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Alegna · 05-29-2007, 10:01 PM

funny quotes:

Ginger Grant: Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Gilligan: That's beautiful. What's it mean?
Ginger Grant: It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel.

Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor : Murder!?!
Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.

Gilligan: Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green.
Skipper : Then pick the red ones.
Gilligan: But the red ones are pink.
Skipper: Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red white and blue bananas, just pick some bananas!
Gilligan: Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas?

Skipper : [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.

Li-Sung · 06-01-2007, 05:55 PM

Skipper (yelling at Gilligan) "Gilligan do you hear me?"
Gilligan: "I can hear you if I was in Hawaii"

mrs.gingerhinkley · 06-04-2007, 02:34 PM

there are to many great quotes!!!!

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mrs.gingerhinkley · 07-08-2007, 02:50 PM

it's Skipper's B-day party
(unwrapping the Professor's gift) ""Anatomy of a Tree Surgery"" -Skipper
"One of my favorites" -Professor

luv nerdy professor quotes!

mrs.gingerhinkley · 08-13-2007, 04:41 PM

one of my favorites of Ginger's.
Just her saying it is what makes it so hilarious.
Episode, 98 *sniff* "Gilligan the Goddess"

"I'm surrouned by ego maniacs!"

and then a great Mr. Howell line...

"Gentlemen, headhunters have invaded this island; you know what that means?" -Professor
"Yes, property values go down like a shot!" -Mr. Howell

lol.

I thank the writers and the ad libbers, for their brilliance!

Céline · 08-13-2007, 08:37 PM

The skipper talking into the transmittor:This is the skipper of the S.S Minnow!Can anybody hear me?

Gilligan:I can hear you fine!

The skipper:It works!

The professor:But,Skipper!

The skipper:Wait a minute professor,I think I got something,where are you?

Gilligan:Right behind you!!!

Rezny@gmail.com · 08-13-2007, 10:24 PM

From a first season black and white shows episode:Howell

looking at and reading bottle of pills):"Relieves pain fast,fast,fast.That's ridiculous.NOBODY rushes a Howell".And from black and white first episode-Skipper

yelling at Gilligan):"Gilligan,I'm going to give you till I count 5 to come out of there(the cave)One..two..three..."Out comes Gilligan as Marubi,growling.Skipper(to others):"Run,everybody!It's a Marubi!!!!" Gilligan,taking off Marubi costume:"Skipper gone.Gilligan one smart Marubi!."

05-29-2007, 10:01 PM	#1
Alegna ... Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2007 Location: in house Posts: 33	funny quotes from Gilligan's Island funny quotes: Ginger Grant: Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Gilligan: That's beautiful. What's it mean? Ginger Grant: It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel. Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder. Professor : Murder!?! Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me. Gilligan: Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green. Skipper : Then pick the red ones. Gilligan: But the red ones are pink. Skipper: Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red white and blue bananas, just pick some bananas! Gilligan: Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas? Skipper : [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.
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06-01-2007, 05:55 PM	#2
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06-04-2007, 02:34 PM	#3
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	there are to many great quotes!!!! ...
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08-13-2007, 08:37 PM	#6
Céline Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 29, 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,606	The skipper talking into the transmittor:This is the skipper of the S.S Minnow!Can anybody hear me? Gilligan:I can hear you fine! The skipper:It works! The professor:But,Skipper! The skipper:Wait a minute professor,I think I got something,where are you? Gilligan:Right behind you!!!
	Last edited by Céline; 08-13-2007 at 10:56 PM.

08-13-2007, 10:24 PM	#7
Rezny@gmail.com Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2007 Location: Nebraska Posts: 2,675	From a first season black and white shows episode:Howelllooking at and reading bottle of pills):"Relieves pain fast,fast,fast.That's ridiculous.NOBODY rushes a Howell".And from black and white first episode-Skipperyelling at Gilligan):"Gilligan,I'm going to give you till I count 5 to come out of there(the cave)One..two..three..."Out comes Gilligan as Marubi,growling.Skipper(to others):"Run,everybody!It's a Marubi!!!!" Gilligan,taking off Marubi costume:"Skipper gone.Gilligan one smart Marubi!."

07-08-2007, 02:50 PM	#4
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	it's Skipper's B-day party (unwrapping the Professor's gift) ""Anatomy of a Tree Surgery"" -Skipper "One of my favorites" -Professor luv nerdy professor quotes!

08-13-2007, 04:41 PM	#5
mrs.gingerhinkley Bette Davis Fan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 06, 2007 Posts: 2,478	one of my favorites of Ginger's. Just her saying it is what makes it so hilarious. Episode, 98 sniff "Gilligan the Goddess" "I'm surrouned by ego maniacs!" and then a great Mr. Howell line... "Gentlemen, headhunters have invaded this island; you know what that means?" -Professor "Yes, property values go down like a shot!" -Mr. Howell lol. I thank the writers and the ad libbers, for their brilliance!