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06-07-2007, 11:38 PM
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Jay Leno explains what Paris Hilton's Medical Condition is Called
"Rich B*tch Itis"
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06-07-2007, 11:44 PM
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06-07-2007, 11:47 PM
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Jay has been WILD all week, maybe because he is off all next week-lol |
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06-07-2007, 11:51 PM
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That's actually going to probably kill him if she's in and out and in again. So much fodder that will go wasted!
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06-08-2007, 12:00 AM
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06-08-2007, 12:26 AM
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06-08-2007, 12:30 AM
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He also said that she should have been put on GUEST HOUSE ARREST-LOL |
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06-08-2007, 12:56 AM
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Her name anagrams to her medical condition:
Paris Whitney Hilton = Holy Pain In the Wrist That's what happens if you beat on the cell door long enough. 
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06-08-2007, 03:13 AM
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I saw that!!I see you typed that post at 11:38 P.M. You must have your TV right by your computer and were watching him at the same time. Do you? |
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06-08-2007, 10:04 AM
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Yup, my Internet is right next to my TV and as soon as he said I couldn;t wait to type it-lol |
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06-08-2007, 10:07 AM
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I was watching that live!
I loved all the Paris Hilton jokes!!!
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06-08-2007, 10:17 AM
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I love Jay - his Paris comments are right on the money.
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06-08-2007, 04:28 PM
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now i'm hearing that hilton was order back to jail by the judge today
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06-08-2007, 04:39 PM
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LEGAL SPICE ;)
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06-09-2007, 08:13 PM
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I liked that little "bit" that he opened the show with last night!
They showed an aerial shot of his house; with LIVE-BREAKING NEWS. JAY LENOS HOUSE-BURBANK, CALIFORNIA. Then they showed 2 sherrifs deputys at the door; and one of them knocked on it and said "MR. LENO! YOU'VE BEEN ORDERED TO REPORT TO 'THE TONIGHT SHOW' TO DO YOUR MONOLOUGE"! Jay opened the door and said "But I thought I could just phone it in"! And as they escorted him away he said "But it's not fair! MOMMY"! Then he started crying! |
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