Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 8) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Frank Gannucci · 05-08-2007, 10:56 PM

(The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the NJ Nets 102-92.)

(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the bowling alley.)

Ralph: "Wow! I can't believe that the Nets lost again. This is terrible. I wanted them to win the NBA title."

Ed: "If the Nets play they way they have been playing, they won't be able to do it. But, considerating the way they have been playing all season, I don't think they will win the NBA title."

Ralph: "What do you mean Norton? They are the best team out there."

Ed: "How can you say that when they just lost?"

Ralph: "You know Norton, you are an idiot. Any basketball fan knows that the Nets are the bes team out there. I will prove it to you."

(Ralph looks for a basketball fan.)

Ralph: "Excuse me sir?"

Man: "Yes."

Ralph: "Are you a basketball fan?"

Man: "Yes."

Ralph: "Who is the best team right now?"

Man: "The Cavs."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

(Ralph looks for another fan of basketball.)

Ralph: "Excuse me ma'am?"

Woman: "Yes?"

Ralph: "Are you a fan of basketball?"

Woman: "Yes. The best team out there is the Cavs."

Ed: "Well, that proves it."

Ralph: "We will just se about that when the Cavs loe and they will. I tell you Norton, I can take that LeBron James on in a fight. I will beat him up."

Ed: "Are you sure abotu that Ralph? Judging by the shape you are in, I think you might suffer a heart attack."

Ralph: "Are you saying that I am not in good shape? I went to the gym and I exercised for 30 minutes straight doing hard work."

Ed: "What was the exercise?"

Ralph: "Doing bicep curls with a 1 pound dumbell."

Ed: "Hey, I went to the gym too. I ran on a treadmill for 60 minutes traight while being the only one to watch Spongebob."

Ralph: "Yeah, you and him have a lot in common. You two have sponges instead of brains. How about we make a bet? If the Nets win, I get $10 and if the Cavs lose, you give me $10?"

Ed: "Sure."

(Audience laughs bigtime.)

Ed: "Wait a minute. You pulled that trick with me with the TV. If the Cavs win, you give me $10 and if the Nets win, you give me $10. I will still be rooting for the Nets though."

Ralph: "Deal. Wait a minute..."

Ed: "I'm a Cavs fan moreso than a Nets fan."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"

05-08-2007, 10:56 PM	#1
Frank Gannucci Member Forum Star Join Date: Mar 05, 2007 Posts: 16,067	Ralph Kramden, a NJ Nets fan? (Part 8) (The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the NJ Nets 102-92.) (Ralph & Ed just watched the game at the bowling alley.) Ralph: "Wow! I can't believe that the Nets lost again. This is terrible. I wanted them to win the NBA title." Ed: "If the Nets play they way they have been playing, they won't be able to do it. But, considerating the way they have been playing all season, I don't think they will win the NBA title." Ralph: "What do you mean Norton? They are the best team out there." Ed: "How can you say that when they just lost?" Ralph: "You know Norton, you are an idiot. Any basketball fan knows that the Nets are the bes team out there. I will prove it to you." (Ralph looks for a basketball fan.) Ralph: "Excuse me sir?" Man: "Yes." Ralph: "Are you a basketball fan?" Man: "Yes." Ralph: "Who is the best team right now?" Man: "The Cavs." (Ed laughs.) Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!" (Ralph looks for another fan of basketball.) Ralph: "Excuse me ma'am?" Woman: "Yes?" Ralph: "Are you a fan of basketball?" Woman: "Yes. The best team out there is the Cavs." Ed: "Well, that proves it." Ralph: "We will just se about that when the Cavs loe and they will. I tell you Norton, I can take that LeBron James on in a fight. I will beat him up." Ed: "Are you sure abotu that Ralph? Judging by the shape you are in, I think you might suffer a heart attack." Ralph: "Are you saying that I am not in good shape? I went to the gym and I exercised for 30 minutes straight doing hard work." Ed: "What was the exercise?" Ralph: "Doing bicep curls with a 1 pound dumbell." Ed: "Hey, I went to the gym too. I ran on a treadmill for 60 minutes traight while being the only one to watch Spongebob." Ralph: "Yeah, you and him have a lot in common. You two have sponges instead of brains. How about we make a bet? If the Nets win, I get $10 and if the Cavs lose, you give me $10?" Ed: "Sure." (Audience laughs bigtime.) Ed: "Wait a minute. You pulled that trick with me with the TV. If the Cavs win, you give me $10 and if the Nets win, you give me $10. I will still be rooting for the Nets though." Ralph: "Deal. Wait a minute..." Ed: "I'm a Cavs fan moreso than a Nets fan." Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!" (Jackie Gleason walks on stage.) Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"