real court hearings that are just too funny!!

[hippiechick60]

found this on the net and thought omg!! people really are that stupid!!

what is your date of birth?
july 15th
what year
every year
(wow you must be like really old then!!)

what gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
Gucci sweats and Reeboks
(hmmmm ok!)

how old is your son,the one living with you?
38 or 35 i can't remeber which
how long has he lived with you?
35 years
(lol oh Lord!!)

what was the fist thing your husband said to
you when he woke up that morning?
he said where am i Cathy
and did that upset you
my name is Susan
(lol oh sorry!!)

did you blow your horn or anything?
after the accident?
before the accident
sure i played for ten years i even went to
school for it
(i'm sure you did!!)

the youngest son the 20 year old how old
is he
(duh 20!!)

were you present when your picture was
taken
(no thats a another person!)

did he kill you?
(yeah and i've come back to fill out a report!)