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Frank Gannucci · 06-06-2007, 10:03 AM

"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":

Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'"

Thelma: "Okay."

"Alice & The Blonde":

Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."

Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!"

"Battle of The Sexes":

Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."

Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."

Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."

"The Deciding Vote":

Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did."

Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."

"We Spy":

(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)

Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"

Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"

"Without Reservations":

(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)

Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built."

Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway."

"Two Tickets To The Fight":

Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I will duck."

(Ed throws a punch and hits Ralph.)

Ed: "Hey, that's some ducking Ralph. I can never hit you the second time."

"This Is Your Life Part 1":

Ralph: "14 years, I fractured myself just to take care of her. Now, I just saw Alice coming out of an Italian restuarant with another guy. That's loyalty for you."

Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."

"The Honeymoon Is Over":

(The makeup lady put lipstick on Ralph's lips.)

Makeup Lady: "Go like this."

(She makes kissing noises with her lips. So does Ralph.)

Ed: "Don't just sit there Ralph. Kiss me."

06-06-2007, 10:03 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,043	Wednesday's Quotes: "A Woman's Work Is Never Done": Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'" Thelma: "Okay." "Alice & The Blonde": Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place." Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!" "Battle of The Sexes": Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe." Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die." Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor." "The Deciding Vote": Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did." Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did." "We Spy": (Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.) Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?" Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'" "Without Reservations": (Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.) Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built." Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway." "Two Tickets To The Fight": Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I will duck." (Ed throws a punch and hits Ralph.) Ed: "Hey, that's some ducking Ralph. I can never hit you the second time." "This Is Your Life Part 1": Ralph: "14 years, I fractured myself just to take care of her. Now, I just saw Alice coming out of an Italian restuarant with another guy. That's loyalty for you." Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus." "The Honeymoon Is Over": (The makeup lady put lipstick on Ralph's lips.) Makeup Lady: "Go like this." (She makes kissing noises with her lips. So does Ralph.) Ed: "Don't just sit there Ralph. Kiss me."