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Frank Gannucci · 06-05-2007, 08:47 AM

"Expectant Dad" & "The Adoption":

Ralph: "I was named after my dad. They just called us 'Big' Ralph and 'Little' Ralph."

Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little' Ralph?"

"Double Anniversary":

Ralph: "Something smells good."

Ed: "It can't be me. I just got through working in the sewer."

"Brother Ralph":

Ralph: "We got money in the bank. Don't we?"

Alice: "Yeah, we do. $3.31."

"The Sleepwalker":

Doctor: "We must remove the mental block from the patient's subconscious mind. Do you follow?"

Ralph: "Not exactly but when you said 'Mental Block', I knew it had something to do with Norton."

"Finders Keepers":

Ralph: "You just shattered another dream tonight. 'The Candy Store' dream we will call this one. You shattered it. When I was a kid, my dreams were shattered. I wanted a pony. I called it 'The Pony Dream.' That was shattered. My parents were broke. Both dreams shattered. The story of my life is shattered dreams."

Alice: "All right Ralph. I understand and I will make it up to you. You forget this 'Candy Store' dream and every Sunday, I will treat you to a pony ride."

"Be It Ever So Humble":

Ralph: "When you own a house, you can go outisde, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'"

Alice: "I can go out the door right now into the hallway and do the same thing."

"Be It Ever So Humble":

Alice (yells): "RALPH?"

Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "WHAT?"

Alice (yells): "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"

Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?"

Alice (yells): "BACON, EGGS AND SAUSAGE."

Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "OKAY."

Alice (yells): "WAHT'S OKAY?"

Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "BACON, EGGS AND SAUSAGE."

"Flushing Ho":

Alice: "You use the bathroom first one morning. The next morning, Ed will use the bathroom first."

Ralph: "There's the solution to all my problems. Now, I will only be late every OTHER day."

"Young At Heart":

Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what makes you young."

Ralph: "You want to do that? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play house. I will be the daddy and you will be the mommy. All right Mommy CLEAN UP!"

06-05-2007, 08:47 AM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Tuesday's Quotes: "Expectant Dad" & "The Adoption": Ralph: "I was named after my dad. They just called us 'Big' Ralph and 'Little' Ralph." Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little' Ralph?" "Double Anniversary": Ralph: "Something smells good." Ed: "It can't be me. I just got through working in the sewer." "Brother Ralph": Ralph: "We got money in the bank. Don't we?" Alice: "Yeah, we do. $3.31." "The Sleepwalker": Doctor: "We must remove the mental block from the patient's subconscious mind. Do you follow?" Ralph: "Not exactly but when you said 'Mental Block', I knew it had something to do with Norton." "Finders Keepers": Ralph: "You just shattered another dream tonight. 'The Candy Store' dream we will call this one. You shattered it. When I was a kid, my dreams were shattered. I wanted a pony. I called it 'The Pony Dream.' That was shattered. My parents were broke. Both dreams shattered. The story of my life is shattered dreams." Alice: "All right Ralph. I understand and I will make it up to you. You forget this 'Candy Store' dream and every Sunday, I will treat you to a pony ride." "Be It Ever So Humble": Ralph: "When you own a house, you can go outisde, pick up some dirt and say: 'This is all mine.'" Alice: "I can go out the door right now into the hallway and do the same thing." "Be It Ever So Humble": Alice (yells): "RALPH?" Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "WHAT?" Alice (yells): "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?" Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "WHAT DO YOU HAVE?" Alice (yells): "BACON, EGGS AND SAUSAGE." Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "OKAY." Alice (yells): "WAHT'S OKAY?" Ralph (from bedroom, yells): "BACON, EGGS AND SAUSAGE." "Flushing Ho": Alice: "You use the bathroom first one morning. The next morning, Ed will use the bathroom first." Ralph: "There's the solution to all my problems. Now, I will only be late every OTHER day." "Young At Heart": Alice: "I want to do the things that young people do. That is what makes you young." Ralph: "You want to do that? Let's play games that young people play. Let's play house. I will be the daddy and you will be the mommy. All right Mommy CLEAN UP!"