you need her! --drives off-- joann: mom - aunt blair? when was that made up? jo: um, at that reunion...i told her she could be an honorary aunt or... rick: it's sweet, jo, it's sweet... jo: aaah!! ---hospital waiting room--- (blair, tootie, natalie, mrs. g all sit around, reading magazines. rick paces back and forth. joann looks bored) tootie: she's 2 weeks early! blair: my mother was six weeks early with bailey! natalie: this is JO!! not your mother!!! joann: cant i go see what's happening? rick: it's not good for 11 year old eyes, joann.. natalie: oh rick its a natural function of life! rick: thats what im afraid of! mrs. g: well, i'm glad you girls called me when you did... i'm always glad to come when someone's needed... tootie: i'm going to go check on her... maybe she needs some friendly advice. nat: i gave her advice this morning, tootie. it didn't work. --beverly ann runs in-- beverly ann: i thought something was wrong and my intuition told me something was, so i got the car all ready... and.. nat: jo's in labor. bev: oh my! joann: with twins! bev: oh my! blair: and she's two weeks early! bev: oh... (catches everyones disgusted looks)... oh wow. nat: does anyone even know what room she's in? tootie: maternity, thats all i know! blair: i think we should check on her... as sort of a friendly thing to do... nat: how can we? they wont let people visit her unless they're family... joann: and i cant even go under that catergory! blair: wait... i got an brilliant idea.... (goes up to front desk) blair: yes.. i'm a doctor here.. really... could i have three pairs of hospital outfits, for my doctor friends... (receptionist looks confused)... have forgotten their outfits! really... (receptionist sighs and hands a pair of hospital outfits...) --hospital room-- (girls in hospital outfits creep into jo's room) jo: three doctors? nat: no its us! we just had to see you! jo: where'd you get the outfits? tootie: blair's brilliant idea. jo: ha! blair: and it worked.. we're here arent we? jo: yeah.. the doctor - the real one - said ive got another half hour or... aah! (doctor comes running in) doctor: is it time? jo: does it look like its time? (girls start creeping out) blair: see ya with your twins.. nat: name one after me! tootie: tootie bonner! nat: natalie dorothy bonner! tootie: are you nuts? dorothy natalie bonner! jo: bye guys! ---short time later--- rick (out of breath): she had them! blair: no, really? i thought she'd just be pregnant forever... tootie: are they boys or girls or what? rick: one's a girl... mrs. g: oh, another girl! rick: and one is a boy... natalie: is one named natalie bonner? rick: one is named rick jr... blair: original rick: and the girl is named... blair. blair: blair? natalie: blair as in warner? tootie: blair as in... (realizes her line is said) rick: jo said something about wanting to name it after someone she never got the chance to be real friends with... kind of as if this will give her the chance. blair: awww, i feel so loved... rick: well, you can go in and see her... joann: can i? rick: uh... nat: its a natural function remember? rick: go ahead.. (everyone runs in. blair walks slower, smiling) blair: "as if this will give her the chance..." yea, i'm sure it will. the end like it? i got tearyeyed writing it! really!!

12-28-2000, 02:19 AM	#6
JoBonner161 Guest Posts: n/a	I got mine posted! Look under 'Christmas Delivery'!
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12-26-2000, 10:17 PM	#2
Jo_Polniaczek Professional Lurker Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 07, 2000 Location: The middle of Nowhere Posts: 783	I love it! But it could have more detail.... ------------------ Jo:You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl.

12-26-2000, 11:40 PM	#3
new england holiday Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 17, 2000 Location: Vancouver, British Columbia AND Southern California Posts: 212	wow!!! Great job!!! keep on writing! ------------------ "I am NOT going to be called sexy lingerie!"--Jo Polniaczek Jo: Blair, if you like that song so much, then why are you doing that to it? Blair: Doing what? Jo: Singing it like Julie Andrews. FOL 4EVa!!!! Blair's B-Day Poem: "If you hit a dead end Then look on the shelf There might be a clue Maybe in a book." "Adventures in Baileysitting"--Jo: Are you ready for a new family yet? Blair--"Turn Blue!" ( )) (( ) ( >')('< ) o(_('')('')_)o Rick and Jo 4eva

12-27-2000, 01:17 PM	#4
lovefol Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 16, 2000 Location: Greenville SC United States Posts: 165	write lika a sequal where they go home with the babies ------------------ You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life!!!

12-27-2000, 07:39 PM	#5
BlairW_1 Mindanao Machiku Senior Member Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: Temporarily in Ok, permanent location ^ there! Posts: 1,011	Loving all your stories more~n~more each time I read 'em! ------------------ J: You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50? B: Good, Jo, why don't you do the books?