I missed the ending, what happened? And was one of the MP's from the Walton's?
Spoiler
The army decided that the tent the soldier was hiding in did not constitute a church and was not safe sanctuary for him and he was taken into custody. The eggs the cook was making fell on the ground too.
I don't know about the M.P.s; I've never seen THE WALTONS.
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the Clampetts are in a fancy Beverly Hills jewelry store. Granny points to a tray of rubies.
Granny: "How much fer one o' them red diamonds?"
clerk: "Madam, those are rubies."
Granny: "OK ask her kin we buy one offa her."
clerk: " The ruby I am talking about is not a lady."
Granny: "Lissen, how she got them diamonds is her business. I'm just sayin' ask her kin we buy one from her."