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"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Ed, you didn't get the job of sewer inspector?" Ed: "No. I washed out." "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ed: "I would like my coffee with one lump." (Ed rings the bell.) Thelma: "You keep ringing that bell and you will get one lump." "Principle of The Thing": Ralph: "She thinks that the wallpaper is rotten, I think that it is pretty. What do you think?" (Ed looks at it.) Ed: "I think that you are both right. It's pretty rotten." "You're In The Picture": (Ralph is dressed as a matador while Ed has bulls horns. Ed is warming up.) Ralph (yells): "COME ON!" Ed (yells): "I'M WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN!" (Ed charges like a bull and misses Ralph. Ed then decides to stick the horns in Ralph's backside.) Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!" "Norton Moves In" (Color version): Ed (bringing in the cot): "Hi folks! I hope I didn't disturb your sleep." Ralph: "No, you didn't. I get up every morningat 3am. That way, I can get a seat on the subway going to work." "Hot Dog Stand": (Ed hands a man a hot dog to eat.) Ralph: "By the way I look, you wouldn't know that I was driving a bus yesterday." Man: "Oh." Ed: "I was working in the sewer." (The man stops himself from eating.) Man: "Funny. I'm not hungry anymore." "Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large": (The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.) Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!" (The crooks get their arms up. Knock on door.) Ralph (yells): "WHO IS IT?" Tommy (from outside): "It's me Tommy. Do you have my water pistol in there?" "Boys & Girls Together": Alice (hugging Ralph): "Maye it's better with the lights on so that way I can see my big handsome man." (Alice kisses Ralph.) Ralph: "Have you been at that beer?" "King of The Castle": (Trixie kicked Ed out.) Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle." Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers." |
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