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Ireneparalegal · 06-14-2007, 10:58 PM

If you work for Mel, don't complain abt the wages.

Don't eat the chili.

If you see an old poor lady with a large brown bag, CHARGE HER ASS FOR THE FOOD.

If a man sets up a date with your fellow co-worker after making a date with you..DON'T LET HIM OFF SO EASY.

Don't go out with your fellow co-worker's brother who is in the rodeo business.

Keep your nose out of the dingy waitress' life.

catlover79 · 06-14-2007, 11:13 PM

Make sure your diner has a GOOD insurance policy!!

AB · 06-15-2007, 03:30 PM

Things we learned from Alice - "how to stow it".

Ireneparalegal · 06-15-2007, 03:48 PM

That Donkeys don't fly.

catlover79 · 06-15-2007, 04:13 PM

An effective way to get a husband is to get picked up for jaywalking.

Ireneparalegal · 11-26-2007, 01:47 AM

When someone says something you don't like just tell them, "Kiss My Grits."

If you become a fry cook, wear white pants and a white shirt with a white hat.

It takes three waitresses to run a tiny little diner.

catlover79 · 12-08-2007, 11:42 AM

Don't fall expecting your friends to catch you.

Mel will fall asleep if you put a paper bag over his head.

Role playing will always break the ice amongst feuding friends.

If you are a stickler for order, DON'T EVER room with Flo.

Always make sure your date is not gay before you start thinking marriage.

MOWERDAN · 12-11-2007, 01:48 PM

Linda Lavin cannot sing

They should have never re-recorded the opening theme song (which I actually liked).

Never drive an 18-wheeler in a snowstorm on X-Mas Eve!

Sammy Reed · 12-11-2007, 04:06 PM

Throwing plates into pieces on the floor is "Greek applause".

06-14-2007, 10:58 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things we learned from ALICE... If you work for Mel, don't complain abt the wages. Don't eat the chili. If you see an old poor lady with a large brown bag, CHARGE HER ASS FOR THE FOOD. If a man sets up a date with your fellow co-worker after making a date with you..DON'T LET HIM OFF SO EASY. Don't go out with your fellow co-worker's brother who is in the rodeo business. Keep your nose out of the dingy waitress' life.
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06-14-2007, 11:13 PM	#2
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Make sure your diner has a GOOD insurance policy!!
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12-11-2007, 01:48 PM	#8
MOWERDAN Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 04, 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY Posts: 64	Linda Lavin cannot sing They should have never re-recorded the opening theme song (which I actually liked). Never drive an 18-wheeler in a snowstorm on X-Mas Eve!
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06-15-2007, 03:30 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,428	Things we learned from Alice - "how to stow it".

06-15-2007, 03:48 PM	#4
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	That Donkeys don't fly.

06-15-2007, 04:13 PM	#5
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	An effective way to get a husband is to get picked up for jaywalking.

11-26-2007, 01:47 AM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	When someone says something you don't like just tell them, "Kiss My Grits." If you become a fry cook, wear white pants and a white shirt with a white hat. It takes three waitresses to run a tiny little diner.

12-08-2007, 11:42 AM	#7
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	Don't fall expecting your friends to catch you. Mel will fall asleep if you put a paper bag over his head. Role playing will always break the ice amongst feuding friends. If you are a stickler for order, DON'T EVER room with Flo. Always make sure your date is not gay before you start thinking marriage.

12-11-2007, 04:06 PM	#9
Sammy Reed Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 19, 2003 Posts: 403	Throwing plates into pieces on the floor is "Greek applause".