Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 7)

[Frank Gannucci]

(The NJ Nets beat the Cleveland Cavaliers 96-85.)

(Ralph is all happy from just watching the game.)

Ralph: "Alice, how about that? New Jersey has come into the game. I have a solid feeling that the Cavs momentum has broke and it will never be fixed."

Alice: "That is okay to feel that Ralph. But, remember LeBron James is on the Cavs."

Ralph: "What are you, a fan of him? Come on Alice. I can take him in fight. Just like that."

Alice: "You could? Ha ha ha ha. You will probably faint from the sight of him punching you."

Ralph: "Alice, I never run away from a fight."

Alice: "If you did, you would get a heart attack."

Ralph: "Oooh, one of these days Alice. One of these days, you are going to get yours. I am teling you this so that you will know it. The Nets are going to beat those Cavs. They have the team to do it. Jason Kidd is on his game and so will the rest of the team. I have a funny feeling that this will be the Nets year."

Alice: "To win or to lose?"

Ralph: "Ooh, you are going to get it."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed: "Hey Ralph-ie boy! I just watched the game. Boy, what a game. Kidd was on his game and I am willing to be that the Cavs are going to take notice and with the Nets luck, they will not be able to beat the Cavs and the Cvas will advance. The Nets have always had bad luck."

Ralph (yells): "GEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUT NORTON
AND DON'T COME BACK UNLESS YOU ARE A NETS FAN."

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie: "As usual, the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST. GOOD NIGHT."

(Audience cheers.)