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Ireneparalegal · 05-09-2007, 11:17 PM

I thought it was just a made up song title...I checked it out and sure enough, it is a real song.

Here are the lyrics:

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life
Play the song

Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc.
Words and music by Paul Craft.
CD, BWCD-040292
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Brian Damage · 05-09-2007, 11:25 PM

Great Find!

Ireneparalegal · 05-09-2007, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Great Find!

Thank you.

Zoneboy · 05-09-2007, 11:41 PM

It's been awhile since I've heard that one.

FredScuttle · 05-10-2007, 09:42 AM

Yeah, I remember hearing it on the radio once, and thought "hey, that's that song from Alice!"

It may have been on Dr Demento.

05-09-2007, 11:17 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Did you know that song that Mel and that other guy requested to hear is A REAL SONG? I thought it was just a made up song title...I checked it out and sure enough, it is a real song. Here are the lyrics: Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life Play the song Song from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc. Words and music by Paul Craft. CD, BWCD-040292 Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am Make me a piece in your master game plan Free from the earthly tempestion below I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door All the departed dear loved ones of mine Stick’em up front in the offensive line. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
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05-09-2007, 11:25 PM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Great Find!
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05-09-2007, 11:41 PM	#4
Zoneboy RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU :( Moderator Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: AT HOME WISHING ALL THIS WAS JUST A DREAM AND THAT I'LL WAKE UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE. Posts: 34,386	It's been awhile since I've heard that one.
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05-10-2007, 09:42 AM	#5
FredScuttle Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 31, 2005 Posts: 477	Yeah, I remember hearing it on the radio once, and thought "hey, that's that song from Alice!" It may have been on Dr Demento.