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88survivor · 05-13-2007, 09:01 AM

"I haven't been this much upset since the price of gold went down."

LOL LOL LOL

I love that line

blairmusica · 05-14-2007, 10:00 PM

I'll give ya two.
"i haven't been dateless since '79. Can anyone else say that?"
"Natalie, I am far from perfect. I look awful in yellow."
Ha, they are about fifty more. Blair is my fave.

IheartBlair · 05-15-2007, 08:50 PM

"I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!"

"Natalie, have you been writing to prisoners again?"

Jo:"I can't believe you would dump a friend for that leapin' Lithuanian"
Blair:"Russian, you Neanderthal!"

"you'll never have to do dishes, you and your husband will just eat right out of the bucket, anyway"

Jo:"guess what we dug out of the greenhouse?"
Blair:"your face?"

Jo: "Can't you wait until morning to make a fool of yourself?"
Blair: "No, I can't!"

Blair (singing): Born free, as free as the la la, la la la la la la...

Mrs. Garrett: Blair! What are you so happy?

Blair (singing): I'mmmmmmmmm getting a DIVORCE!

"Hot wiring? Don't be silly, the van already has a heater."

Jo: Do you know what this means? I never have to hear you breath again!
Blair: And I never have to see your ugly face again!
*they both scream and hug*

cavalier · 05-20-2007, 03:07 PM

Mrs. G: The rooms needs to painted and cleaned for the new tenants. I expect you here tomorrow bright and early. Wear your old clothes.

Blair: Mrs. G., I don't have any old clothes.

Mrs G. gives her a look

Blair: I'll buy some.

Yooch · 05-20-2007, 03:21 PM

Blair is going to be magnanimous to Jo, who is suspicious of Blair's kind gesture:

(Paraphrasing)

Jo: You do something for me, then I owe you, right?

Blair: No, Jo, I do something for you--and you let me do it.

88survivor · 05-20-2007, 08:51 PM

"He owe me $6 dollars!" LOL LOL....

Or this one...Greatest comic timing from Lisa Welchel. I can watch this all day!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCo0scU1Q5Y

I Love Lamp · 05-21-2007, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yooch

Blair is going to be magnanimous to Jo, who is suspicious of Blair's kind gesture:

(Paraphrasing)

Jo: You do something for me, then I owe you, right?

Blair: No, Jo, I do something for you--and you let me do it.

I love this one.

A.D.A. Casey Novak · 05-21-2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yooch

Blair is going to be magnanimous to Jo, who is suspicious of Blair's kind gesture:

(Paraphrasing)

Jo: You do something for me, then I owe you, right?

Blair: No, Jo, I do something for you--and you let me do it.

That was a great episode. Jo's scholarship fell through and she found all these jobs and worked night and day, but still couldn't afford tuition. Warner Industries afforded one scholarship per year to needy kids. Jo doesn't want to apply because it's from the Warners. So Blair intimates that she'll help Jo get that scholarship if Jo acts appreciative enough (i.e. fishing compliments out of Jo, who doesn't like doing it, and after awhile, refuses). Blair goes behind Jo's back and tells her dad to give it to Jo. After that, there is an extended scene in the kitchen with all the girls. Blair starts going on and on about how kind she is. She even says at one point something like, "We Warners even give money to starving monkeys in Africa. So you see Jo? You're not alone." Tootie, Nat, and Mrs. G look really uncomfortable and Jo looks humiliated.

At the very end of the episode, Blair loses the attitude. Jo doesn't want the scholarship anymore. That's when Blair says (out of the blue, since prior to that she was acting like a jerk), "You see, Jo? That's what friendship is. I do something for you..." And Jo (resigned) says, "And I do something for you". Then Blair goes, "No. I do something for you and you let me do it".

natalie green · 05-21-2007, 06:11 PM

anytime she converses with the sock puppet in the episode where andy gets adopted. priceless.

Ags2000 · 05-22-2007, 11:58 PM

Who can forget the ever present "Turn Blue!" insult.

D

RoryGilmore · 06-07-2007, 11:09 PM

There are way to many to list but

"Turn Blue"

"Haven't been this upset since the price of gold went down"

Blair: Mrs. G., I don't have any old clothes.

Mrs G. gives her a look

Blair: I'll buy some.

Anytime she fights with Jo something good comes out.

Scoobiedoo30 · 06-12-2007, 11:47 PM

No I cant

catlover79 · 06-13-2007, 12:30 AM

I don't have a favorite Blair line, but I love the looks on Lisa Whelchel's face everytime Jo would insult her. It was a combined look of shock and disgust. I'm sure you know which look I mean.

05-13-2007, 09:01 AM	#1
88survivor Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2006 Location: NY Posts: 1,849	Favorite Blair Warner lines... "I haven't been this much upset since the price of gold went down." LOL LOL LOL I love that line

05-15-2007, 08:50 PM	#3
IheartBlair Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 14, 2005 Location: Hartford,CT Posts: 71	"I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!" "Natalie, have you been writing to prisoners again?" Jo:"I can't believe you would dump a friend for that leapin' Lithuanian" Blair:"Russian, you Neanderthal!" "you'll never have to do dishes, you and your husband will just eat right out of the bucket, anyway" Jo:"guess what we dug out of the greenhouse?" Blair:"your face?" Jo: "Can't you wait until morning to make a fool of yourself?" Blair: "No, I can't!" Blair (singing): Born free, as free as the la la, la la la la la la... Mrs. Garrett: Blair! What are you so happy? Blair (singing): I'mmmmmmmmm getting a DIVORCE! "Hot wiring? Don't be silly, the van already has a heater." Jo: Do you know what this means? I never have to hear you breath again! Blair: And I never have to see your ugly face again! they both scream and hug
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05-20-2007, 03:21 PM	#5
Yooch Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 07, 2006 Location: California Posts: 3,180	Blair is going to be magnanimous to Jo, who is suspicious of Blair's kind gesture: (Paraphrasing) Jo: You do something for me, then I owe you, right? Blair: No, Jo, I do something for you--and you let me do it.
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05-21-2007, 06:11 PM	#9
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05-22-2007, 11:58 PM	#10
Ags2000 Red 2/13/90 -1/5/06 Forum Veteran Join Date: May 02, 2001 Location: Candyland Posts: 5,544	Who can forget the ever present "Turn Blue!" insult. D
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05-14-2007, 10:00 PM	#2
blairmusica Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 10, 2006 Location: new jersey Posts: 100	I'll give ya two. "i haven't been dateless since '79. Can anyone else say that?" "Natalie, I am far from perfect. I look awful in yellow." Ha, they are about fifty more. Blair is my fave.

05-20-2007, 03:07 PM	#4
cavalier Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 07, 2003 Posts: 189	Mrs. G: The rooms needs to painted and cleaned for the new tenants. I expect you here tomorrow bright and early. Wear your old clothes. Blair: Mrs. G., I don't have any old clothes. Mrs G. gives her a look Blair: I'll buy some.

05-20-2007, 08:51 PM	#6
88survivor Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2006 Location: NY Posts: 1,849	"He owe me $6 dollars!" LOL LOL.... Or this one...Greatest comic timing from Lisa Welchel. I can watch this all day!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCo0scU1Q5Y

06-07-2007, 11:09 PM	#11
RoryGilmore Always and Forever Forum Veteran Join Date: Oct 30, 2004 Location: Wherever he is, that's where I'll be Posts: 6,529	There are way to many to list but "Turn Blue" "Haven't been this upset since the price of gold went down" Blair: Mrs. G., I don't have any old clothes. Mrs G. gives her a look Blair: I'll buy some. Anytime she fights with Jo something good comes out.
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06-12-2007, 11:47 PM	#12
Scoobiedoo30 Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Jun 27, 2002 Location: KENNER, LOUISIANA Posts: 27,654	No I cant
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06-13-2007, 12:30 AM	#13
catlover79 God Bless Val Forum Addict Join Date: May 29, 2006 Location: Bewitched in Ohio Posts: 70,382	I don't have a favorite Blair line, but I love the looks on Lisa Whelchel's face everytime Jo would insult her. It was a combined look of shock and disgust. I'm sure you know which look I mean.
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