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Cactus Jack · 05-19-2007, 09:34 PM

Hopefully someone with an elephant like mine can answer this.

Whenever I feed my elephant with peanuts,he loves to take it striahgt from my hand, one time he accidentally ate a jat of peanut butrer and spit out the jar and top. I was pissed at my elephant, but it's fine, since all he does is take our peanuts, but thats what they do Why did he EAT THAT DAMN PEANUT BUTTER?

Ireneparalegal · 05-19-2007, 09:36 PM

What's the question? You made a post but no question...

Cactus Jack · 05-19-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

What's the question? You made a post but no question...

There is no question

Zoneboy · 05-19-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

Why did he EAT THAT DAMN PEANUT BUTTER?

He was afraid his food supply was going to be limited with the peanut butter recall.

Cactus Jack · 05-19-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

He was afraid his food supply was going to be limited with the peanut butter recall.

LOL

Looks like you got that this thread is...

Ireneparalegal · 05-19-2007, 09:49 PM

I didn't see the question WHY DID HE EAT THE DAMN PEANUT BUTTER.

Zoneboy · 05-19-2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I didn't see the question WHY DID HE EAT THE DAMN PEANUT BUTTER.

It wasn't there originally.

Cactus Jack · 05-19-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by _Jen_

I don't have a real elephant. We have a collection of fake elephants. Different people collect different things. My great-grandma collected different types of elephants. Some are glass, and other materials. The statues are different sizes and weigh different amounts. Some of the elephants are cooler than others.

I have a glass rhino's ass

Ireneparalegal · 05-19-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

It wasn't there originally.

I thought so. That is why I asked WHAT IS THE QUESTION since it says "can anyone answer this"...answer what? There was no question.

Cactus Jack · 05-19-2007, 10:07 PM

People are so NAIVE

This is a parody of the cat thread GAWSH

Zoneboy · 05-19-2007, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cactus Jack

This is a parody of the cat thread GAWSH

This reminds me of an episode of Hollywood Squares I read about.

Peter Marshall: Paul, Your elephant is purring, Does that mean he's contented?

Paul Lynde: He should be, He just ate my cat.

Cactus Jack · 05-19-2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoneboy

This reminds me of an episode of Hollywood Squares I read about.

Peter Marshall: Paul, Your elephant is purring, Does that mean he's contented?

Paul Lynde: He should be, He just ate my cat.

LOL Paul Lynde ruled

Zoneboy · 05-19-2007, 11:12 PM

Fleet · 05-19-2007, 11:25 PM

Yes, I own an elephant. His name is "Stampy" but he doesn't like peanuts.
Here is a photo of him...

Ireneparalegal · 05-19-2007, 11:26 PM

I don't own an elephant, but I do have a jack ass...does that count?

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Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Anyone own an elephant? Hopefully someone with an elephant like mine can answer this. Whenever I feed my elephant with peanuts,he loves to take it striahgt from my hand, one time he accidentally ate a jat of peanut butrer and spit out the jar and top. I was pissed at my elephant, but it's fine, since all he does is take our peanuts, but thats what they do Why did he EAT THAT DAMN PEANUT BUTTER?
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05-19-2007, 09:49 PM	#6
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I didn't see the question WHY DID HE EAT THE DAMN PEANUT BUTTER.

05-19-2007, 10:07 PM	#10
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	People are so NAIVE This is a parody of the cat thread GAWSH

05-19-2007, 11:12 PM	#13
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05-19-2007, 11:26 PM	#15
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I don't own an elephant, but I do have a jack ass...does that count?