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T-Greg · 06-01-2007, 10:22 AM

Ward: Beaver. You're not going anywhere until you clean your room.

Beaver: Well. Gee dad. You think maybe I kinda don't have to do that now since I'm 59, for Christ's sake?

Ward: You better stop talking that way, or your mother is going to wash your mouth out with soap, young man!

Beaver: Young man? I have kids of my own now..and grand kids!

Ward: That's it. You are not getting your allowance this week.

Beaver: Gee dad. If you gave me just a little bit more than 50 cents a week, I just might be able to move out and get a place of my own! Besides, Eddie Haskell beats me up for my lunch money all the time.

Ward: Well....come into the kitchen. Your mother has baked you a nice cake for your birthday, but we just couldn't fit all 59 candles on it, so we'll just have to pretend they are all there, OK. Happy birthday, Beaver.

comedyfreak · 06-02-2007, 04:34 AM

Happy Bday Beav!!

06-01-2007, 10:22 AM	#1
T-Greg Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 17, 2003 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,711	The Beav turns 59 on June 2nd... Ward: Beaver. You're not going anywhere until you clean your room. Beaver: Well. Gee dad. You think maybe I kinda don't have to do that now since I'm 59, for Christ's sake? Ward: You better stop talking that way, or your mother is going to wash your mouth out with soap, young man! Beaver: Young man? I have kids of my own now..and grand kids! Ward: That's it. You are not getting your allowance this week. Beaver: Gee dad. If you gave me just a little bit more than 50 cents a week, I just might be able to move out and get a place of my own! Besides, Eddie Haskell beats me up for my lunch money all the time. Ward: Well....come into the kitchen. Your mother has baked you a nice cake for your birthday, but we just couldn't fit all 59 candles on it, so we'll just have to pretend they are all there, OK. Happy birthday, Beaver.

06-02-2007, 04:34 AM	#2
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