Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 11) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 05-16-2007, 11:01 PM

(The NJ Nets beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 83-72.)

(Ralph & Ed come into the Kramden apartment.)

Ralph: "Boy, what a game huh? Those Nets really surprised LeBRon and the Cavs. I was thinking that the Cavs were going to win being that they were up 3-1. Now, NJ needs to win two more games."

Ed: "All they need to do Ralph is to concentrate on winning one game. Like we say in the sewer: 'Try to worry abut the tide that is coming up next.'"

Ralph: "I wish I can get an up and close look at the look of the Cavs' faces when they lost. How about when they were down by 20?"

Ed: "Those Cavs must have been thinking: 'We have a tough mountain to climb.'"

Ralph: "You can say that again."

Ed: "Those Cavs must have been..."

Ralph: "Aw, shut up!"

(Alice comes out.)

Alice: "Hi Ralph! Hi Ed! I see that the Nets won."

Ralph: "Yup, they really showed young LeBron a lesson. Don't ever underestimate anyone."

Alice: "Ralph, he couldn't have underestimated anyone."

Ralph: "Are you a LeBron fan?"

Alice: "No."

Ralph: "You must be. I just heard what you said."

Ed: "She's right Ralph. LeBron couldn't have underestimated anyone. He didn't underestimate you when he wanted to fight you."

Ralph: "Ah, shut up!"

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! I HEARD YOU SAID YOU COULD BEAT UP LEBRON JAMES AND THAT WHEN LEBRON CHALLENGED YOU, YOU RAN? I KNOW THAT MUST NOT BE TRUE BECASUE IF YOU RAN, FIVE SECONDS LATER, YOU WOULD COLLAPSE."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)

Ralph (yells): 'I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU ARE STILL AWAKE MCGARRITY. SHOULDN'T YOU BE ASLEEP? AFTER ALL, YOU ARE A SENIOR CITIZEN." (to Alice & Ed): "That settles that."

McGarrity (yells): "SHOULDN'T YOU TAKE A MUD BATH? ARENT YOU A PIG?"

(Ralph sticks his head out and gets some mud in the face.)

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON AND GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

Ralph: "One of these days, McGarrity will get his and I know one of the ways to do it. One of the ways is when I will celebrate in his face when the Nets are the 2007 NBA Champs."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!

05-16-2007, 11:01 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,042	Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 11) (The NJ Nets beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 83-72.) (Ralph & Ed come into the Kramden apartment.) Ralph: "Boy, what a game huh? Those Nets really surprised LeBRon and the Cavs. I was thinking that the Cavs were going to win being that they were up 3-1. Now, NJ needs to win two more games." Ed: "All they need to do Ralph is to concentrate on winning one game. Like we say in the sewer: 'Try to worry abut the tide that is coming up next.'" Ralph: "I wish I can get an up and close look at the look of the Cavs' faces when they lost. How about when they were down by 20?" Ed: "Those Cavs must have been thinking: 'We have a tough mountain to climb.'" Ralph: "You can say that again." Ed: "Those Cavs must have been..." Ralph: "Aw, shut up!" (Alice comes out.) Alice: "Hi Ralph! Hi Ed! I see that the Nets won." Ralph: "Yup, they really showed young LeBron a lesson. Don't ever underestimate anyone." Alice: "Ralph, he couldn't have underestimated anyone." Ralph: "Are you a LeBron fan?" Alice: "No." Ralph: "You must be. I just heard what you said." Ed: "She's right Ralph. LeBron couldn't have underestimated anyone. He didn't underestimate you when he wanted to fight you." Ralph: "Ah, shut up!" McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN! I HEARD YOU SAID YOU COULD BEAT UP LEBRON JAMES AND THAT WHEN LEBRON CHALLENGED YOU, YOU RAN? I KNOW THAT MUST NOT BE TRUE BECASUE IF YOU RAN, FIVE SECONDS LATER, YOU WOULD COLLAPSE." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.) Ralph (yells): 'I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU ARE STILL AWAKE MCGARRITY. SHOULDN'T YOU BE ASLEEP? AFTER ALL, YOU ARE A SENIOR CITIZEN." (to Alice & Ed): "That settles that." McGarrity (yells): "SHOULDN'T YOU TAKE A MUD BATH? ARENT YOU A PIG?" (Ralph sticks his head out and gets some mud in the face.) (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON AND GEEEEEEEEEEET OUT!" (Ed leaves.) Ralph: "One of these days, McGarrity will get his and I know one of the ways to do it. One of the ways is when I will celebrate in his face when the Nets are the 2007 NBA Champs." (Jackie Gleason walks on stage.) Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!