Monday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"Oh My Aching Back":

Ralph: "I am not the type that eats-and-runs."

Alice: "Eats-and-runs? With the way you eat, you are lucky that you can walk."

"Young At Heart":

Alice: "How can you be so icky?"

Ralph: "Icky?"

Alice: "You are a termite Ralph. Strickly out of the wood."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Alice: "You got rocks in your head."

Ralph: "I got rocks in my head? I got rocks in my head? I got NOTHING in my head."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

Dentist: "I know why you ar afraid Mr. Kramden. It's ignorance."

Ed: "That is fine. He is just as ignorant as anybody."

"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":

(Ed is wearing shorts with loud socks.)

Ed: "It's the latest thing. It's about time we men broke the convention chains. We have been prisoners long enough."

Ralph: "You keep walking around like that and you will be in prison all over again."

"Follow The Boys":

Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got
that one. House: H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles.
They are not challenging."

Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."

"Follow The Boys":

Ralph: ""For one of a nail, a shoe is lost. For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a battle was lost. And for one of a battle, a war was lost. And for one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost."

Alice: "Why don't you get lost?"

"Play It Again, Norton":

(Ed is disguised as Ralph's son. Ed has Alice's wig on.)

Ralph: "My son has my wife's eyes."

Ed: "I also have her hair."