Too Much Stuff (script)

[FOL85NatandMrsGRock]

This ones kinda weird!! but funny!!

Too Much Stuff (2nd)

----Bedroom----

Tootie: Nat do you Jason Breaker?
Nat: Yea.... why?
Tootie: He is soo Dreamy!! (says dreamily)
Nat: I know, but he's extremely popular and we're not!
Tootie: Just ask him what he likes best in a girl
Nat: No, he'll think I'm asking for me!
Tootie: Just act like your doing a column for the paper on why guys liek girls!
Nat: (sighs) I guess
Tootie: (jumps up and down and screams) Thanks Nat!!

----Cafateria----

Nat: (walks in with disappointment on her fave)
Mrs. G: Hi Natalie what's up?
Nat: (disappointed) nothing much...
Jo: Natalie wahts wrong?
Nat: Ok, well Tootie wanted me to talk to Jason breaker and see what he lokos for in a girl...
Mrs. G: So?
Nat: He said a girl has to be pretty beautiful, skinny, and..
Blair (interupts) Wow! Maybe i should go for Jason... I am everything he wants!
jo: Nah Blair you could never get him.. you too ugly!!
Mrs. G: and what Natalie?
Nat: Big chested...
Mrs. G: Oh
Jo: oh Blair now you definately not everything he wants!! (laughs)
Nat: how can a guy only go for girls over a feature that they cant control!?!?
Mrs. G: Boy at this age can be scum! They don't ever mature over girls' features...
Blair: waht a piece of dirt!!
Jo: Just you like you!!
Mrs.G: Jo!!!
Jo: Ok, jeez mrs. g!
Mrs. G: Natalie , you better tell Tootie!
Nat: i guess... (walks out into kitchen)

----Girls' bedroom----

Nat: (walks in) Tootie...
Tootie: Oh hi, did you talk to Jason? (puts clothes away)
Nat: well... yea i did (Sits on end Blairs bed)
Tootie: Great! Great! (jumps over Jo's bed and sits next to Nat)
Nat: Tootie... he's not the perfect guy you want...
Tootie: You mean he's more perfect than i thougth!!
Nat: No, see he's dirt!!
Tootie: waht exactly did he say?
Nat: He said he liked girls who are pretty, beautiful, skinny, and (Long pause) big chested... he's dirt!!
Tootie: Oh... well... maybe i can be those things!!
Nat: What are you talking about?
Tootie: Never mind... (grabs a pair of socks and looks at them funny, then puts them away)
Mrs. G: (walks in) Girls the kitchen is calling... dinner time!
Nat: ok come on Tootie...
Tootie: i'll be down in a second...
Nat and Mrs. G: (walk out of the room)
Mrs. G: (shuts door)
Tootie: (reaches for new pair of socks and looks at them, then puts them under her shirt)

----kitchen----

Tootie: (walks down stiars with bra stuffed)
Nat: Tootie!!
Mrs. G: (looks at Tootie and her stuffed bra then gives her a weird look) Tootie you've grown (says sarcastically)
Tootie: (smiles) well, somebody's noticed!!
Mrs. G: Yea (weird look) I dont think anybody could miss that!
Jo: (walks in) Tootie!! (walks to Tootie and whispers) I think you got a couple socks down your shirt!!
Mrs. G: JO!!
Jo: waht?
Mrs. G: girls get to work on dinner... Tootie can we talk?
Tootie: I guess...
Mrs. G: Let's go upstairs ok? (leads Tootie up the stairs and follows)

----Girls' Bedroom----

Mrs. G: Tootie waht's this (runs hand on the side of Tootie's chest area)
Tootie: what... oh this (points to general chest area)
Mrs. G: Please take those out!
Tootie: Oh alright... (sighs and then reaches down shirt and takes the socks out and throws them on the floor)
Mrs. G: there... that's the beautiful Tootie I know!! (smiles and puts hands on tootie's shoulders)
Tootie: wahts beautiful about me!?! I dont have anything to impress guys with!
Mrs. G: Oh so that's hwat this is about! You were trying to impress Jason! (smiles)
Tootie: What other way is he going to notice me!! I'm never going to grow!!
Mrs. G: Tootie you only 12 how do you know if your never going to grow?
Tootie: Lok at me!! I've ben this sice since I was 10 years old!
Mrs. G: well tootie, your body isnt ready to grow yet, but it will! when its ready...
Tootie: I dont think my body will ever be ready!!
Mrs. G: Tootie look, It wasnt until I was 15 when my body was ready... You'll blossom at some point! Maybe tomorrow... maybe 3 years... but when your body is ready we'll probably have another talk... (smiles)
Tootie: well, I guess i can wait for my body to be ready if that's what's going to happen!
Mrs. G: (laughs) Tootie... will you please not stuff your bra anymore?
Tootie: what bra? this is blair's!!
Blair: (walks in) what did i just hear?!?!
Mrs. G: (looks at Tootie and gives her a look)
Tootie: Umm...
Mrs. G: please Tootie... don't steal other people's belongings too... especially a bra... (gives weird look)
Blair: Hey Mrs. Garrett, could you take me and Tootie into town so we can go shopping?
Mrs. G: what for?
Blair: oh i dont know... i think we'll go bra shopping (smiles at tootie and puts arm around her)
Tootie: (smiles)
Mrs. G: (Laughs and smiles) alright meet me downstairs in 15 minutes!
Tootie: Why are you doing to take me shopping?
Blair: Cuz its about time you got one.. come on lets go down stairts (smiles)

----Cafeteria----

Blair and Tootie: (walk in with shopping bags)
Mrs. G: How was shopping?
Tootie: it was funny... these two guys were fighting over Blair and this other girl walks bye and they both ran to her... (laughs)
Blair: It wasnt that amusing!! I got 3 new blouses and 2 new skirts!
Tootie: and i got my first bra! (smiles)
Nat: where is it?
Blair: She's wearing it...
Tootie: (turns aournd as if modleing it)
Mrs. G: Looks nice
Jo: yea looks real sexy!
Mrs. G: (slaps Jo) dont give her the wrong impression!
Jo: waht?
Mrs. G: well i am glad that you're accepting that you arent developed quite yet.. (smiles)
Tootie: I like the way i am jsut fine! (smiles)
Mrs. G: (laughs, smiles, then hugs Tootie)
Girls: (join in the hugs)

[Kerrin]

GREAT!@!!!!!!