Thursday's Quotes:

[Frank Gannucci]

"A Matter of Record":

Ralph: "I can't use two seats."

Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."

"Pal O' Mine":

Alice: "Why don't all three of us go down and get some coffee."

Trixie: "Seeing you all right is just like getting $1,000,000."

Ed: "If that's the case, Trixie will pay."

"Ralph Kramden Inc.":

Ed: "It's not like I don't want to give you money, it's what you don't do with it."

Ralph: "What is that?"

Ed: "You don't pay me back."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "I can't find the report."

Ed: "Maybe you ate it."

"A Weighty Problem Part 1":

Ralph: "Do you have any more mashed potatoes and bread?"

Waiter: "We don't have anyhting else to throw away."

"Cottage For Sale Part 1":

Ed: "You are going to be tickled pink when RAlph comes home and says that him and me are going to buy a summer cottage for the three of us and it's only going to cost us $989."

Alice: "You are going to buy what for who and it's only going to cost how much?"

Ed: "I can't tell you. It's a secret."


"Two For The Money":

(Ralph & Ed are at the bar. The girls have been waiting for them, so they arrive at the bar.)

Alice: "All right Sonny and Cher."

Ed: "So this is what you girls do when we are at a lodge meeting. You hang around bars."

"Two For The Money":

Trixie: "Don't you ever think about us?"

Ed: "All the time. Why do you think we always go from bar to bar?"

"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":

Ralph: "Since we are going to be living here, I may need to get my wife some new clothes."

Bruno: "Don't worry about it. All she will need is a black dress."