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"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph "I have been driving a bus for the Gotham Bus Company." Bud: "Well, they do say that travel broadens one." "Game Called On Account of Marriage": Ralph: "I have problems." Ed: "You are telling me. You kept me awake all last night." Ralph: "You hear about it?" Ed: "Did I hear about it? The top floor is betting 8-5 that you go to the wedding." "Stand-In For Murder Part One": Ralph: "I was just upset that Alice thinks that there is no one stupid to offer me a job like that." Ed: "This guy sound stupid enough." "Two For The Money": (Ed & Ralph dance to music that is coming from Dehnny's Bar's jukebox at 3am. The owner unplugs it.) Restaurant Owner: "Do you want me to lose my license?" Ed: "Don't worry. We will drive you home." "Funny Money": Ralph: "Money. I am a millionaire." Ed: "There is enough here to keep you in pizza for the rest of your life." "The Bensonhurst Bomber": Little Man: "My pal Harvey is bigger than me." Ralph: "I got a friend Shirley who is bigger than you." "Opportunity Knocks, But": Butler: "Mr. Marshall will be here shortly. He is in the library." Ed: "The library?" (Ed looks at his watch.) Ed: "He should be here soon. The library closes at 9." "Without Reservations": Stan: "Are there any openings at the bus depot?" Ralph: "No." Stan: "Then how do you get in the building?" "Without Reservations": (All of them are in the broken-down hotel.) Ralph: "We can knock down those cobwebs." Alice: "I wouldn't do that. I think that they are holding up the wall." |
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